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a doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. ‘the material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago… red meat is awful. soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. high fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. however, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

 

after several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘wedding cake.’

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Why do men die before their wives?

 

 

 

because they want to

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whats Irish and stays out all night?????

 

 

 

 

 

Patio Furniture

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A dyslexic walks into a bra.....

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A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey we have a drink named after you!". 

 

The screwdriver replies, "You have a drink named Stanley?"

 

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

 

A fly.  Highly unfortunate, but the name doesn't change.

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What do you get when you cross LSD with the birth  control pill?

 

A trip without the kids.

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A Florida man was arrested on Saturday for shoplifting  $300 worth of household goods at a Kmart, just days after he purchased a multi-million-dollar private island off Key West.

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If Bruce Willis ODed on Viagra, the headline could read "Bruce Willis died harder"

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Officers respond to a burglary call with their guns drawn only to find a trapped Roomba

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