nuklz2594 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 the house is divided. she asked what time does drinking start and what is the flavor of choice? i have been known to have tequila and perhaps an herbal supplement.GO BILLS!!! i do miss the zweigle hot dogs and genny cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanfan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Are you saying she's a Pats fan? You have no choice but annulment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Are you saying she's a Pats fan? You have no choice but annulment.Yep. Probably on the wedding bandwagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Irreconcilable differences. The judge will understand. Your family will understand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Kevi Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"? Â Try that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 been married 26 years in a few weeks. i remember when she had the flu...was ugly. we were watching the bills vs giants super bowl. she was laying down with a bucket beside her. norwood missed the fg. she sat up and said bills suck and plopped back down. i had evil thoughts in my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanfan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"? Â Try that. I like Jeff Foxworthy's approach. Our friend here just needs to tell the family: "She ran away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I'm married to a pat's fan. She's fine honestly... her dad on the other hand is an insufferable POS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 i did get her back. did the saran wrap under the toilet seat thing. yep, the couch was comfy Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"? Â Try that. awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"? Â Try that. Lol. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Twist one up and some Genny Screamers...takes me back to the UB days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 Twist one up and some Genny Screamers...takes me back to the UB days... partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Patriot's brides cheat on their husbands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) Patriot's brides cheat on their husbands. but at least they know how to deflate your balls Edited September 29, 2017 by The Wiz 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"? Â Try that. Â My mother did that for a pair of sheep dogs (Rusty and Pepper, amazing I can remember after 45+ years) who could not understand that they could not treat cats who wandered into their yard as free chew toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983 Got ya beat! (1980).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jukester Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 been married 26 years in a few weeks. i remember when she had the flu...was ugly. we were watching the bills vs giants super bowl. she was laying down with a bucket beside her. norwood missed the fg. she sat up and said bills suck and plopped back down. i had evil thoughts in my head. Â Really?! Pats were 1-15 that year and pretty bad in general around that era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I'm married to a pat's fan. She's fine honestly... her dad on the other hand is an insufferable POS. Â Just remind him at every opportunity that the Cheatriots did, in fact, exist prior to January, 2002. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Â Just remind him at every opportunity that the Cheatriots did, in fact, exist prior to January, 2002. Â I don't even bother, I just do everything I can to avoid arguing with or hitting this guy. Just an uncomfortable person to be around... and he likes to razz me about the bills/sabres... making it all the worse. Â You haven't been to a game in like 25 years! Go to 6 a year and tell me who the real fan is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Sounds like your are definitely Mudged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Herbal supplements Well if shes a pats fan at least she knows how to deflate balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Fan in Beantown Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I feel the pain of the OP. I married a Pats fan over a decade ago. I'm also a Yankees fan and shes a Red Sox fan. We can watch Yanks/Sox games together (mostly), but its separate rooms for those extra special Bils/Pats Sundays. I'm married to a pat's fan. She's fine honestly... her dad on the other hand is an insufferable POS. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranded in Boston Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) Good stuff, guys. Â I've lived in Boston for 32 years. Luckily my wife is from Italy and doesn't give two ***** about the Pats (except that "Jimmy Garoppolo ees very cute!"). It was also a good thing that she married me before she observed me watching a Bills game. But I have to keep an eye on my kids, especially my twin boys. So far my propaganda efforts have been successful (maybe a little too much -- one time they stomped on the Pats logo at Foxboro, which forced us to run for our lives). But if those little bastards ever come home wearing any Pats gear ... ... Edited September 29, 2017 by Stranded in Boston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Sounds like your are definitely Mudged! Put her on the practice squad - just like Mudge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983 Huh. I was under the impression you get kicked out of Fredonia if you dont party hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 What? Didnt know when you dated? Didnt know when you were engaged? Didnt know when you got married? Did you suddenly see a tatoo you didnt pay attention to before? Im confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Herbal supplements Well if shes a pats fan at least she knows how to deflate balls. Â ....purple pill remedy I believe........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 ....purple pill remedy I believe........... Â Acid reflux? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice_32 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 My wife was a skins fan when we met. I turned her, poor thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I can't even imagine getting romantic with a Pats* fan. I just couldn't get past that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"? Â Try that. Nice! Â If it was a dog, I sadly lived through that. If it's a cat.....whatever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 So I was real skeptical about nuklz having a lady when I clicked this, but it all really came together through the first page of the thread and makes so much sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I'm getting married on Friday. My bride to be in a Bills fan. Can't imagine it any other way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983 getting kicked out of fredonia is an achievement. good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 My condolences on your wife being a Pats fan. I couldn't imagine that. No such issues in my household, my wife is a Saints fan, and I like the Saints as well. The only time we have issues is when she occasionally likes to bring up "at least we have a ring" line. When our 7 year old daughter is in the room, I let the comment slide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983 Â Did you "partake" of two girls named Kris A and Julie V that year? Cousins who were on the "Bang Every Guy at Fredonia State '83-'84 World Tour". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 F!@# bride got a pats/red sox tattoo. i will say this...she has always been a fan. i almost got a bills tattoo until the rumour was they would be in toronto. o f course you realize this means WAR! getting kicked out of fredonia is an achievement. good job. i went back to take my "medicine" and then transferred. i do not think i could survive that place again lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I can't even imagine getting romantic with a Pats* fan. I just couldn't get past that. same. I've ended potential relationships because I couldn't respect someone that was a fan of that team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuklz2594 Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 So I was real skeptical about nuklz having a lady when I clicked this, but it all really came together through the first page of the thread and makes so much sense now. daughter was hatched at bjach in fort polk,la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM2009 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 same. I've ended potential relationships because I couldn't respect someone that was a fan of that team Most are pretty arrogant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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