Buffalo Barbarian Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I know the Bills is 4-3 and my Jets ain't doing so good but you have to dig a little. The Jets just pretty much beat the Patriots at their place and the Patriots smacked you guys around all day in your quaint little home park there. It is going to get ugly in the big city and you will probably get more players hurt when the Jets start pounding. It is to bad to cuz I hate the Patriots and I don't really mind the Bills. The Jets might be far enough behind to not catch the Patriots and the Bills is sure gonna lose a lot more games. I think getting Percy helps but 10-6 is the best we can do and I think we might lose one more game so 9-7 is probably our record. At least Geno is getting good. I feel bad for you guys that Kyle Orton sucks so bad and EJ is washed up when you coulda had Geno. I might go to the game and don't want to laugh at you guys but I think the game will be funny. P.S. J-E- S -T-S Jests JESts JESTS. You wish you had Ortonation :devil: 1-6 :worthy: soon to be 1-7 Don't worry. Harvin will punch Geno in the face by halftime :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsgpr88 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 congratulations, you were able to display your ignorance in the very first word you typed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Hey Spags, first off, your grandma is named Vincenzo? A fine Italian males first name. And secondly, if yous was a true eye-talian you would NEVER refer to pasta sauce as sauce....it's gravy you fake ass wannabe. If you wanna make me some cement shoes....I'm a 10.5 my man. Vincenzo is a last name to did you ever think of that genius? And I'll call it sauce or gravy or soup or dinner or whatever I want and I can also explains it in a way people on a board based in a hick town might understand it. That's because I am a good communicator. When I smash a guys face I might call it his mug or his face or his pie hole or lots of other stuff, but he gets the point cuz I communicate it. To answer Greggy, I don't know about boss's go to drink but I do know he drank a lot of salt water at one point. Youse Bills fans all remind me of work sometimes. It is like the guys who keeps losing bets and not paying up and I have to make a visit. The next time around they bet again. I can't believe somebody takes their action but I get more work. And here you guys are thinking you is better than the Jets after years and years of seeing that you is not. I feel bad for you like sometimes I feel bad adding medical bills to guys gambling debts. At least yours is harmless fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ma changed how she makes sauce which kinda pisses me off but she is doing ok. And if you was crackin a Ma joke then prepare to have somethin of your own cracked. Like your skull for instance. No Ma joke, was just asking. I think I met her in at the ShopRite in Kearny last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 No Ma joke, was just asking. I think I met her in at the ShopRite in Kearny last year. you mean the lady with the House coat, blue hair and cat eye glasses?? That wasn't his mother - she was Spag's "gumada". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Youse guys is really sounding nervous and jealous. Look at the bright side. Jackson and Spiller ain't gonna have to worry about getting smashed this week like they usually do against the Jets. I think I might be going to the game Sunday and I hope none of you show up in your gear cuz I might have to smack you eight ways from Sunday and I might not even know it is you. The first one I would like to find is whoever said something about ghosts which scares me and people think is fake but they are not fake because I have seen some of them. If you guys do get some sort of Christmas miracle the jet s might have a hard time making the playoffs so I might start rooting for you for the rest of the year. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Are you sure that punk didn't say kick? Why do you think he don't post here no more? That was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJDK Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 My prediction is a Geno Smith concussion interception combo play. Dareus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsherman12 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 These teams tend to split most years it seems. It wouldn't surprise me if the home team wins each game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir andrew Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I look forward to these threads every time we play the jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickedface Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 oh its time for the jets game and of course this fine gentleman comes out of the woodwork. thanks for cracking me up with your antics and ability to rile up people who haven't been on this board for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) I know the Bills is 4-3 and my Jets ain't doing so good but you have to dig a little. The Jets just pretty much beat the Patriots at their place and the Patriots smacked you guys around all day in your quaint little home park there. It is going to get ugly in the big city and you will probably get more players hurt when the Jets start pounding. It is to bad to cuz I hate the Patriots and I don't really mind the Bills. The Jets might be far enough behind to not catch the Patriots and the Bills is sure gonna lose a lot more games. I think getting Percy helps but 10-6 is the best we can do and I think we might lose one more game so 9-7 is probably our record. At least Geno is getting good. I feel bad for you guys that Kyle Orton sucks so bad and EJ is washed up when you coulda had Geno. I might go to the game and don't want to laugh at you guys but I think the game will be funny. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. We ain't scared, bring it. Da Bills usally play da Patsie's bettor in NE any way, so i ain't to nervous bout dat nalagy. good luck doh.. Edited October 22, 2014 by ricojes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Anyone on this board that isn't worried about the Jets game is insane. They have played well enough against good teams, and Geno has done enough to make me worry. Has he been perfect, no, but certainly better than EJ. Our O-line does not look good and also worries me. Yep. I'll gladly take a 6-3 win. Their front seven poses HUGE problems for us. Fuccillo huge. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 @ESPNNewYork SAME OL' JETS: Can't decide which have been the most embarrassing moments in #Jets history? We have the top ten! http://es.pn/1nyg6j9 #NYJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 this is amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 A real world example of the Translative Property: how 2 teams who play in New Jersey can call themselves "New York". Jersey people always think(or is it pretend?) they are from The City(Philly, NYC, doesn't matter). And of course Jersey people like Spags believe in ghosts. See, there's the real people who actually live in The City. Then, there's these other people, seemingly from another dimension, who often show up, especially at night, and have a tendency to scare, but mostly annoy, the real people...largely due to bad/ridiculous/unintended yet hilarious behavior. Thus, I am forced to accept the existence of ghosts, precisely due to the Translative Property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Here is an example of an unsound application of the transitive property: Team A defeated team B, and team B defeated team C. Therefore, team A will defeat team C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) A bills fan pretending to be a jets fan just doesn't strike my funny bone Edited October 22, 2014 by jeremy2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 A real world example of the Translative Property: how 2 teams who play in New Jersey can call themselves "New York". Jersey people always think(or is it pretend?) they are from The City(Philly, NYC, doesn't matter). And of course Jersey people like Spags believe in ghosts. See, there's the real people who actually live in The City. Then, there's these other people, seemingly from another dimension, who often show up, especially at night, and have a tendency to scare, but mostly annoy, the real people...largely due to bad/ridiculous/unintended yet hilarious behavior. Thus, I am forced to accept the existence of ghosts, precisely due to the Translative Property. Don't talk about no ghosts buddy. And you know what happens when Bills fans like you start talking smack about Jets fans at Jets games? Every section becomes the nosebleed section. And I don't even go there with nothing against the Bills. I just don't like nobody running their mouth. And it's not like theres not stuff to make fun of Bills fans about. The Jets isn't the one that traded two first picks and a fourth pick and now won't have a chance to draft a franchise QB next year. That was the Bills. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 We'll see bud. My question to you though is do you have the stones to get on this website if you get killed? I'll swallow my pride and congratulate you if we lose. You deserve that. Win or lose I probably won't come back on cuz we'll probably win and I don't like to rub it in. It's like when I have a job to do and I break a guys nose or his whole face. I don't go to his doctor's office to watch him cry so I won't come back here Monday. If you guys got a miracle Sunday then good luck the rest of the season because you'll need it but I don't mind the Bills. They Bills are kinda like the Jets little brother or something. We smack them around all the time but still root for them when they go down the street to fight the neighbor kid. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Vincenzo is a last name to did you ever think of that genius? And I'll call it sauce or gravy or soup or dinner or whatever I want and I can also explains it in a way people on a board based in a hick town might understand it. That's because I am a good communicator. When I smash a guys face I might call it his mug or his face or his pie hole or lots of other stuff, but he gets the point cuz I communicate it. To answer Greggy, I don't know about boss's go to drink but I do know he drank a lot of salt water at one point. Youse Bills fans all remind me of work sometimes. It is like the guys who keeps losing bets and not paying up and I have to make a visit. The next time around they bet again. I can't believe somebody takes their action but I get more work. And here you guys are thinking you is better than the Jets after years and years of seeing that you is not. I feel bad for you like sometimes I feel bad adding medical bills to guys gambling debts. At least yours is harmless fun. You have to make a second trip to collect money?......what are u some kinda weak ass wanna be collector? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 aren't there jets boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Bills five and tree after dis week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 You have to make a second trip to collect money?......what are u some kinda weak ass wanna be collector? Is Hemet some kind of Buffalo area place for dummies? I thought that was Cheekatoga or somethin. I go back to collect twice because they lost once then I collected then they lost again then I gotta collect again. It shouldn'ta been to hard to understand that. I could use Hemet though. Knock knock who's there Hemet Hemet who? Hemet my fist with his mouth when he go outta line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Knock knock who's there Hemet Hemet who? Hemet my fist with his mouth when he go outta line. Sorry guys but that right there is funny as hell !! Good one Spag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Way I see it Jimmy got some issues being a Jets fan to begin with. They moved to New Jersey so he don't have New York behind the team no more. Now he goes to New Jersey and thinks they got tough guys like Paulie Walnuts till he finds out that was just a tv show. And the Jets only get to be on the field about 50 hours each year. So far they been out there about 22 of them hours and have only had one time where at the end he can feel good about the Jets. So he thinks if he comes in here to our page he can use his tough neck size 21 to intimidate our fans. We will not be intimidated. Our team will take care of the Jets and be home by midnight whereas Jimmy has to wallow in his misery for another week or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yeah... A BILLS smackdown. We are due for one this season! BTW Capt. Caveman... Jimmy's Ma is doing fine in cellblock 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Beebe Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Jimmy Spags! MY MAN!! Glad you're back but you gotta stop usin' woids like "translative" or you'll blow your cover. Gotta question: Is "Geno" a friend of "ours" or a friend of yours? And Harvin is a fugazi so FAGETTABAHT IT! GO BILLS!!! Youse guys is really sounding nervous and jealous. Look at the bright side. Jackson and Spiller ain't gonna have to worry about getting smashed this week like they usually do against the Jets. I think I might be going to the game Sunday and I hope none of you show up in your gear cuz I might have to smack you eight ways from Sunday and I might not even know it is you. The first one I would like to find is whoever said something about ghosts which scares me and people think is fake but they are not fake because I have seen some of them. If you guys do get some sort of Christmas miracle the jet s might have a hard time making the playoffs so I might start rooting for you for the rest of the year. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Are you sure that punk didn't say kick? Why do you think he don't post here no more? Spag, You bring back memories of my younger days when I used to hang around people that talked like you. I used to know a Mike Spagnola, you related to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I am not worried at all. The Bills will all be barefoot during the game and your coach will be beside himself and not know what to do CBF Good call! This thread has to be bumped to the first page. Sorry, even during a game... If you want to call it a game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwalter Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 hey - remember this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 hey - remember this thread? Ha Ha! Beat you by under a minute! I was wondering why it took so long to post, you were posting too... The bump! Gr8 minds think a like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 J -E-T-S jets jets jets!! TEBOW TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 It was a smackdown alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 J -E-T-S jets jets jets!! TEBOW TIME Mariota time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwalter Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Mariota time. yeah - f*ck. how come in our bad phases we could never quite dip low enough into the draft for that top QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloFan68 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Smack down delivered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SJDK Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) I guess we just went to New Jersey and COLLECTED. The jets were laughable and I'm happy that they are in last place jimmy, the Jets and the jet fans deserved to lose. Especially you jimmy. I love how jets fans speak like they are 6'5" when they are 5'6"... Enjoy the loss James this win is so much better because you ran your mouth so much Edited October 26, 2014 by SJDK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 hey - remember this thread? Yes, a thread started by a Bills fan pretending to be a Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Yes, a thread started by a Bills fan pretending to be a Jets fan. That's pretty obvious, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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