Jauronimo Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Mammals so they say The difference matters not We must squish the fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turf Toejam 34 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Oh, see that Waddle! Tua can't while on his back. Forty burger win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) josh Uber alles lit'rally, he jumps their team good times never end hot, humid Sunday a dolphins tears are sweetest drowned in sorrow Edited September 21, 2022 by poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airseven Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Hot and humid fray On horizon, herd and cliff Hype train runs empty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) still air and steeled eye Poyer and Hyde await you Tua can't throw deep we are all coming snow falls in the sun lit yard 'phins drown in blue sea Edited September 21, 2022 by poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Dolphin fans are dumb They think Tua doesn’t suck Bills will crush tiny Tua Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedGame Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 We’re both 2 ‘n’ 0. You have faith in Tua? No. See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Who's your daddy? Quote Aaron Rodgers I still own you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelius Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Tua noodle arm Watch and learn from your master Josh will eat your face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedGame Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Take heart, Dolphins fans: Your lives could always be worse. You could be Browns fans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedGame Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Okay, last one…I promise: Allen throws stiff arms. Tua is still learning how to throw a football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Shula, now Tua Do Dolphins like to hula Who cares, Bills beat Fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Haikus confuse me Too often they make no sense Hand me the pliers Edited September 21, 2022 by aceman_16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 12 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Way to go, Dan D! A poor AFL QB… But a star poet! 1968 Was not a good year for you. Just being honest. But a new life now! Redemption through poetry On “Squish the Fish” week. Duly noted, Dan. But where’s your own haiku form? Above the law now?? Respect poetry. Syllable integrity. Exactly three lines. Step up your game, please. Less downloading porn at work. More online haikus. Filing a report… No creativity there. What the f*ck was that?! He made some good points. Though a bit too long-winded. Plus, his grammar sucks. Poetry and laws. Hand in hand the two must go. SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT. I hate Tua T! Not just because of his team. It is his surname. Too many letters. Ugh. The pronunciation… Also the spelling… And throws worse than me! And not as cute as our Josh! Crappy and ugly… "Tungavailoa" say the TV talking heads Qatar is "Cutter"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 There once was a man from Miami (formerly from Alabammy) He though he was hot Von Miller thought "not" And now he is grabbing his hammy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I Speak For The Trees I Don’t Like Green Eggs And Ham Break Tua’s Left Leg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 They won 20 times Before we finally won We need 13 more 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeKayAdams Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: "Tungavailoa" say the TV talking heads Qatar is "Cutter"? You say toe-MAY-toe. And I might say toe-MAH-toe. Produce, just the same. Why don’t they say “TAG” When they begin with his name?? I don’t get the “TUNG.” Well…sometimes I do… But if it wasn’t wanted, A kick to the balls! 3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: There once was a man from Miami (formerly from Alabammy) He though he was hot Von Miller thought "not" And now he is grabbing his hammy NOT a haiku, Dan. Off the reservation now?? Stay within the lines! Wait…why so rigid? Variety is life’s spice! So indulge I will: There once was a quarterback named Ed. A Polish prince who wore royal blue with red. A roster Swiss Army knife You’ll recall from your early life On that ’68 Bills team filled with dread. It began in preseason when Jack went down, Raising fear in our beloved Lake Erie town. They called on you to save the day, Plus Tom, plus a guy who was named “Kay?!”, And ultimately Ed to win the AFL crown. You know how this limerick is going to end: To the eastern division basement we did descend. With Ed we posed no threats, Though at least we beat the Jets! If only Ralph had been more willing to spend… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, RJ (not THAT RJ) said: They won 20 times Before we finally won We need 13 more This haiku right here is how this should all be done well done my Bills brother 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigotz Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Dolphins winning games! Tua is actually good! Uh oh, daddy’s home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Once Upon A Time In A Land Far Far Away Clothesline Waddle's Neck Edited September 21, 2022 by Irv 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 McDerm' v mcdan' two Irish guys duke it out bite his eyebrows off 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Rock-a-Bye Baby Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Chop Block Howard's Knee Edited September 21, 2022 by Irv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Miami Mammals Murdered Mercilessly Making Many Merry To help Tua Dolphins traded for Tyreek Their Hill to die on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Guys, Haiku, let's go Bills will squish Miami Fish Beat him Tua pulp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Where Is My Helmet? That's Water Under the Dam Spear Gesicki's Spine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 On 9/20/2022 at 6:58 PM, Dan Darragh said: I think this has been said before I was wrong, it was Mel Kiper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Fish heads fishy heads Roly Poly fishy heads Josh eats them up, yum Edited September 21, 2022 by Fleezoid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeKayAdams Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Irv said: Rock-a-Bye Baby Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Chop Block Howard's Knee Nursery rhyme gore. Readers’ jaws drop to the floor. “Carnage they adore?!” Irv gets Buffalo. The urban decay, the snow… Fuels all we know: Murderous delight. We CRAVE a good football fight. A show of our might. Pro football we love. More fitting than O.J.’s glove. We’re all hawk. No dove. Fly south to the sea. The heat, the humidity. Sunday killing spree. Fate, grant us one wish: Whether mammals, whether fish, Their corpses go “SQUISH.” A seventh haiku?! Irv, it’s what I give to you: A poetry slew. Haiku number eight?! Buckle under my word weight. The Dolphins I hate. “Haiku number nine?!” Oh Irv…more cheese with your whine? I see no “STOP” sign. On to number ten?! Poetry violence zen. Quit now? Just say when. Head to eleven?? I’m up in haiku heaven! EL FIN…eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Haikus are awesome but they can be weird sometimes refrigerator I love haiku week just to say the Dolphins suck now I feel better Tua good so far will be running for his life seven sacks at least 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I am so hungry what could fill up my belly dolphin Bar-B-Q 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behindenemylines Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Miami is chum Bills dominate yet again Hill weeps for K C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Fin fans talking tough Daddy Allen puts them in their place Fin fans cry some more Tua thinks he is good Bills slap the grits out his mouth Tua becomes very sad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Fins flexing muscles Bills bodyslam them hard on grass Fins slowly limp home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgang Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 F u miami. Tua is a pretender F u miami. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 (edited) No women at sea Into the blow hole it goes AEEH AEE EH HEH! Alternate endings: Troy McClure approves Any port in storm Edited September 22, 2022 by Jauronimo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunvald's Husse Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 A game at one? Yes! No more middle of the night Squish the fish then bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestreetking Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Wan skewered fish, small Waddles violent death throes Tagovailoa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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