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On 10/9/2019 at 11:24 AM, PatsFanNH said:

For someone everyone calls a moron, he was smart enough not to spend one penny of money he made from football.  He lived off of endorsement deals.. The Man is a big kid at heart but he is far from stupid. 

 

He's got smart family and enough neurons to listen to them.  He also had enough neurons to do his partying in private and hire drivers.

 

Except for his clubbing of Tre White after the whistle, I admire Gronk, actually.  

 

37 minutes ago, jkeerie said:

It will be interesting to hear how he does when it isn't a Patriots game.  All of what he had to offer yesterday was anecdotes from information he knew from the Patriots.  Moving forward, he'll have to do his research like the others.

 

Oh, gawd, that was soooooo bad.

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1 minute ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

He's got smart family and enough neurons to listen to them.  He also had enough neurons to do his partying in private and hire drivers.

 

Except for his clubbing of Tre White after the whistle, I admire Gronk, actually.  

 

 

Oh, gawd, that was soooooo bad.

Well, how many of us knew that Edelman was called "Squirrel"  and that he's furry.

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1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

How many of us needed or wanted to know that?

I think I could have lived without that nugget of information.  Especially the "furry" part.

59 minutes ago, Capco said:

 

He's furry, or he's a furry?  The difference is notable.  

I believe he left out the article.  It was definitely just "furry"...although the image that conjurs up is even more disturbing.

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2 hours ago, Over 29 years of fanhood said:

Gronk wasn’t as bad as I thought he’d be, wasn’t as good as he should be for that job either. More WWE than NFL imo. But maybe that’s what they want? 

 

2 hours ago, thenorthremembers said:

I agree.   He is an awkward guy, kind of like a four year old who has candy right before bed.  However, compared to the going through the motion guys who bring absolutely nothing to a broadcast, and repeat the same tired garbage every week, I think he is watchable.   If nothing else you may get a nugget like saying Edleman gets the nut once and awhile.    Very surprised someone was willing to put him on TV, a bit of a ticking time bomb, but thats the fun of it for me.

 

Got any clips?   That would be interesting ...

 

but mostly .....  Did you expect him to not suck?  

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2 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

Absolutely not.  I'm on record here multiple times sharing the same sentiment.  The guy played a clean career.  The dirty hit on White was disgusting.  But it was an isolated incident.

 

Would it be fair to label you based on one bad life decision?

 

I certainly wouldn't want to be labeled based on the one worst thing I've ever done.

 

 

Dec 20, 2017 - Twenty-one days after Rob Gronkowski delivered one of the dirtiest hits in recent memory, he and the New England Patriots will face ..
 

 

I guess it's go big or go home.   

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On 10/8/2019 at 5:24 PM, Nick the Greek said:

The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. 

My thoughts exactly. He was an unbelievable player, but he doesn't do so well when he starts talking.

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14 minutes ago, CheshireCT said:

My thoughts exactly. He was an unbelievable player, but he doesn't do so well when he starts talking.

 

freezing up is the unforgivable sin

 

Joe Montana was the worst....

 

for hoops Isiah Thomas was terrible, the producer would have to yell into his earpiece "ISN"T THAT RIGHT, ISIAH??? YOU HAVE A STORY TO ADD THERE!!!!???" for his broadcasts.

 

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4 minutes ago, row_33 said:

 

freezing up is the unforgivable sin

 

Joe Montana was the worst....

 

for hoops Isiah Thomas was terrible, the producer would have to yell into his earpiece "ISN"T THAT RIGHT, ISIAH??? YOU HAVE A STORY TO ADD THERE!!!!???" for his broadcasts.

 

I think Gronk would do best just nodding.

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16 minutes ago, CheshireCT said:

I think Gronk would do best just nodding.

 

i stopped the fast forward button, on the useless talking head brigade, for the first time in 20 years to see what he was going to be about

 

that must count for something in their ratings.

 

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this was a freak show signing which will be a horror show to listen to...the only thing I like about it is the bitterness pats fans may be feeling in realizing he really IS done with football......if being a pats wasnt enough I lost all respect after the metal enhanced forearm shiver he laid into Tre Whites head I'll Never forget that.....I wish he his hottie GF and a umbrella trimmed pina colada would go make bro babies on some FAR AWAY Island and be Off my TV screen. pfft gronk on Tv #FREAKSHOW

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Gronk sounded better than I thought he would, but had nothing to add.  I was expecting him to be somewhere in between a cave man and a rowdy frat boy, so he exceeded my expectations there.  He came in as expected with his "content," which was nil if it wasn't about the Patriots.

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42 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Gronk sounded better than I thought he would, but had nothing to add.  I was expecting him to be somewhere in between a cave man and a rowdy frat boy, so he exceeded my expectations there.  He came in as expected with his "content," which was nil if it wasn't about the Patriots.

 

what important information has a panelist told you over the years?

 

seriously, what...

 

 

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5 minutes ago, row_33 said:

 

what important information has a panelist told you over the years?

 

seriously, what...

 

 

 

"Important" is what you came up with, not what I expect from a panelist.  I want a former player/panelist to give me insight into game situations and matchups, various players, and football insights, in general.  Gronk isn't going to do this, outside of what he knows in NE.

 

Sorry if no one is buying into "your boy."

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I have always found the utter hate Gronk receives here to be interesting, considering he is a native WNYer.

 

If every last thing about him and his career was the same but with him as a Bill instead of a Patriot, there would be a 50 foot tall gold statue of him somewhere in Buffalo and he would be in contention for most beloved Bill of all time.

 

 

 

 

 

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On 10/8/2019 at 11:22 AM, Virgil said:

I really wish we had a Pats thread so we could dump all this crap in one spot.  It makes me want to throw up posting about these guys.  

 

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1181584075213160448?s=20

So don't

5 hours ago, Figster said:

I have to admit Gronk comes across very karizmatik and has an easy listening voice.

 

 The Tre White hit still bothers me though... 

Football is a very violent and emotional sport.  I met a lady that used to babysit him.  She seems to think highly enough of him to be a Bills and Patriots fan (anything is possible and this proves it to me).

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Robert Kraft appeared on the NFLN pregame show Thursday night and was talking about Gronk.  Kraft said he has not filed Gronk's retirement papers with the NFL yet.

There is a chance that Gronk just wanted a year off.

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2 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Robert Kraft appeared on the NFLN pregame show Thursday night and was talking about Gronk.  Kraft said he has not filed Gronk's retirement papers with the NFL yet.

There is a chance that Gronk just wanted a year off.

 

Or the first 10 weeks of this season.

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18 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

 

"Important" is what you came up with, not what I expect from a panelist.  I want a former player/panelist to give me insight into game situations and matchups, various players, and football insights, in general.  Gronk isn't going to do this, outside of what he knows in NE.

 

Sorry if no one is buying into "your boy."


You have enough time and energy to sit there passively and let them ramble on with useless factoids that you forget ten seconds later?

 

that is very important to you?

 

that’s entertainment....

 

 

So what important things did Dan Marino have to say 

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19 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

 

"Important" is what you came up with, not what I expect from a panelist.  I want a former player/panelist to give me insight into game situations and matchups, various players, and football insights, in general.  Gronk isn't going to do this, outside of what he knows in NE.

 

Sorry if no one is buying into "your boy."

 

1 hour ago, row_33 said:


You have enough time and energy to sit there passively and let them ramble on with useless factoids that you forget ten seconds later?

 

that is very important to you?

 

that’s entertainment....

 

 

So what important things did Dan Marino have to say 

you seem to be pretty obsessed with this thread. no surprise coming from a closet patsie* fan.

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Does anyone even watch the Pre Game, Halftime, or Post Game analysts? I may have the TV on but its usually on mute. I cannot stand to watch that crap anymore. Its all just fluff and puff pieces that usually focus on a set few teams. I can get better stuff on youtube watching drunken fans making fools of themselves. 

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4 hours ago, thronethinker said:

Does anyone even watch the Pre Game, Halftime, or Post Game analysts? I may have the TV on but its usually on mute. I cannot stand to watch that crap anymore. Its all just fluff and puff pieces that usually focus on a set few teams. I can get better stuff on youtube watching drunken fans making fools of themselves. 

 

I literally turned the TV off right after they announced he was going to be coming on next.    Dude is a dick.   Hope he gets what's coming to him someday.   If he hung around Kaisertown he would.

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