Alphadawg7 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) Welcome. Since some noobs here cant seem to look for threads before starting the same threads over and over again I thought I would help you out with understanding the rules to help avoid getting in trouble with the mods First rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Second rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Wanna guess what the 3rd rule of fight club is? - - - - - Yup, you guessed it. 3rd rule is to stand at the edge of a cliff contemplating jumping while freaking out in first 6 hours of Free Agency that Bills are napping and all is doomed. Welcome to fight club. Edited March 12, 2019 by Alphadawg7 1 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 The third rule is why I only passively follow free agency news the first day. Can't handle watching idiots freak out over nothing. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 minute ago, 1ManRaid said: The third rule is why I only passively follow free agency news the first day. Can't handle watching idiots freak out over nothing. You will fit in nicely around here. Welcome aboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 1st time I’ve issued a warning after just one post. Gotta be a record of some kind... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Is there a fourth rule? I’m a rule follower. Just now, Chandler#81 said: 1st time I’ve issued a warning after just one post. Gotta be a record of some kind... I think I missed that.... but BRAVO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, 1ManRaid said: The third rule is why I only passively follow free agency news the first day. Can't handle watching idiots freak out over nothing. But wait! I left dejected a few hours ago since I was told by a not insignificant amount of posters on here that we were doomed and all is lost because Beane broke the bank for 2 mill on Gore...you mean the hot takes are not spot on after all?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: 1st time I’ve issued a warning after just one post. Gotta be a record of some kind... Hahaha I know, I was literally laughing out loud when I saw that. Figured I would try and throw them a bone as its been a bit much and its only first day of non tampering period, we havent even gotten to real FA yet haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I kind of hated to shut it down. The responses were Epic! Bills sign AB Kennedy shot dead in Dallas Man lands on the Moon! ?? The humor here is worth the price of admission! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: I kind of hated to shut it down. The responses were Epic! Bills sign AB Kennedy shot dead in Dallas Man lands on the Moon! ?? The humor here is worth the price of admission! Yes, I was rather enjoying the responses. We all knew it was coming, so glad to see some got some good ones in before it happened ha Edited March 12, 2019 by Alphadawg7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Just now, Alphadawg7 said: Yes, I was rather enjoying the responses. We all knew it was coming, so glad to see some got some good ones in before it happened ha Gotta be quick around here. We answered the bell like a Boss! It’s like we lie in wait.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, 1ManRaid said: The third rule is why I only passively follow free agency news the first day. Can't handle watching idiots freak out over nothing. But it is funny reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: I kind of hated to shut it down. The responses were Epic! Bills sign AB Kennedy shot dead in Dallas Man lands on the Moon! ?? The humor here is worth the price of admission! This just in: the United States declares its independence from England. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Damn, I misread the thread title. I thought it said, "Hey, boobs!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, KD in CA said: Damn, I misread the thread title. I thought it said, "Hey, boobs!" Same difference ha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 38 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: I kind of hated to shut it down. The responses were Epic! Bills sign AB Kennedy shot dead in Dallas Man lands on the Moon! ?? The humor here is worth the price of admission! That's why we showing up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I think another thing ( rule?) to consider at all times, but is particularly true during free agency.. If the twitter quote you are referring to in your new thread is older then 5 minutes, someone has already posted it.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 As a courtesy to others maybe you should make a more descriptive thread title. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Alphadawg7 said: Welcome. Since some noobs here cant seem to look for threads before starting the same threads over and over again I thought I would help you out with understanding the rules to help avoid getting in trouble with the mods First rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Second rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Wanna guess what the 3rd rule of fight club is? - - - - - Yup, you guessed it. 3rd rule is to stand at the edge of a cliff contemplating jumping while freaking out in first 6 hours of Free Agency that Bills are napping and all is doomed. Welcome to fight club. Thank you!... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badanswer Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Love the thought....title could be overhauled ....just a tad lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: But wait! I left dejected a few hours ago since I was told by a not insignificant amount of posters on here that we were doomed and all is lost because Beane broke the bank for 2 mill on Gore...you mean the hot takes are not spot on after all?? I mean how dare Beane spend a whole 2 mil out of our paltry cap space to grab someone who averaged 4.6 ypc, is a consummate professional and positive presence for whatever RB we draft, and can block like few others. Haven't they heard he's OLD? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: 1st time I’ve issued a warning after just one post. Gotta be a record of some kind... I saw that. What happened to purple and not being able to start a post for a while until you turn black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 What is this ‘Free Agency’? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 You have to realize the humor in making a thread for those who don’t know how to read threads, right? It’s like brail on a drive up ATM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: Welcome. Since some noobs here cant seem to look for threads before starting the same threads over and over again I thought I would help you out with understanding the rules to help avoid getting in trouble with the mods First rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Second rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Wanna guess what the 3rd rule of fight club is? - - - - - Yup, you guessed it. 3rd rule is to stand at the edge of a cliff contemplating jumping while freaking out in first 6 hours of Free Agency that Bills are napping and all is doomed. Welcome to fight club. Noobs? A very experienced poster started a duplicate yesterday. Rather than delete it when he saw that he let it ride. When finally merged his stuff ended below the original. clue: if one post says started 10 minutes ago and yours says started 8 minutes ago you weren’t first. Quickly delete your post, no harm done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: Welcome. Since some noobs here cant seem to look for threads before starting the same threads over and over again I thought I would help you out with understanding the rules to help avoid getting in trouble with the mods First rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Second rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Wanna guess what the 3rd rule of fight club is? - - - - - Yup, you guessed it. 3rd rule is to stand at the edge of a cliff contemplating jumping while freaking out in first 6 hours of Free Agency that Bills are napping and all is doomed. Welcome to fight club. Unless I'm missing something we're allowed to talk about fight club. Is that correct? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, fansince88 said: I saw that. What happened to purple and not being able to start a post for a while until you turn black? I’m looking in to that. Thanks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Peace Frog said: This just in: the United States declares its independence from England. Really? How’s George III getting on? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: Welcome. Since some noobs here cant seem to look for threads before starting the same threads over and over again I thought I would help you out with understanding the rules to help avoid getting in trouble with the mods First rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Second rule of fight club is to check the board to see if the thread already exists before posting a story. Wanna guess what the 3rd rule of fight club is? - - - - - Yup, you guessed it. 3rd rule is to stand at the edge of a cliff contemplating jumping while freaking out in first 6 hours of Free Agency that Bills are napping and all is doomed. Welcome to fight club. Wait .. are you actually telling people to not make duplicate threads? how odd ..... It seems you criticize me when I do it. now don't get nasty. If I am wrong I apologize .... If I'm not ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden*Wheels Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I wasn't even sure Neubs was on this board. Neubs, where you at man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 What’s a noob? i thought maybe you meant Loob, who played for the Calgary Flames back in the day. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Aussie Joe said: I think another thing ( rule?) to consider at all times, but is particularly true during free agency.. If the twitter quote you are referring to in your new thread is older then 5 minutes, someone has already posted it.. Additionally, if you found the link on TBD, the link has already been posted on TBD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Peace Frog said: This just in: the United States declares its independence from England. Congrats on scooping Yolo with this! At last I can enjoy my evening cup of Earl Grey without tossing it over my backyard fence, you know, resistance and all that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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