Augie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Kirby Jackson said: Reported (that belongs in the Trading Post) I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Augie said: I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! ...I'm thinking "high maintenance" is CODE for divas.......it a BIGGER trophy............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Augie said: I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Kirby Jackson said: Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. It’s a brave new world. Maybe not better, but new. I’ll take what I can get. Hey, want to drop by for a few drinks and snacks during the game tonight? Yeah, didn’t think so..... This is a great place in it’s own way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Jauronimo said: I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real. You should seek professional help immediately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. When the !@#$ do we talk about the Bills? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Augie said: I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! If your wife unexpectedly gets dressed up wearing a sexy outfit and wearing seductive perfume it is not a good sign. When you ask her where she is going and she dismissively tells you she won't be back until three in the morning because she will be meeting with some of her imaginary Friends[/b[ that is a good sign that something is amiss and just maybe you might need to hire a detective. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real. I'm real, and I'm spectacular. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Gugny said: When the !@#$ do we talk about the Bills? That is just her assumption. She doesn’t know that’s where that recipe she loves came from. Edited May 31, 2018 by Kirby Jackson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: That is just her assumption. She doesn’t know that’s where that recipe she loves cane from. Nothing better than a good cane recipe... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I'm real, and I'm spectacular. I guy with capacious boobs. That's nauseating! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Augie said: You should seek professional help immediately! "LITTLE figments of his imagination" so noted.....minuscule according to lore I believe............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, JohnC said: I guy with capacious boobs. That's nauseating! ? Someone is putting their vocabulary word of the day calendar to good use. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Augie said: You can never run for office now. That probably makes the world a better place....or maybe not. (And don’t forget the cargo shorts thread!) I deleted it in case I ever want to run for office. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: I deleted it in case I ever want to run for office. Good point. deleted what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Augie said: You can never run for office now. That probably makes the world a better place....or maybe not. (And don’t forget the cargo shorts thread!) Cargo shorts are fine! I’m going cruising in three weeks and I’m rocking a few pairs. If I wasn’t bald I’d also wear a visor, instead I will wear a flat brimmed Bills hat. Throw in a pair of fresh white sneakers and black ankle socks. Boom! Stop doing what the wooooooomaaaaanssss say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Commonsense said: Cargo shorts are fine! I’m going cruising in three weeks and I’m rocking a few pairs. If I wasn’t bald I’d also wear a visor, instead I will wear a flat brimmed Bills hat. Throw in a pair of fresh white sneakers and black ankle socks. Boom! Stop doing what the wooooooomaaaaanssss say! Have you been on previous cruises? I think we may have crossed paths because that sounds familiar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Augie said: Have you been on previous cruises? I think we may have crossed paths because that sounds familiar! Not in years and not since I have gone bald! Bermuda here we come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Commonsense said: Not in years and not since I have gone bald! Bermuda here we come! Awesome! I’d love to see Bermuda. We’ve always cruised around the Bahamas and Mexico, but we’re doing Spain and Portugal next year (God willing). Looking forward to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Just now, Augie said: Awesome! I’d love to see Bermuda. We’ve always cruised around the Bahamas and Mexico, but we’re doing Spain and Portugal next year (God willing). Looking forward to that! Awesome!! I have never been, I’m pumped. After the Bills win the Super Bowl someone needs to organize a TBD cruise. We may never return or reach the destination but we would all go out happy! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Commonsense said: Awesome!! I have never been, I’m pumped. After the Bills win the Super Bowl someone needs to organize a TBD cruise. We may never return or reach the destination but we would all go out happy! ? I know a guy named Gilligan who might be able to help us with that! Actually, it would be a blast any time. Our retired priest (that we are very close to) does that almost full time now. They guy never stops! He’s all over the world with trips he organizes. He’s the guy who set up the Spain/Portugal trip. We have a lot of friends who have been on trips everywhere with him, including ski trips all over Europe, and he says this was his favorite cruise ever and he wants to do the same ship again. He gets enough people and he goes free. My son’s eyes got big when he heard that, and Fr Henry pointed to his collar and said “it does come with some sacrifices”. Yep.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 If I was a whiny biotch I'd tell @Augie @Commonsense to get a room and then I'd report them for carrying on a private conversation in public. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Just now, Cripple Creek said: If I was a whiny biotch I'd tell @Augie @Commonsense to get a room and then I'd report them for carrying on a private conversation in public. But, of course you are much too gentlemanly, in the spirit of the board. Kudos! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Augie said: But, of course you are much too gentlemanly, in the spirit of the board. Kudos! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 What was your favorite home game against an AFC West team between 1994 and 2003? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: What was your favorite home game against an AFC West team between 1994 and 2003? you take that crap to a Packers board. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: you take that crap to a Packers board. I always expect anyone with the smiling, congenial looking Josh Allen yearbook pic as their avatar to be super nice. When they say words like “crap” it’s a bit jarring. Smiley Yearbook Josh would say “cripe” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: I always expect anyone with the smiling, congenial looking Josh Allen yearbook pic as their avatar to be super nice. When they say words like “crap” it’s a bit jarring. Smiley Yearbook Josh would say “cripe” It’s almost like cheating, by golly!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: I always expect anyone with the smiling, congenial looking Josh Allen yearbook pic as their avatar to be super nice. When they say words like “crap” it’s a bit jarring. Smiley Yearbook Josh would say “cripe” I spent quite a bit of time looking for a Josh pic that said "Hi, I'm Josh!" to me. If the future I'll do better to live up to his toothy smile.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red King Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 43 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: What was your favorite home game against an AFC West team between 1994 and 2003? The AFC Championship game vs. the Chiefs. Was at that one, got to see Montana crushed live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 39 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: I spent quite a bit of time looking for a Josh pic that said "Hi, I'm Josh!" to me. If the future I'll do better to live up to his toothy smile.? Now that’s the face of a gangster rap offensive tweeter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 11 hours ago, Augie said: I should get a trophy or something! Here's your effing trophy ?. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Here's your effing trophy ?. ? It’s so...........tiny. But I’ll take it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Someone is putting their vocabulary word of the day calendar to good use. How about bodacious tiiits? Is there anything more disgusting than mountain sized man tiiits? These unsightly bumps should be prohibited at public beaches. ? Edited June 1, 2018 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Augie said: It’s so...........tiny. But I’ll take it! This isn't the place to share your wife's most common quotes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gugny said: This isn't the place to share your wife's most common quotes. reported 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Gugny said: This isn't the place to share your wife's most common quotes. I’m more likely to hear one of these sentences than the other. Edited June 1, 2018 by Augie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 15 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: I always expect anyone with the smiling, congenial looking Josh Allen yearbook pic as their avatar to be super nice. When they say words like “crap” it’s a bit jarring. Smiley Yearbook Josh would say “cripe” I bet if you dug deep enough you could find his racist yearbook quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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