26CornerBlitz Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 If his brain cells were not burned out from weed he would understand that "DUI" include "Driving Under Influence of weed". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 This reminds me of when one of my friends got pulled over for a DUI, and the trooper goes "Do you know why I pulled you over?" and he replies," Yeah, because I'm drunk." Looked up his mug shot on the local news website and made it my Facebook(when I had one) profile pic at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 " I only had tee martwonies occifer, pobodys nerfect! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Cocaine is a helluva drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 I love when he says "This time I was more high than anything.". This time. Well played. And yet he will still likely appeal his forthcoming suspension. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Lived there most recently 1986-2003. Over time, the weather has a way of getting to you. August & September are beautiful. the other 10 months are drizzle & fog, followed by fog & drizzle. You don't often see the sky because of the overcast. When they get any snow, it's out of control, because of all the elevation changes. Can't tell you how many times some fool would all but stop before going up a hill. Don't understand forward momentum! They get a lot of temperature inversions which seal the smog in between the Olympics and the Cascades. They even have "burn bans" in winter. If they see you using your fireplace, you can be fined, unless it's your only source of heat. There are a lot of suicides and alcoholics there, attributed to the weather. Don't know if Jeremy lives there year round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) ....so is he a McD candidate if cut?................he's honest............. Edited January 17, 2018 by OldTimeAFLGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Hamburg Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Was he hanging out with Dareus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) In my much younger days I found that I was a much better drunk driver than stoned driver. But that's just me. Edited January 17, 2018 by Wayne Arnold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said: In my much younger days I found that I was a much better drunk driver than stoned driver. But that's just me. Hopefully you didn't kill anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 At least he's honest. The "I only had 1 drink with dinner" excuse never works. Better to not drive under the influence but if you do screw up admit nothing and refuse the breathalyzer. You will lose your license for a period of time but a good lawyer can probably get you out of the DUI charge. Especially when you are an NFL player and you are prescribed pain pills among other things. Again, don't be a scumbag and drive under the influence. It's so easy to get an Uber these days so why chance it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, MJS said: Hopefully you didn't kill anybody. Just the ones who deserved it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said: Just the ones who deserved it. Is that you OJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, MiltonWaddams said: Is that you OJ? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 I once was at a bar in college that had a wall sized mirror next to the bathroom. I ate an edible and was so high that I had a conversation with a guy that looked and dressed exactly like me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I once was at a bar in college that had a wall sized mirror next to the bathroom. I ate an edible and was so high that I had a conversation with a guy that looked and dressed exactly like me. What did you talk about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said: What did you talk about? Cant remember because we kept saying the same thing at the same time....talking over each other is too distracting. We then both walked away at the same time too. Edited January 17, 2018 by Royale with Cheese 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 2 hours ago, KelsaysLunchbox said: I love when he says "This time I was more high than anything.". This time. Well played. And yet he will still likely appeal his forthcoming suspension. CLASSIC 12 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I once was at a bar in college that had a wall sized mirror next to the bathroom. I ate an edible and was so high that I had a conversation with a guy that looked and dressed exactly like me. That was me. sorry for the confusion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, 3rdand12 said: CLASSIC That was me. sorry for the confusion You’re a good looking looking dude that dresses well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: I once was at a bar in college that had a wall sized mirror next to the bathroom. I ate an edible and was so high that I had a conversation with a guy that looked and dressed exactly like me. You were in college two weeks ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 36 minutes ago, Boyst62 said: You were in college two weeks ago? Felt like it. I also was sitting next to a celebrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Lived there most recently 1986-2003. Over time, the weather has a way of getting to you. August & September are beautiful. the other 10 months are drizzle & fog, followed by fog & drizzle. You don't often see the sky because of the overcast. When they get any snow, it's out of control, because of all the elevation changes. Can't tell you how many times some fool would all but stop before going up a hill. Don't understand forward momentum! They get a lot of temperature inversions which seal the smog in between the Olympics and the Cascades. They even have "burn bans" in winter. If they see you using your fireplace, you can be fined, unless it's your only source of heat. There are a lot of suicides and alcoholics there, attributed to the weather. Don't know if Jeremy lives there year round? Same deal here in SF. No fires on 'Spare the Air' days. 3 hours ago, Wayne Arnold said: In my much younger days I found that I was a much better drunk driver than stoned driver. But that's just me. Same here, come to think of it. Only had one accident when stones (fender bender), but a perfect operational record when drunk. Those were the days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 On the list of things NOT to say to a dui cop during the investigation: 2) I'm not drunk, I'm just high 1) I couldn't do these tests sober Good job, Jeremy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Lived there most recently 1986-2003. Over time, the weather has a way of getting to you. August & September are beautiful. the other 10 months are drizzle & fog, followed by fog & drizzle. You don't often see the sky because of the overcast. When they get any snow, it's out of control, because of all the elevation changes. Can't tell you how many times some fool would all but stop before going up a hill. Don't understand forward momentum! They get a lot of temperature inversions which seal the smog in between the Olympics and the Cascades. They even have "burn bans" in winter. If they see you using your fireplace, you can be fined, unless it's your only source of heat. Sun is over rated. It'll give you cancer. Edited January 17, 2018 by reddogblitz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Wonder if he loses more street cred for the DUI or being a millionaire driving a 2006 Dodge Charger? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klos63 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 17 hours ago, Captain Murica said: This reminds me of when one of my friends got pulled over for a DUI, and the trooper goes "Do you know why I pulled you over?" and he replies," Yeah, because I'm drunk." Looked up his mug shot on the local news website and made it my Facebook(when I had one) profile pic at the time. about 30 years ago, driving up the coast in California- get pulled over. My friend has to do the touching the nose, walking a straight line... he tells the cop. " I couldn't do these sober" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punching Bag Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Yet another Seattle Bad Boy http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/03/26/jeremy-lane-pleads-guilty-to-reckless-driving-charge-following-arrest/ Will league penalize him for alcohol as well as the MJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 On 1/17/2018 at 5:56 AM, thenorthremembers said: Wonder if he loses more street cred for the DUI or being a millionaire driving a 2006 Dodge Charger? Hey, he’s frugal. Gotta respect that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Higher than Zay Jones in that Jesus fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerlyofCtown Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Was he fully clothed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloSol Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 On 1/16/2018 at 7:04 PM, Marv's Neighbor said: Lived there most recently 1986-2003. Over time, the weather has a way of getting to you. August & September are beautiful. the other 10 months are drizzle & fog, followed by fog & drizzle. You don't often see the sky because of the overcast. When they get any snow, it's out of control, because of all the elevation changes. Can't tell you how many times some fool would all but stop before going up a hill. Don't understand forward momentum! They get a lot of temperature inversions which seal the smog in between the Olympics and the Cascades. They even have "burn bans" in winter. If they see you using your fireplace, you can be fined, unless it's your only source of heat. There are a lot of suicides and alcoholics there, attributed to the weather. Don't know if Jeremy lives there year round? Hey its more like 3 months of beautiful weather July kicks it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigs Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 On 1/16/2018 at 7:04 PM, Marv's Neighbor said: Lived there most recently 1986-2003. Over time, the weather has a way of getting to you. August & September are beautiful. the other 10 months are drizzle & fog, followed by fog & drizzle. You don't often see the sky because of the overcast. When they get any snow, it's out of control, because of all the elevation changes. Can't tell you how many times some fool would all but stop before going up a hill. Don't understand forward momentum! They get a lot of temperature inversions which seal the smog in between the Olympics and the Cascades. They even have "burn bans" in winter. If they see you using your fireplace, you can be fined, unless it's your only source of heat. There are a lot of suicides and alcoholics there, attributed to the weather. Don't know if Jeremy lives there year round? Buffalo-lite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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