Chief Loves Bills Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Hey all. I just wanted to take a quick second to share my Bills story from today to demonstrate how this weekend's win is having an effect all over. Since the team finally ended the drought, I decided I am going to wear Bills gear all week at work to show my support and piss off my coworkers, all of whom are either Jets or Giants fans. When I walked into Chipotle for lunch and ordered my usual, I found myself standing in front of the cashier when I heard a boisterous yet jovial man yelling from behind the meat counter: "this one is on me....Go Bills!!!!". The cashier looked at me rather puzzled, shrugged her shoulders, and sent me on my way. I thanked them profusely and headed for the door. As I walked to my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just buy me lunch? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. Enjoy the week all and remember— Bills love is everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. 7 25 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Was he clapping profusely after buying you lunch? If so, then it had to be Mcd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. Think of it as Tyrod helping a bro. Ya' Boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. Was he clapping profusely after giving you head? If so, then it had to be McD 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Greg Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Wearing my Bills knit cap on the metro this morning, I was greeted with Buffalove from two WNY expats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobillsinytown Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, billsfan11 said: Was he clapping profusely after buying you lunch? If so, then it had to be Mcd If it was "profusely" then it probably wasn't coach. However if it was "furiously" then it was definitely coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. That is fan loyalty sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, John from Hemet said: That is fan loyalty sir! on the other hand ..... doesn't say much about the ladies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Was he clapping profusely after giving you head? If so, then it had to be McD Absolutely. If you got the clap it was definitely McD. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 27 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. Did you give her your Kiko jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, KelsaysLunchbox said: Absolutely. If you got the clap it was definitely McD. With the Bills in the playoffs on national TV, the whole country will get the clap now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. I wish I was still single because if you went out on New Yeats Eve in Buffalo and couldn't get laid by some hottie you must be dead...I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of late August/early September babies in this area... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, DC Greg said: Wearing my Bills knit cap on the metro this morning, I was greeted with Buffalove from two WNY expats Wearing my Bills cap and coat as usual, while at work in Dulles a guy said - Buffalo fan huh. My cousin played for them last season, his name was Ronald Darby. Grew up in Gaithersburg MD I told him, Man I loved him and hated to see him go. Edited January 2, 2018 by ShadyBillsFan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Greg Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Wearing my Bills cap and coat as usual, while at work in Dulles a guy said - Buffalo fan huh. My cousin played for them last season, his name was Ronald Darby. Grew up in Gaithersburg MD I had no idea Darby was from Gaithersburg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: With the Bills in the playoffs on national TV, the whole country will get the clap now! We all knew it. The clap will lead to nationwide...even worldwide apocalyptic proportions. Stock up on water, ammo and Slim Jim's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, DC Greg said: I had no idea Darby was from Gaithersburg! Darby attended Potomac High School in Oxon Hill, Maryland, where he played as many as six different positions on offense, defense, and special teams. per Wikipedia Potomac High School is a public high school located at 5211 Boydell Avenue, Oxon Hill, Maryland Not quite Gaithersburg but that's what the man (his cousin) said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. My offering for Post of the Year! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Chandler#81 said: My offering for Post of the Year! Pictures or it didn't happen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Loves Bills Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: My offering for Post of the Year! If it wins, I'm glad to have been of service as well, in a small way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 49 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. Did you give her your Kiko Alonso jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Did you give her your Kiko Alonso jersey? and more importantly, will she be in Jacksonville this weekend?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said: and more importantly, will she be in Jacksonville this weekend?! New post of the year ??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haslett_Stomp Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, matter2003 said: I wish I was still single because if you went out on New Yeats Eve in Buffalo and couldn't get laid by some hottie you must be dead...I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of late August/early September babies in this area... I want to hear from the poster who said on Sunday that he was breaking his Sunday tradition of not showering so he could get laid on NYE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Haslett_Stomp said: I want to hear from the poster who said on Sunday that he was breaking his Sunday tradition of not showering so he could get laid on NYE. Me too..I was almost salivating at the thought of going out somewhere knowing its almost impossible for it not to happen...being married sucks sometimes, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, stevewin said: Did you give her your Kiko jersey? Plot twist. She was Kiko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: My offering for Post of the Year! Absolutely, lol 2 hours ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmuggs Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Chipotle?? I wouldn’t feed that **** to my dog and they couldn’t pay me to eat it. Nasty!! coach is killing you, slowly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I don't get the Kiko Alonso jersey thing. Is that an inside joke from my time in exile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rob's House said: I don't get the Kiko Alonso jersey thing. Is that an inside joke from my time in exile? Girl gave guy a bj in exchange for a Kiko jersey at a game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plano Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1000, Trebek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 7 hours ago, LeGOATski said: Was he clapping profusely after giving you head? If so, then it had to be McD And if he was NOT clapping and just had the clap it had to be you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. How does a girl get a BJ? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Rob's House said: I don't get the Kiko Alonso jersey thing. Is that an inside joke from my time in exile? A kilo Jersey was exchanged for a sexual act in some parking lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Rob's House said: I met a girl in the bar Sunday night after the game. She saw my Bills hat and gave me a high 5 and told me how much she loves the Bills and wanted to have drinks to celebrate. The conversation turned more personal and we ended up in the parking lot with her servicing me from the passenger seat. As she walked from my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just give me a bj? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 9 hours ago, CapitalRegionBillsFan said: Hey all. I just wanted to take a quick second to share my Bills story from today to demonstrate how this weekend's win is having an effect all over. Since the team finally ended the drought, I decided I am going to wear Bills gear all week at work to show my support and piss off my coworkers, all of whom are either Jets or Giants fans. When I walked into Chipotle for lunch and ordered my usual, I found myself standing in front of the cashier when I heard a boisterous yet jovial man yelling from behind the meat counter: "this one is on me....Go Bills!!!!". The cashier looked at me rather puzzled, shrugged her shoulders, and sent me on my way. I thanked them profusely and headed for the door. As I walked to my car I started thinking: did Coach Mcdermott just buy me lunch? Depending on how you look at it, he may just have. Enjoy the week all and remember— Bills love is everywhere! Come to our 518 lunch get together this month and meet the coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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