#34fan Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... I'll tell my nephews not to "slam the ole cabana-boy too much" -You'll go blind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 "You must be 50! I specifically requested a cabana BOY!" BOOM! Really, who can blame him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 It's the fu**ing Catalina Wine Mixer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgrochester55 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 In some countries, a punch in the nose is expected as a tip for good service in lieu of money. Nigel is a good guy for still tipping after slow service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zonabb Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 PFT caved to NFL player criticism and stopped its "days since an arrest timer" but never should have. These animals shouldn't be celebrated for playing a game but discussion of their transgressions as human quelled. Funny, I have yet in over 20 years of professional experience worked with a coworker who has been arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 PFT caved to NFL player criticism and stopped its "days since an arrest timer" but never should have. These animals shouldn't be celebrated for playing a game but discussion of their transgressions as human quelled. Funny, I have yet in over 20 years of professional experience worked with a coworker who has been arrested. I have, but that's another story. Some of us are still traumatized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 ...maybe him and Kromer should open a "Beach Club Etiquette Training" business....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Please don't punch the cabana boy. We work hard for our $ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Please don't punch the cabana boy. We work hard for our $ Dude... Your flamingo-patterned shirt is tied into a midriff, and your tangerine speedos are the dictionary definition of TMI!... Plus, I specifically asked for a Daquiri, and you brought me blended Margarita... What are my options here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Dude... Your flamingo-patterned shirt is tied into a midriff, and your tangerine speedos are the dictionary definition of TMI!... Plus, I specifically asked for a Daquiri, and you brought me blended Margarita... What are my options here? I ordered us bills blue under armour polos, khakis and dope hats this season. Watermelon punch is always the way to go! Fresh squeezed watermelon juice, lime vodka and watermelon liquor. $22 in a watermelon or $17 in a cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/ Grow up dbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 https://www.profootballrumors.com/2017/07/eagles-lb-nigel-bradham-likely-to-avoid-jail-time-in-assault-case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 An assault charge and a separate weapons charge? Yeah, he'll be gone for at least 6 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 In fairness, A 50 year-old cabana-boy should be READY with that F#$%ing beach umbrella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The young man has problems. Heading into a year of opportunity to be a starter with us he gets caught with pot. He makes knucklehead decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 More than that there is no question that Nigel punched this guy right in the Bank Account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Man didn't want to wait for his shade Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 "You do dumbass things, pretty soon you're going to be labeled as a dumbass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Naturally, I was going to joke about this situation. But as I thought about it, it's pretty !@#$ing disturbing. To gang up on and beat a person is bad enough. But over an umbrella? I'd be interested to know who the "leader" of the pack is. It might not be Bradham. He could be one of the followers who just goes along. Either way, this is sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyBills Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Amother grear move by Whaley letting Nigel walk.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 (edited) Amother grear move by Whaley letting Nigel walk.. ...LOL....and now the lad could be in the next "Longest Yard Live from Rikers Island".....on a serious note, when you have NO respect for the game and those who were the founding players, consider employment as an entitlement versus a privilege (1,696 out of 300 million people are privileged annually), bad things are bound to happen.....and to think solid NFL guys like Seau, Alzado, Walter Peyton, Kemp etc gave their lives for garbage like this...... Edited July 4, 2017 by OldTimeAFLGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The young man has problems. Heading into a year of opportunity to be a starter with us he gets caught with pot. He makes knucklehead decisions. his braces were too tight, obviously. ...LOL....and now the lad could be in the next "Longest Yard Live from Rikers Island".....on a serious note, when you have NO respect for the game and those who were the founding players, consider employment as an entitlement versus a privilege (1,696 out of 300 million people are privileged annually), bad things are bound to happen.....and to think solid NFL guys like Seau, Alzado, Walter Peyton, Kemp etc gave their lives for garbage like this...... sometimes you get thinking too deep Pops. but Nigel has poor values, or self discipline or both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 his braces were too tight, obviously. sometimes you get thinking too deep Pops. but Nigel has poor values, or self discipline or both ....contrary to beliefs. "''ol Pops" does have a heart.....watching some of these kids get a full collegiate scholarship with every opportunity now before them for a financially successful life only to go down the drain is terribly sad.....how many are ill prepared with the basic skills of life that can only sign their contract with an "X"? .yet the NFL cash cow forges ahead with zero shame........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonbus23 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 ...LOL....and now the lad could be in the next "Longest Yard Live from Rikers Island".....on a serious note, when you have NO respect for the game and those who were the founding players, consider employment as an entitlement versus a privilege (1,696 out of 300 million people are privileged annually), bad things are bound to happen.....and to think solid NFL guys like Seau, Alzado, Walter Peyton, Kemp etc gave their lives for garbage like this...... Seau publicly made anti-gay remarks. Alzado was a roid addict. Kemp was a republican (you know,the party of health care and the wall). Values? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Seau publicly made anti-gay remarks. Alzado was a roid addict. Kemp was a republican (you know,the party of health care and the wall). Values? Political affiliation should not be a cause for condemnation here, in my opinion. Wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Seau publicly made anti-gay remarks. Alzado was a roid addict. Kemp was a republican (you know,the party of health care and the wall). Values? Weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. Let's not be fooled...the cabana boy probably grabbed his ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonbus23 Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Weak Strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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