teef Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I've recently decided to spend a boat load of money and surgically have myself made into an elf. just curious what you guys think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 breathtaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Need a longer nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 that's so 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 At least your hearing will be improved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Didn't you play keyboards for Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Id do her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Id do her I think it's a he. Let us know ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 My God it was like looking into a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I can't see being "hung like an elf" as a positive statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 i really didn't think the responses would be so amazing. nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance? We don't need an elf we need a !@#$ing wizard. Oh wait then they'd be good again and I'd be drawn back in so let's shoot for a dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 We don't need an elf we need a !@#$ing wizard. Oh wait then they'd be good again and I'd be drawn back in so let's shoot for a dwarf. Little person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Little person? No....Dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 How long do your ears stay that hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) How long do your ears stay that hard? My understanding is forever as long as you do this. Note: Picture not to scale. Edited May 3, 2017 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 as long as you rub them How long do your ears stay that hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Gug got his flag pole broken by the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 as long as you rub them Is that a "you," generally speaking ... or would it have to be me, specifically, who rubs Teef's ears into erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Is that a "you," generally speaking ... or would it have to be me, specifically, who rubs Teef's ears into erection? Teef spent a ton of dough making his ears erect...I doubt he wants anyone touching them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 You mastered the transgender look Teef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 You're gonna need to get yourself a bow and arrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Insert Peter panlink here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I've recently decided to spend a boat load of money and surgically have myself made into an elf. just curious what you guys think. Non gender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 should have gotten the Deluxe version...comes with complementary dental school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 as long as you rub them Isn't 4 hours some kind of limit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_with_it Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Teef invest 50% off your monetary worth in industrisl strength sunscreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Trim the hair. It's too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Trim the hair. It's too long. Agreed - he looks like Johnny and Edgar Winter's long-lost sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 How long do your ears stay that hard? If more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richstadiumowner Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I've got some old muffin tins and a flour sifter you can have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Any comment yet from the Jerry Seinfeld camp regarding the shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I feel like your black eyes are looking into my soul. Thanks for giving me nightmares, freak...i mean teef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Any comment yet from the Jerry Seinfeld camp regarding the shirt? I was "this" close to making a puffy shirt comment. But I decided to go with the ear erection instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Any comment yet from the Jerry Seinfeld camp regarding the shirt? But I don't WANNA be an elf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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