NorthBuffaloKid Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 and have the opportunity to offer advice that would be accepted to anyone in the Bills organization at any time, what would it be? I'd tell Mr. Wilson to keep Jerry Butler and Bill Polian at all costs, even knowing that Butler would be with us for a short time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I would've become a fan of the Steelers at 5yrs old instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 i would tell Bill Polian to not call Ralph's daughter a C**T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I would use my knowledge of the future to make $1.4 billion and buy the team. Then fire everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I would use my knowledge of the future to make $1.4 billion and buy the team. Then fire everyone Right I'd skip the Bills and go to 1998 and invest in google and apple, become wealthy, and start a lifelong journey of finding meaning in something other than football. Strippers and coke, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBuffaloKid Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Right I'd skip the Bills and go to 1998 and invest in google and apple, become wealthy, and start a lifelong journey of finding meaning in something other than football. Strippers and coke, perhaps. HYSTERICAL!!! It WOULD be less self-destructive, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 and have the opportunity to offer advice that would be accepted to anyone in the Bills organization at any time, what would it be? I'd tell Mr. Wilson to keep Jerry Butler and Bill Polian at all costs, even knowing that Butler would be with us for a short time. Why keep a wide receiver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'd go back and tell Tom Donahoe not to trade up for JP Losman in the 2004 draft and to wait it out till 2005 when a young kid by the name of Aaron Rodgers might just fall to their pick...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBuffaloKid Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Why keep a wide receiver? My bad! what was the guy's first name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCity Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Right I'd skip the Bills and go to 1998 and invest in google and apple, become wealthy, and start a lifelong journey of finding meaning in something other than football. Strippers and coke, perhaps. Ahhhh....the "Lougle" model of time travel. 1998 is too late for Apple. You need late 80's. Love me some Motley Lou! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVABillsFan Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) and have the opportunity to offer advice that would be accepted to anyone in the Bills organization at any time, what would it be? I'd tell Mr. Wilson to keep Jerry Butler and Bill Polian at all costs, even knowing that Butler would be with us for a short time. Two things. Make sure Scott Norwood accounted for the kick better than he did and Make sure ownership told Rex he had to rehire Schwartz and not F with the Defense this season. Edited December 18, 2015 by NOVABillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I would've become a fan of the Steelers at 5yrs old instead. It's not too late. I'd go back and tell Tom Donahoe not to trade up for JP Losman in the 2004 draft and to wait it out till 2005 when a young kid by the name of Aaron Rodgers might just fall to their pick...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 just go back to last year and hire hue jackson as head coach and keep schwartz. simple trip.. then i would return and we would be sitting at 8 and 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 My bad! what was the guy's first name? Yeah I knew you meant John Butler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBuffaloKid Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Yeah I knew you meant John Butler He was a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'd have Ralph bet everything he had on the Giants on the money line n our first superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 LESSON #1- DON'T DRINK BEFORE THE SUPERBOWL Even if you crush Oakland 51-3, you can't get wasted all week partying and think you are just going to waltz over the Giants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Don't trade for RJ, because he = RJ Which presumably means Flutie starts the Titans game and we win by ten, go to the Super Bowl and shut down the Rams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Maybe tell Jim to just keep handing the ball to Thurman in XXV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Maybe tell Jim to just keep handing the ball to Thurman in XXV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBuffaloKid Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 GOOD ONE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Don't trade for RJ, because he = RJ Well done, twobillsdrive poster KD in CT, you should pat yourself on the back for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjohns85 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I would go back to when I was 5 (1986) and advise myself not to become a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Tell them to fire Walt Corey in 1989 and hire Wade Phillips as defensive coordinator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortlandiaEast Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I would travel to the future when the bills win it all. Tired of the what ifs. I would tell the time machine operator to bring me to the next playoff game the bills are in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) Gronk over Troup Edited December 19, 2015 by JTSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Maybe tell Jim to just keep handing the ball to Thurman in XXV... Finally... Although I would have told Frank laces out and Scotty to hit it a little more to the left. The following year I would have cut Chuck Dickerson's tongue out and told Thurm to hold on to his helmet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonborn10 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Jim just give Thurman the ball. He would have rushed for 200 and caught for another 100. It would have been the greatest SuperBowl individual performance of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Maybe tell Jim to just keep handing the ball to Thurman in XXV...yeap and call out the cheater for faking injuries on defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'd go back and tell Tom Donahoe not to trade up for JP Losman in the 2004 draft and to wait it out till 2005 when a young kid by the name of Aaron Rodgers might just fall to their pick...... Or trade up and get Russell Wilson. Not tj graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'd go back and tell Tom Donahoe not to trade up for JP Losman in the 2004 draft and to wait it out till 2005 when a young kid by the name of Aaron Rodgers might just fall to their pick...... LOL, JP...Little Timex. How about we trade the farm to move up in that draft and snag Big Ben? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 It would be simple and less selfish for me. Id have a heart to heart with Jim Kelly in his teens. Id do all I could to convince him to change his lifestyle to keep him healthy. Then we all wouldn't have to see him suffer as he has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'll bite: In this order: First, "Kelly, you will become the beloved hero in Buffalo, and will live the rest of your life there. Don't go to Houston to the USFL as you are just shortening your HOF career. You could ahve the stats up there with Elway, and Marino". Kelly and crew, DON'T DRINK AND PARTY YOU DUMBARSES THE WEEK OF THE SB AGAINST THE GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!! Ralph, no matter what fire Littman and keep Polian and Butler. It will be the demise of your team affecting performance for the next 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 LOL, JP...Little Timex. How about we trade the farm to move up in that draft and snag Big Ben? They tried to do that though didn't they? They thought they had a deal with Houston and it fell through the last minute.... which is the thing with draft trades.... they are only great in theory until in practice the draft goes another way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 It would be simple and less selfish for me. Id have a heart to heart with Jim Kelly in his teens. Id do all I could to convince him to change his lifestyle to keep him healthy. Then we all wouldn't have to see him suffer as he has. I'd like to be a fly on the wall during that conversation. The young Jim Kelly would have most likely told you to F*** Right Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'd go back and abduct wilsons daughter before she pissed polian off. Take one for the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'd like to be a fly on the wall during that conversation. The young Jim Kelly would have most likely told you to F*** Right Off Having some experience with the young Jim Kelly, I can confirm this. He'd tell you to !@#$ off if you insisted he wait in line for his pizza. I'm glad he grew out of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felonious Monk Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) I'd hire Tonya Harding and her ex husband after the fifth round of the 2000 draft and give them the following names: "Leif," "Rob," "Alex." "Mr. Butler, the sudden need for a backup for Flutie has arisen..." Edit: My thinking is flawed. Butler probably would have drafted Todd Husak. Edited December 19, 2015 by Felonious Monk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 and have the opportunity to offer advice that would be accepted to anyone in the Bills organization at any time, what would it be? I'd tell Mr. Wilson to keep Jerry Butler and Bill Polian at all costs, even knowing that Butler would be with us for a short time. and for them win all the superbowls oh, and don't trade up for Losman, use that pick for Aaron Rodgers Gronk over Troup Matthews over Maybin Watt over Dareus (not that Dareus is bad just that Watt is MVP worthy) Ngata over Hitner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 and for them win all the superbowls oh, and don't trade up for Losman, use that pick for Aaron Rodgers Matthews over Maybin Watt over Dareus (not that Dareus is bad just that Watt is MVP worthy) Ngata over Hitner Frickin' anybody over Maybin. You have to go deep into the second round of that draft to find a pick that turns out as badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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