Bubba Gump Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 26 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Reading your version of the haiku, I presumed you were like Amy Poehler's character in 'Deuce Bigalow'. Like in, I have no f'n clue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, Bubba Gump said: Like in, I have no f'n clue? No. Tourette Syndrome. Google 'Amy Poehler Deuce Bigalow' to see the clip. Definitely NSFW or church socials. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 24 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: No. Tourette Syndrome. Google 'Amy Poehler Deuce Bigalow' to see the clip. Definitely NSFW or church socials. 😁 Gonna check it out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a K-Gun Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Welcome back Beasley He catches all the first downs Sorry Isaiah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 The Beeze is back yeah And he better not be vaxxed Oh yeah, the Beeze is back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 30 minutes ago, Son of a K-Gun said: Welcome back Beasley He catches all the first downs Sorry Isaiah Good effort, and a subtle 'Louie De Palma' insult to boot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathja Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 No humidity. No exhaustion from the heat. The fins won’t have help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreboding Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 There once was a fish named Wanda. She wore pink, teal and loved to squeal. To be stepped on by a buffalo hoof is a very big deal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Bease is back again Fin defenders can't cover Rock the baby time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) Ev'ry goddamn year People mess up haiku rules Five, seven, and five. Edited December 13, 2022 by BRH 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, BRH said: Ev'ry goddamn year People mess up haiku rules Five, seven, and five. This site definitely needs the capability for multiple reactions. 🏆🍺😄👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 19 minutes ago, BRH said: Ev'ry goddamn year People mess up haiku rules Five, seven, and five. Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. Haiku can be anything with 3 lines. 5/7/5 is just traditional. https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/ "We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬) Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist, How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Wilkins is a meme Says "Grab his dick and twist it! The good old dick twist!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Squish the mammal fish Playoffs for them, just a wish Revenge is a cold dish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. Haiku can be anything with 3 lines. 5/7/5 is just traditional. https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/ "We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬) Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist, How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Beasley is Now Back John Brown Came Back Two Weeks Ago Sign Moulds, and Lofton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Klein, Shaq, and Jordan John Brown and Dean Marlowe too And now Beasley's back Bease might be a dick But if he can catch the ball I don't give a ***** You know what that means The band is back together Rings for e'eybody! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 39 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. Haiku can be anything with 3 lines. 5/7/5 is just traditional. https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/ "We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬) Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist, How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..." around here, it's 5-7-5 get with the program, lock-man 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Streaker Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Tua is a fraud Cold front is too much to bare Bills by a billion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Fish heads fish heads Rolls Polly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat up yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatdrinks Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: The Beeze is back yeah And he better not be vaxxed Oh yeah, the Beeze is back! Gotta drop the “Oh” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. Haiku can be anything with 3 lines. 5/7/5 is just traditional. https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/ "We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬) Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist, How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..." And Mr. Dunning-Kruger chimes in from the peanut gallery. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 28 minutes ago, Boatdrinks said: Gotta drop the “Oh” That was a test for the strict constructionists! 😉😜 I obviously counted line #1 Beeze as 1 syllable. Line #3 is 2 as in Beasley. 😉 30 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And Mr. Dunning-Kruger chimes in from the peanut gallery. That makes both of us. You don't know Japanese either. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEBranch Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Hoping that we sing "Only Wanna Be With You" as QB kneels down. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) Bring your heating pads It might be chilly out there Payback is a ***** Edited December 13, 2022 by The Firebaugh Kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 21 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That makes both of us. You don't know Japanese either. 😜 Never said I did. In my definition a couple pages back, I cited the Oxford dictionary definition of haiku. You post some blog as justification for your meanderings. Your usual modus operandi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Two-a-tug-lo-vah Don't care how it's spelled ***** Tom Brady 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Phins blow manatees Tua fooa the poser Yes Bills win Bills rout 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 In Miami they think being an 'alpha male' means Grabbing dick in piles 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Fish has a shelf life These ones are starting to stink Eleven and three 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 56 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: In Miami they think being an 'alpha male' means Grabbing dick in piles Wilkins grabbed some dick Totally by mistake, see Thought it was his leg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, BRH said: Wilkins grabbed some dick Totally by mistake, see Thought it was his leg We must stop this now! This only became a thing, With 'Hung Josh' tattoo. 🤨 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearNorth Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 The weather outside is frightful frozen fish on the menu Go Bills Go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Man once from Nantucket. Long d!ck, he could suck it. Dolphins fan who never leaves house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Week 3 Super Bowl Tua throws it to the Bills Miami snowed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Never said I did. In my definition a couple pages back, I cited the Oxford dictionary definition of haiku. You post some blog as justification for your meanderings. Your usual modus operandi The Oxford Dictionary is wrong. Dead wrong. 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Next year, we need a remedial haiku thread run a few days before the week before the haiku thread. 🧐🤓 22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: The Oxford Dictionary is wrong. Dead wrong. 😏 Go research some ship sizes, will you. 🤨 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Next year, we need a remedial haiku thread run a few days before the week before the haiku thread. 🧐🤓 Go research some ship sizes, will you. 🤨 Wow... I must have rocked your world saying that haiku doesn't always have to be 5/7/5....😉 It's not the end of the world. This will probably disturb you even more! "It is absolutely possible to compose a wonderful haiku using the 5-7-5 formula. But it is important to know that this is not required to call your poem a haiku or for it to be a good one. The essence of haiku does not lie in its syllable count, word count, or the number of lines (all Japanese haiku are written in a single line!)." What's soooo bad about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Next year, we need a remedial haiku thread run a few days before the week before the haiku thread. 🧐🤓 Go research some ship sizes, will you. 🤨 Ridgewaycynic is a poet So good we should know it Lighten up Francis 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, damj said: Ridgewaycynic is a poet So good we should know it Lighten up Francis 8-6-5. Not a poet, just OCD. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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