Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Poyer: "I don't think he showers after practice" Hyde: "they're making us say something nice?" Poyer: "He don't shower after practice" Hyde: "that's not nice though" Poyer: (looks pained) "He's funny..kind of" Hyde: (looks puzzled, shakes his head slowly, walks away) Josh Thomas: "I got nothing" Bates: "My mom always told me, you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all" Gilliam: "Yeah, I'm gonna go with that" Brandin Bryant: "He's a real sweet guy" (sounds sarcastic) Ed Oliver: "Stinky" Lotulelei: "His restaurant's good" Singletary: "His breath not that stinky today" Matakevich: "He talks too damn much" Andre Smith: "I would say this morning...his breath didn't stink AS bad" Wildgoose: "As bad...it was all right" [Beasley and Knox mug for the cameras in the background] Addison: : "You all wonder what we want to say about him...He talks, he really talks" Dodson: "I ain't gonna say nothin' " Love: "He got a cool nickname...Lil Dirty" Breida: "He don't take showers" Taiwan Jones: "Dirty little boy...Dirty little boy" Harrison Phillips: "Underneath the surface, he's a good dude" Siran Neal: "Nice..................(inspired by poster) He went to college!" Sweeney: "He's Tall" Dodson (reenters the chat) "He DID buy a bar of soap the other day" (player I can't identify): (says something I can't make out) AJ Epenesa: "Isaiah? You're all right, you know that?" Trubisky: (I think) "you coming up with results?" (or maybe business) Quinton Morris: "Isaiah McKenzie's Fun Sized" Dane Jackson: (shakes his head) "I don't know" Tre White: "You got me" Josh Allen: (deadpan) "Something Nice About Isaiah McKenzie" *grins* Isaiah McKenzie: "I don't even know what to say.........Looking at these pictures, I AM sexy!" 20 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Hey "Lil Dirty" indorsements are where the real money is made. Cindy "Lacey Underall" Morgan likes it too! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 That was hilarious! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, ColoradoBills said: Hey "Lil Dirty" indorsements are where the real money is made. Cindy "Lacey Underall" Morgan likes it too! It's so satisfying seeing that soap be cut. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 44 minutes ago, ColoradoBills said: Hey "Lil Dirty" indorsements are where the real money is made. Cindy "Lacey Underall" Morgan likes it too! Works well as animal repellent Wasn't it McKenzie that was doing the phone pranks Funny guy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Figster said: Wasn't it McKenzie that was doing the phone pranks I don't remember those. OK now I do. Yes it was. LOL. Edited October 30, 2021 by ColoradoBills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, ColoradoBills said: I don't remember those. OK now I do. Yes it was. LOL. https://billswire.usatoday.com/2021/03/31/buffalo-bills-isaiah-mckenzie-prank-calls-josh-allen-sean-mcdermott/ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reader Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 (edited) You know, a while back there was a video of Diggs playfully smacking McKenzie after a route in practice. Based on everyone's responses Digg's behavior makes a lot more sense. Also, I love how pleased Josh is with himself. Edited October 30, 2021 by Reader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 hahaha his nickname story gave me ammo to snark hubby about his sacred alma mater LOL I am shocked they can actually decree that in a scholarship offer geesh.....ya know? I mean are they gonna bust in a dorm room and catch him in the act? Lil Dirty...how about Lil SNEAKY instead *giggles* aww well he missed out but its still a funny story. m 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share Posted October 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Reader said: You know, a while back there was a video of Diggs playfully smacking McKenzie after a route in practice. Based on everyone's responses Digg's behavior makes a lot more sense. Also, I love how pleased Josh is with himself. Diggs was also quoted saying "I am never gonna eat there" about La Traila, McKenzie's BBQ restaurant. I think McKenzie is probably trash talking him constantly. But I do wonder if it costs McKenzie a bit, if he gets the same mentoring and help from Diggs and Beasley as guys like Davis who are competitive, but more respectful and less "mouthy" McDermott was quoted after his punt-catching session saying "there are some guys that build you up...and then there's this guy" 2 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah John Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Looks like the Bills have as close-knit a group as any since the mid-60s. That's great. Also they're loose as can be, with three gimme wins coming up. The thing is, they still have to play the games. Focus, focus, focus. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share Posted October 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Muppy said: hahaha his nickname story gave me ammo to snark hubby about his sacred alma mater LOL I am shocked they can actually decree that in a scholarship offer geesh.....ya know? I mean are they gonna bust in a dorm room and catch him in the act? Lil Dirty...how about Lil SNEAKY instead *giggles* aww well he missed out but its still a funny story. m I think you might have a different nickname story and be mixing up the Notre Dame scholarship story with the original nickname story. McKenzie's original story said when he was trying to make the Bills team in 2019 in training camp, he was too tired to shower right after morning practice and weights. He'd just take a nap and then go to the meetings and shower later. Quinton Spain ragged him about it and he replied he was just a little guy trying to make the team, he was worn out and needed to sleep. So Spain started calling him "Lil Dirty" and the nickname stuck. Apparently he still doesn't shower after practice, he waits until he gets home. Must ensure he gets his "space" in the meetings.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I think you might have a different nickname story and be mixing up the Notre Dame scholarship story with the original nickname story. McKenzie's original story said when he was trying to make the Bills team in 2019 in training camp, he was too tired to shower right after morning practice and weights. He'd just take a nap and then go to the meetings and shower later. Quinton Spain ragged him about it and he replied he was just a little guy trying to make the team, he was worn out and needed to sleep. So Spain started calling him "Lil Dirty" and the nickname stuck. Apparently he still doesn't shower after practice, he waits until he gets home. Must ensure he gets his "space" in the meetings.... Wow thanks hap. I didnt know there were 2 Lil dirty stories DANG ISAIAH once is an occurrence twice is a pattern....u dirty !!! haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 He seem like a very nice young man. I will continue to speak well of him providing he returns a punt for a touchdown. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemma Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 The comments about his breath are concerning. Could be a consulting opportunity for Teef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 My stomach hurts from laughing so hard 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I think you might have a different nickname story and be mixing up the Notre Dame scholarship story with the original nickname story. McKenzie's original story said when he was trying to make the Bills team in 2019 in training camp, he was too tired to shower right after morning practice and weights. He'd just take a nap and then go to the meetings and shower later. Quinton Spain ragged him about it and he replied he was just a little guy trying to make the team, he was worn out and needed to sleep. So Spain started calling him "Lil Dirty" and the nickname stuck. Apparently he still doesn't shower after practice, he waits until he gets home. Must ensure he gets his "space" in the meetings.... You rag him too much you are benched and cut. Read a twitter snip of him telling Quinton Spain 'he was lazier than a mushroom" but someone else he said "he was slower than a mushroom". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share Posted October 30, 2021 46 minutes ago, chris heff said: He seem like a very nice young man. I will continue to speak well of him providing he returns a punt for a touchdown. Unfortunately that is insufficient to allow a score It is also necessary that his teammates refrain from committing holding or block in back penalties, such that the score counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Poyer: "I don't think he showers after practice" Hyde: "they're making us say something nice?" Poyer: "He don't shower after practice" Hyde: "that's not nice though" Poyer: (looks pained) "He's funny..kind of" Hyde: (looks puzzled, shakes his head slowly, walks away) Josh Thomas: "I got nothing" Bates: "My mom always told me, you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all" Gilliam: "Yeah, I'm gonna go with that" Brandin Bryant: "He's a real sweet guy" (sounds sarcastic) Ed Oliver: "Stinky" Lotulelei: "His restaurant's good" Singletary: "His breath not that stinky today" Matakevich: "He talks too damn much" Andre Smith: "I would say this morning...his breath didn't stink AS bad" Wildgoose: "As bad...it was all right" [Beasley and Knox mug for the cameras in the background] Addison: : "You all wonder what we want to say about him...He talks, he really talks" Dodson: "I ain't gonna say nothin' " Love: "He got a cool nickname...Lil Dirty" Breida: "He don't take showers" Taiwan Jones: "Dirty little boy...Dirty little boy" Harrison Phillips: "Underneath the surface, he's a good dude" Siran Neal: "Nice..................(inspired by poster) He went to college!" Sweeney: "He's Tall" Dodson (reenters the chat) "He DID buy a bar of soap the other day" (player I can't identify): (says something I can't make out) AJ Epenesa: "Isaiah? You're all right, you know that?" Trubisky: (I think) "you coming up with results?" (or maybe business) Quinton Morris: "Isaiah McKenzie's Fun Sized" Dane Jackson: (shakes his head) "I don't know" Tre White: "You got me" Josh Allen: (deadpan) "Something Nice About Isaiah McKenzie" *grins* Isaiah McKenzie: "I don't even know what to say.........Looking at these pictures, I AM sexy!" He's got nice ribs and nice hammys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Sherlock Holmes said: He's got nice ribs and nice hammys Lol, damn you stay thirsty don't ya 4 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said: He's got nice ribs and nice hammys 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 I agree with Isaiah. He is sexy. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share Posted October 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, GunnerBill said: I agree with Isaiah. He is sexy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: HOT DAMN!~!~!!! oh my goodness.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 A semi serious point.... a football season is long and hard. Teams need guys like Isaiah McKenzie. Those guys who always bring the energy and always have something to say. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share Posted October 30, 2021 Just now, GunnerBill said: A semi serious point.... a football season is long and hard. Teams need guys like Isaiah McKenzie. Those guys who always bring the energy and always have something to say. And to that point...the reason the Bills secondary and LB all "love to hate" him is that he doesn't care who you are. If you screw up and let him by you, he'll tell (and tell you, and tell you) about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: And to that point...the reason the Bills secondary and LB all "love to hate" him is that he doesn't care who you are. If you screw up and let him by you, he'll tell (and tell you, and tell you) about it. Yep. You imagine that first practice after the bye week coming off a tough loss at Tennessee and you got Isaiah McKenzie chirping at you? What better way is there to clear the head and know it is time to get back to business? I love the cerebral guys don't get me wrong, but 53 of those guys wouldn't work either. You need a few Isaiahs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChans Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, GunnerBill said: Yep. You imagine that first practice after the bye week coming off a tough loss at Tennessee and you got Isaiah McKenzie chirping at you? What better way is there to clear the head and know it is time to get back to business? I love the cerebral guys don't get me wrong, but 53 of those guys wouldn't work either. You need a few Isaiahs. Anyone who has played any team sport at any level remembers a guy like Isaiah on their team. He brings the team together. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Unfortunately that is insufficient to allow a score It is also necessary that his teammates refrain from committing holding or block in back penalties, such that the score counts. And that right there is why you are a Moderator and I am not. It’s the incredible insight, it’s almost a gift, like a sixth sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, Muppy said: HOT DAMN!~!~!!! oh my goodness.... I have the same hat! But that probably won’t help me….. 😓 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, chris heff said: And that right there is why you are a Moderator and I am not. It’s the incredible insight, it’s almost a gift, like a sixth sense. Please be nicer to my sarcasm detector. I've had about 10 of the damn things bust on me already, and we're only going into Week 8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Muppy said: HOT DAMN!~!~!!! oh my goodness.... 1 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I like his meat From the BBQ you sicko's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I don’t understand this. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Einstein said: I don’t understand this. You’re f**kig Einstein and you don’t understand? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: That’s just fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Please don’t tell my wife, but that was awesome! She has to find the right peeps at weddings we attend. She’s not exactly shy, so it works out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelius Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 These are great. But now I need to know who the unidentified, mumbling player is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Freddie's Dead Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Love me sum McKittrick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah John Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 7 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Well that was amazing. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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