BringBackFergy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. 4 1 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Are you forgetting about Star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBonhamRocks Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 or DE/DT But I do love the nickname Groot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, LyndonvilleBill said: Maybe we can move him to TE. He did play as a wr...🤔... I'm kidding, I AM JUST KIDDING!!!😁. Too early? LOL. I actually really like this pick. I honestly thought he'd be gone well before 30 and go to the Dolphins and we'd make a really bad choice and take Phillips if he was still there. 10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: You heard it here first. nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Fergs, you are a genius! I AM GROOT! That would be the biggest goof of all time. Im in like flint. I AM GROOT! Screw you Gronk. I AM GROOT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 if he ran the 40 at 265 and hit 4.68 imagine if he lost that 20 pounds he put on he's probably under 4.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessYaDigg Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. I would've preferred a chess/checkers reference. I had to google "Mancala." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 You get +1 for not saying "hear me out" but -1 for ending with "you heard it here first" 5 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back2Buff Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Honestly, I like that better than him playing DE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. Captain, you know I’m kidding, amd I do remember as a boy the reruns of you’re cartoon. He’ll be fine most likely and was a good shoot at 30. The edibles he’s a TE, I need some of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 44 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. Jeebus. I think Thor's hammer Stormbreaker must have hit you in the head. Your 'what ifs?' are looking even more outlandish than mine. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 38 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: I thought the dispensaries weren't gonna be open for at least another year. Beat me to the “ Are you Stoned” joke😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 You should've started with, "Okay, hear me out..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 57 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: While Bellichick is drafting a 90's style QB, Beane is playing Mancala while the Pats are playing chess. Simple solution to our TE problem (well documented in last year's AFC Championship game)...get a dominant TE like Kelce. Only problem, Pitts went at pick 4. Solution: Take a young "versatile" player who has played offense before. Rousseau was a dominant WR in high school. Having opted out of football last year, Dr. Frankenstein poured over his 2019 film AND his high school tape. This kid will add another 20 lbs, has a non-stop motor, 11" hands, and long arms to block and high-point the ball. We may be looking at the next Gronk in Buffalo...Groot. You heard it here first. He played safety too. Why not switch him there to prevent the Hail Murray for Christ sake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 This is the most "WGR Caller" take I've ever heard. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsGospel Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I'll wait until the alcohol wears off so you have time to delete this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 42 minutes ago, ProcessYaDigg said: I would've preferred a chess/checkers reference. I had to google "Mancala." TBD is educational, I always say. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 32 minutes ago, TPS said: You should've started with, "Okay, hear me out..." Would of saved us the trouble and just hit the back arrow 😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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