Teddy KGB Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Saran Wrap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: No offense taken. It's actually a compliment and points to your deficiency. The OP's topic is highlighting "operator error." Or: P.I.C.N.I.C. Problem In Chair Not In Computer. The deficiency falls on the person who simply can't handle the simplest of concepts. Notice, I don't have any? IE: The problem is you and or others. HINT: That's not something to brag about. In this world: If you'll excuse me I'm gonna head over to the TIL thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gugny said: When you attach a hose or a bibb, which way is your hand rotating? It's rotating counterclockwise ... unless you're looking up at it from underneath. In the pic it shows a vacuum breaker attached (shot on right). That gets attached just like a hose. So... To attach: You turn your hand CLOCKwise OR, righty tighty. To detach: You turn your hand COUNTERclockwise OR, lefty loosy. They are right-handed threads!!! The faucet is near the sill plate of a structure, why they also call a hose bibb a "sillcock." What are you 6 inches tall? And even so, you're still turning same way. Unless your back is to wall... Which it shouldn't be, what I am saying holds true. Righty tighty, lefty loosy. You define this thread! The quintessential subject the OP oppines his sorry story for! LMAO!!! Edited June 17, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: If you'll excuse me I'm gonna head over to the TIL thread. Let's find common ground. That's a sillcock AND it looks like a "frost free" sillcock (the guts of valve may be 10" to 24" in pipe, IE: in heated structure) WITH a hose bibb (the threaded parted where you attach the hose). Right-handed threads of course. Righty-tighty, lefty loosy. LoL... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted June 17, 2019 Author Share Posted June 17, 2019 Tying knots in a balloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 14 hours ago, sherpa said: Every morning I put left over coffee in the microwave. I was always irritated and confuse because when it times out it is always at the back of the microwave with the handle turned out, the most difficult way to retrieve it. What are the odds? Finally, I figured it out. I put the cup in the same way every day, and select the same time setting. Since it rotates at the same rpm, and I set the same time, it simply has to end up in the same place. The microwave plate sometimes is off its groove to defeat you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Bring Take Does anyone use the word "take" anymore? For damn sure no one appears to be able to use the word "bring" correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 49 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: Bring Take Does anyone use the word "take" anymore? For damn sure no one appears to be able to use the word "bring" correctly. Hmm. I had to think about this one. I tend to use "bring" when I'm adding something to the situation, "I'm bringing potato salad to the cookout." I use "take" when I'm subtracting something from the situation, "I'm taking my leftover potato salad home from the cookout." "Bring to" vs. "take from." I wonder if there's an actual rule associated with that. Or maybe I'm wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Holy Carp. Tighten / Loosen? It al depends on what you are working on. THE majority of things get tightened "clockwise" (or to the right) However on say, the propane tank nozzle to the BBQ grill, or the reel to your edge / weed trimmer have the opposite thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: Hmm. I had to think about this one. I tend to use "bring" when I'm adding something to the situation, "I'm bringing potato salad to the cookout." I use "take" when I'm subtracting something from the situation, "I'm taking my leftover potato salad home from the cookout." "Bring to" vs. "take from." I wonder if there's an actual rule associated with that. Or maybe I'm wrong This IS a good one. In my head, I'm saying, "I need to bring my son to work," and "I need to take my son to work." Bring feels more natural, but take doesn't sound wrong, per se. Now I'm saying, "I'm going to bring my son to lunch," and "I'm going to take my son to lunch." In this example, bring seems to imply that I'm bringing him and leaving him there; take seems to imply that he and I are going together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 16 hours ago, RochesterRob said: Catsup........ Ketchup...... That even confused Monty Burns. One of the greatest episodes of all time. He goes on down the aisle to buy Count Chocula because he's looking for the "Burns-O's" and decides "I guess this one kind of looks like me." 17 hours ago, Gugny said: No it's not! Looking at it straight on, you're turning it to your left to tighten. if you lay on your back and look "into" the faucet hole, THEN it's turning right. What the hell's wrong with you, Gugny? Who lays on their BACK to screw a hose on???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: One of the greatest episodes of all time. He goes on down the aisle to buy Count Chocula because he's looking for the "Burns-O's" and decides "I guess this one kind of looks like me." What the hell's wrong with you, Gugny? Who lays on their BACK to screw a hose on???? Nobody! My point is that if one is putting a hose on, one's hand won't turn clockwise unless one lies on one's back and looks up at the spigot whilst turning the hose. If you're looking directly at it (how normal people like you and I attach hoses to faucets), your hand will, indeed, be turning left ... not right. Unfortunately, @ExiledInIllinois can't comprehend this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Gugny said: Nobody! My point is that if one is putting a hose on, one's hand won't turn clockwise unless one lies on one's back and looks up at the spigot whilst turning the hose. If you're looking directly at it (how normal people like you and I attach hoses to faucets), your hand will, indeed, be turning left ... not right. Unfortunately, @ExiledInIllinois can't comprehend this. The man is busy explaining the Coriolis effect to a flying carp that landed in his boat.......give him some slack. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Gluon self-interaction. I mean...electron self-interaction, that's obvious: the photon is the gauge particle of the electromagnetic field, so electron self-interaction is the electron emitting a photon that it then reabsorbs. But the gauge particle that caries color in QCD is the gluon. So for a gluon to self-interact...is it emitting another gluon? If another gluon is involved, is it really self-interaction? Can a fermionic gauge particle truly self-interact? 16 hours ago, RochesterRob said: Catsup........ Ketchup...... That even confused Monte Burns. Because they're both derivatives of the Chinese logogram kai-tsep. "Ketchup" is more accurate phonetically, whereas "catsup" is a more accurate written transliteration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Gluon self-interaction. I mean...electron self-interaction, that's obvious: the photon is the gauge particle of the electromagnetic field, so electron self-interaction is the electron emitting a photon that it then reabsorbs. But the gauge particle that caries color in QCD is the gluon. So for a gluon to self-interact...is it emitting another gluon? If another gluon is involved, is it really self-interaction? Can a fermionic gauge particle truly self-interact? Because they're both derivatives of the Chinese logogram kai-tsep. "Ketchup" is more accurate phonetically, whereas "catsup" is a more accurate written transliteration. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Gugny said: Nobody! My point is that if one is putting a hose on, one's hand won't turn clockwise unless one lies on one's back and looks up at the spigot whilst turning the hose. If you're looking directly at it (how normal people like you and I attach hoses to faucets), your hand will, indeed, be turning left ... not right. Unfortunately, @ExiledInIllinois can't comprehend this. Just unscrewed my hose to the right and it loosened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Not at the table Karlos said: Just unscrewed my hose to the right and it loosened THANK YOU!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Gugny said: THANK YOU!!!!! I just took a screwdriver and unscrewed some screws and my hand turned the same way. I think we may be wrong here. Looking from above it does seem off though. My brother and I are going back and forth on this lol Edited June 17, 2019 by Not at the table Karlos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 "Clockwise/Counterclockwise" is nonsense, because they're axially variant terms. Right-hand rule: point the thumb of your right hand in the direction you want the screw to move. You turn the screw in the direction your fingers curl. In other words: you want to remove the hose, point your right thumb away from the faucet. The hose turns how your fingers curl in to your palm. The right-hand rule is axially invariant, and will work for any normal threading (e.g. not a lawn mower blade, which is reverse-threaded so engine torque doesn't loosen it.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 6 hours ago, row_33 said: The microwave plate sometimes is off its groove to defeat you Or the turntable stops and goes the other direction. Not sure what kinda of microwave @sherpa has. It's pretty random on some microwaves. Then there are always these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Keukasmallies said: Bring Take Does anyone use the word "take" anymore? For damn sure no one appears to be able to use the word "bring" correctly. People have a real problem with this simple concept... Of course I don't: "May" and "Can" 5 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Holy Carp. Tighten / Loosen? It al depends on what you are working on. THE majority of things get tightened "clockwise" (or to the right) However on say, the propane tank nozzle to the BBQ grill, or the reel to your edge / weed trimmer have the opposite thread. No **** Sherlock... Now you just confounded @Gugny even more. Faucets are righty tighty, lefty loosy... Including the hose bibb. Nobody puts the hose on with their back to the wall except @Gugny Holy carp! Now he will mandate backs to the wall like he demands people use the gay British word: whilst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: People have a real problem with this simple concept... Of course I don't: "May" and "Can" No **** Sherlock... Now you just confounded @Gugny even more. Faucets are righty tighty, lefty loosy... Including the hose bibb. Nobody puts the hose on with their back to the wall except @Gugny Holy carp! Now he will mandate backs to the wall like he demands people use the gay British word: whilst. Prick. I will have Lil Gug video me attaching a hose to a faucet later and I will text it to you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Not at the table Karlos said: Just unscrewed my hose to the right and it loosened With your back to the wall. Who does that weird ****! You and @Gugny obviously! /smh 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: Prick. I will have Lil Gug video me attaching a hose to a faucet later and I will text it to you. No doubt facing away from faucet or to the side. Screwy. No pun intended! It's why you get confused with the process. Good order, consistency is next to Godliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, LeviF91 said: Hmm. I had to think about this one. I tend to use "bring" when I'm adding something to the situation, "I'm bringing potato salad to the cookout." I use "take" when I'm subtracting something from the situation, "I'm taking my leftover potato salad home from the cookout." "Bring to" vs. "take from." I wonder if there's an actual rule associated with that. Or maybe I'm wrong Part of the answer lies with the location/destination of the speaker, e.g., "Bring it with you when you come over tonight." On the other hand, "Why don't you take it with you when you go there?" Edited June 17, 2019 by Keukasmallies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Gugny said: This IS a good one. In my head, I'm saying, "I need to bring my son to work," and "I need to take my son to work." Bring feels more natural, but take doesn't sound wrong, per se. Now I'm saying, "I'm going to bring my son to lunch," and "I'm going to take my son to lunch." In this example, bring seems to imply that I'm bringing him and leaving him there; take seems to imply that he and I are going together. Nope Yep However, if you say, "I'm going to bring my son to lunch at your house.", you're correct. Further, you can say bring if you tell someone you're bringing him to work with you, but not if you're taking him to his place of work. BUT, you need to factor in that the source of these "rules" is seventy-nine years old and learned them while the earth was still cooling.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 County and Country. Every time I read one of those words I have to go back and double check if there was an R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/16/2019 at 6:30 PM, Buffalo_Gal said: LOL It'll be a hot time in Hades when we throw a party! Honestly, hubby is not very simple at all - hence why he is so confusing. I suspect he thinks likewise. The wifey is a conundrum for me, sometimes it is an easy, automatic understanding to know what she is thinking. Other times, I’m just left standing there babbling to myself and saying “huh?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, DC Tom said: "Clockwise/Counterclockwise" is nonsense, because they're axially variant terms. Right-hand rule: point the thumb of your right hand in the direction you want the screw to move. You turn the screw in the direction your fingers curl. In other words: you want to remove the hose, point your right thumb away from the faucet. The hose turns how your fingers curl in to your palm. The right-hand rule is axially invariant, and will work for any normal threading (e.g. not a lawn mower blade, which is reverse-threaded so engine torque doesn't loosen it.) Whatever happened to ‘righty tighty/lefty loosen’? ? Edited June 18, 2019 by KD in CA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, KD in CA said: Whatever happened to ‘righty righty/lefty loosen’? ? What part of "axially variant" did you not understand? "Righty tighty" becomes "lefty tighty" if you turn it upside down. "Right" and "left" are arbitrary terms, entirely dependent on perspective - specifically, on the perspective determined by the choice of axis. So if you choose the axis, say, with your thumb, it becomes invariant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, DC Tom said: What part of "axially variant" did you not understand? "Righty tighty" becomes "lefty tighty" if you turn it upside down. "Right" and "left" are arbitrary terms, entirely dependent on perspective - specifically, on the perspective determined by the choice of axis. So if you choose the axis, say, with your thumb, it becomes invariant. Aren’t you the guy who told us to put our thumbs in a lawnmower? ? I may have missed some details there...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 15 hours ago, Gugny said: Prick. I will have Lil Gug video me attaching a hose to a faucet later and I will text it to you. lets keep this Rated G. We wouldn't want lil Gug to get in trouble with the camera. 9 hours ago, DC Tom said: What part of "axially variant" did you not understand? "Righty tighty" becomes "lefty tighty" if you turn it upside down. "Right" and "left" are arbitrary terms, entirely dependent on perspective - specifically, on the perspective determined by the choice of axis. So if you choose the axis, say, with your thumb, it becomes invariant. are we're circling back to - water swirling the opposite directing in the sink in Australia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Spelling Wednesday. How the ***** does w-e-d-n get pronounced Wend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 15 minutes ago, Pete said: Spelling Wednesday. How the ***** does w-e-d-n get pronounced Wend? ask Brett Favre (Far - ve) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Simple things that tend to confuse you... Threads about threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 DC Tom’s explanation of... whatever the hell it was he was babbling about upthread 18 hours ago, Gugny said: I will have Lil Gug video me attaching a hose to a faucet later and I will text it to you. Also, how does one hold a camera and film themselves with their... you know... ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 37 minutes ago, transient said: DC Tom’s explanation of... whatever the hell it was he was babbling about upthread Also, how does one hold a camera and film themselves with their... you know... ?. Reported for calling my son a dick!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, Gugny said: Reported for calling my son a dick!!! My mistake... I thought I was calling your dick an eggplant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, transient said: My mistake... I thought I was calling your dick an eggplant. You should choose a (much) smaller vegetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Gugny said: You should choose a (much) smaller vegetable. I looked, but I couldn't find a cornichon emoji. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Keeping plants/flowers alive. Should be simple, but it’s not in actuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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