Misterbluesky Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Knows a good stromboli when he tastes one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share Posted March 7, 2019 ^^^Can remember the name of every classmate in his “Historical Perspectives in 1700’s Libya” course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) Sang “if this is it” by Huey Lewis and the News for 4 straight years for the high school talent show. Edited March 7, 2019 by Teddy KGB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 ^ Knows this because he was one of the backup singers. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Has good memory about the music business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Can name every tropical island in the western hemisphere from their longitude and latitude coordinates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Could be a beer taste tester for any brewery in the ?. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 ^ Bills fan + Mets fan = fetish for extreme pain and humiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 ^^^ Began training for Barnum and Bailey Circus at age 7 and became the all time leading “weight guesser” at the annual National Sideshow Appreciation Awards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Can carve small animals out of leftover bars of soap he finds in locker room showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 knows the importance of soap-on-a-rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Is able to count up to $1000 in under a minute of currency and change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Is always confused with a different fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Has a village in Poland named after him https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Knows how to crochet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Could be a fishmonger of he had the desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 ^^^ As a Cheektowaga native, prides himself on the largest collection of pink flamingos and Virgin Mary's in half bathtubs in WNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Is known in his circle of friends as Zima guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Can give a whale a pain free enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Can kick your ass in a fist fight and has a very high bs detector Edited March 8, 2019 by Another Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Can kick your ass in a fist fight Can fist your ass in a kick fight . 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 is a lady to gentlemen and a gentleman to ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Plays air guitar for Karaoke singers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Can make himself, without pickle juice, in less than an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Knows an idiot before he sees one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 sdrawkcab hsilgne kaeps nac . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 As his last post demonstrates, The Senator is fluent in Klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 ^^^ Can braid his back hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 By now knows how to build garages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 should never go for a penis enlargement surgery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Skilled rodeo fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Beach ? body judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Can do a handstand while drinking a fresh Zima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 ^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion. can remember the names of his five ex-wives, their children, and all their baby daddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, /dev/null said: can remember the names of his five ex-wives, their children, and all their baby daddies Has forgotten all five of his ex-wives and the children he has spawned setting up a life of complete freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 has dated 4 of those 5 ex-wives at one time or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Can actually be trusted to guard the henhouse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moulds_80 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Drives at a safe rate of speed in snow or rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Making Mead's favorite soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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