Coach Tuesday Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like. His face has no discernible features. It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character. Discuss. Edited April 27, 2018 by Coach Tuesday 1 1 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 LOL. I kind of know what you mean. He has a baby face. Not much eyebrows. Soft cheek/jaw bone lines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{::'KayCeeS::} Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I think maybe you're still halfway plugged into the Matrix. My advice: take two valium, a shot of whiskey, and hit yourself on the head with a nerf baseball bat five times. That should do the trick. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) He was great in “Adventures in Babysitting” with Elisabeth Shue Edited April 27, 2018 by YoloinOhio 2 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 The chicks will eat him alive in the Chippewa /Allen St. District. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What a Tuel Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Good maybe defenses wont recognize him 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billznut Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Just now, Misterbluesky said: The chicks will eat him alive in the Chippewa /Allen St. District. I assume you haven’t seen his woman on social media?? He won’t want anything to do with the Buffalo women and rightly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Next time you see it he will be looking in a confused manner at an ipad thinking "that wasn't where I meant the ball to go". That is a joke for all those who are a bit touchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in STL Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 20 minutes ago, Coach Tuesday said: It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like. His face has no discernible features. It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character. Discuss. Seriously? You need to check into rehab buddy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 He just has the generic archetype of a face. He has the face that your WWE video game create-a-wrestler has by default before you make any changes. 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Billznut said: I assume you haven’t seen his woman on social media?? He won’t want anything to do with the Buffalo women and rightly so. Everybody in WNY is ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billznut Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Everybody in WNY is ugly? I assume you haven’t seen his woman either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullBuchanan Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Everybody in WNY is ugly? Not the ones who were imported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{::'KayCeeS::} Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Honestly, he looks like the archetypal midwestern-ish all-american athlete. I think that's what you mean by his face. It looks like the mold all of the rest of the midwestern-ish all-american dudes were molded from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Billznut said: I assume you haven’t seen his woman either. Ha..nope.I've been married to the same gal for a bit over 30 yrs.Those days are long gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 32 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: He was great in “Adventures in Babysitting” with Elisabeth Shue Holy crap...lol. Josh played both of those kid parts simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billznut Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Misterbluesky said: Ha..nope.I've been married to the same gal for a bit over 30 yrs.Those days are long gone... He allegedly is very in love with her according to Allen’s posts. By the looks of her, he won’t have temptations in WNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 22 minutes ago, Billznut said: I assume you haven’t seen his woman on social media?? He won’t want anything to do with the Buffalo women and rightly so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billznut Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: She is already all about Billsmafia on her IG. She’s a keeper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Wyoming fans in a Laramie bar, cheering on Josh Allen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billznut Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: Wyoming fans in a Laramie bar, cheering on Josh Allen: That’s scary. Is that a male or female? Hard to tell exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 52 minutes ago, Coach Tuesday said: It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like. His face has no discernible features. It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character. Discuss. 2 minutes ago, Billznut said: That’s scary. Is that a male or female? Hard to tell exactly. I would suggest a female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunBillsBacker Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Get used to it. That’s the face of the franchise for the next 10 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakeBuffaloGreatAgain Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, CajunBillsBacker said: Get used to it. That’s the face of the franchise for the next 10 years. 20 years 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfod Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 50 minutes ago, cba fan said: Holy crap...lol. Josh played both of those kid parts simultaneously. One stitch!!!?! Oh and Thor was kinda a jerk even if he did help a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloTX Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Wyoming fans in a Laramie bar, cheering on Josh Allen: I'm jealous. I wish I could shout and whistle in the same time too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said: It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like. His face has no discernible features. It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character. Discuss. Well, you know. “They all look alike” so there’s that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfanatixs Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said: It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like. His face has no discernible features. It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character. Discuss. Maybe? *shrugs* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIZ Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Reminds me of a young Brett Favre. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
******* Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 He looks like a little **** that would write those inappropriate tweets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 he looks like he'd be in a movie with the Coreys or Sean Astin back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: The chicks will eat him alive in the Chippewa /Allen St. District. As fat as some of those women are they may just eat him. Edited April 27, 2018 by BeefCurtns 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigs Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: Everybody in WNY is ugly? Is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I think this guy captured it: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodman19 Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 The great thing about football is, when you can throw a ball and put up big TD numbers suddenly you look like one of the sexiest people in the league. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 The weirdest looking QB is Sam Darnold by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Fadingpain said: That is the best Josh Allen film I have seen so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 minute ago, GunnerBill said: That is the best Josh Allen film I have seen so far. Agreed, I’ll take back what I said about him being a poor decision maker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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