BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Hey Doug, I found your Snickers bar stash, did you want these?" "Hey Doug, where did you leave the remote?" "Doug, Rex here, These playbooks....you want them?" "Hello?, No Mrs. Marone, Dougs not at this number anymore..." Edited January 15, 2015 by Guffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Oh yeah, it's awesome. They gave me a laptop, an extra monitor AND that Brookstone foot massager is on order....No, it's not for me, why do you ask?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybe Someday Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 No Doug, I don’t have an opening for an O-Line coach. I hear the Arena league is hiring though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Quick, turn on NFL Network, I'm on TV!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNMBillsFan Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 All he left me was a box of Kleenexes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "What shoes are you wearing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Yeahhhh, the mother !@#$er not only walked away with $4 million....he even took the "x" off my keyboard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Doug, who honestly drinks landshark beer? I've got a blue light keg being installed asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills-fan in arizona Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) "Honey one second".... "Hey watch you head down there Doug" Edited January 15, 2015 by bills-fan in arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) "Haha! Yeah, he's a bad decision maker. Not only did he leave a perfectly good job but he knows nothing about feng shui either. I mean, c'mon...who the hell shoehorns a bookcase between their wall-mounted flat screen and the short wall? Hey, ma...I'm on TV!" Edited January 15, 2015 by ExWNYer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) "Yeah, can you believe it!!! They fell for all that BS hook, line and sinker!!!: (someone had to do it) Edited January 15, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "These suckers in Buffalo get aroused at the word "playoffs". That's too funny" "Honey one second".... "Hey watch you head down there Doug" That's nasty. Yeah I know Marroon5 is a sucker, but like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Honey one second".... "Hey watch you head down there Doug" Whoooaaaa, I think we find the line guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Honey one second".... "Hey watch you head down there Doug" Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Turn it on! Turn it on! You see me!? YUSS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 He is obviously changing the voice mail greeting on the phone obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! "Hello?, No Mrs. Marone, Dougs not at this number anymore..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hey Doug, I found your Snickers bar stash, did you want these?" "Hey Doug, where did you leave the remote?" "Doug, Rex here, These playbooks....you want them?" "Hello?, No Mrs. Marone, Dougs not at this number anymore..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOFO Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 My media clone has already paid for itself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hey Doug, how's it going with the interviews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulfw Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "...best.part?? ALL the wings I can eat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 terry, just wondering why does all the cheesy laminated furniture have rent to own stickers on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) "Just tossing out a bunch of Bon Jovi CDs and posters I found in the drawers. Looks like Marrone was banking on a different owner." Or .... "The offensive playbook they left behind had all the O's running up the middle and getting tackled for a 2 yard loss by the X's. Weird." Or .... "Just flashed on the screen Mariota declared. You think there's a chamce he drops to 50?" Or .... "For the 5th time now I didn't order any pizzas. Must be someone playing a prank. You said the guy placing the orders had a Bronx accent. Does that sound like me?" Edited January 15, 2015 by JTSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "You were right, Rex. All I needed to do was cut my hair and shave and BAM ... I'm a HC. Have fun in NOLA, bro!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filthymcnasty08 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 So…what kind of socks do you have on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Yeah, I'd like to order 50 pan pepperoni pizzas. My address? I'm at the unemployment office downtown. Name? Marrone, Doug Marrone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talley56 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Hey, Best Buy, the TV in here sucks. Can you deliver a 64 inch LED by tomorrow with surround sound?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninMyrtleBeach Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 " Sure Doug, you can use me for a reference." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hello Denver area Papa Johns? I'd like to order a large pepperoni and talk to your owner about a job. No no no, I already have one. I want to offer him one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 "Yeah, Rob, it was a real hoot. Those rubes bought every word of it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Wow, that Marrone guy had a huge porn stash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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