Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braedenstearns Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. lol! I could imagine with this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. Jauronimo was the one who finally did Selmon in. Truly a sad story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/146554-10-things-for-selmon-to-improve-as-a-tbd-user/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. I had forgotten that saga... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 http://forums.twobil...-as-a-tbd-user/ This should be pinned on OTW...one of my favorite threads ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/146554-10-things-for-selmon-to-improve-as-a-tbd-user/ where the hell was I when this thing went down? Has anyone checked? This kid probably killed himself. Some great posts in that one there. Even JW got into it. And where the hell has apuszczalowski been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Stop your whining. If you're an idiot and 100% wrong all the time, you fit in perfectly here. Friggin' crybaby. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Who are you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Jauronimo was the one who finally did Selmon in. Truly a sad story. What?? You were the one who was psyching him out about his science test even AFTER he had already taken a very difficult math test that morning. I believe you told him "Oh man, I always bomb afternoon science tests after I take really hard math tests". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 where the hell was I when this thing went down? Probably sitting in a corner, whining "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 Probably sitting in a corner, whining "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms..." bite me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 bite me Luis Suarez and his donkey teeth would oblige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 where the hell was I when this thing went down? Has anyone checked? This kid probably killed himself. Some great posts in that one there. Even JW got into it. And where the hell has apuszczalowski been? Good question, and whatever happened to Juror # 8? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Good question, and whatever happened to Juror # 8? That one truly intrigues me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) That one truly intrigues me. He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. Edited June 27, 2014 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 i had a poll. It's gone now. Not sure why I see it. could be they moved it to another thread I can vote one way delete it and vote another if you like, holy chit 1 day and 6 pages...... I'm working too hard 70% says u can stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Will you still make pulled pork at the opener .... and bring the blonde? These are important campaign issues, my friend. That was Country Cletus, but I am an idiot, so what do I know? This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. Selmon Smith was just one of a few of that type, probably all the same person. Selmon Smith was derived from two of the supposed persons favorite players. He loved movies and would review them in threads he would create. The best was the Smurf movie. I do not know if he was as bad as Marcel Dareus Power. That guy caused a lot of grief and is the reason YouTube will not embed in the shoutbox. But, I am an idiot, so what do I know? Edited June 27, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. That was Country Cletus, but I am an idiot, so what do I know? Selmon Smith was just one of a few of that type, probably all the same person. Selmon Smith was derived from two of the supposed persons favorite players. He loved movies and would review them in threads he would create. The best was the Smurf movie. I do not know if he was as bad as Marcel Dareus Power. That guy caused a lot of grief and is the reason YouTube will not embed in the shoutbox. But, I am an idiot, so what do I know? No ... Country Cletus brought those hamburgers that stuck all over the grill; had an attractive girl, but she wasn't blonde, that I can remember. Mrags had the pulled pork and the knockout blonde who was just part of his crowd. I don't think you were confused because of being an idiot. I think you just spent too much time in that port-a-potty with Beerball. Before that day, I'd never seen two guys spend over an hour in one of those things together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. That one truly intrigues me. Knowing what I knew about him combined with what Chef Jim knew I then went to all the counties around Baltimore and searched for criteria fitting crimes and death notices for Juror #8. There were no matching criteria. We actually knew a lot about him; age - roughly, black dude, attorney, etc. There had been no suicides by black men in that area, nor murders of black men of his criteria. There had been no reports of men killing their wife; he was an attorney, it'd have made news. Still, we both tend to believe he offed himself. But, Jim is and idiot, so what do I know? I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. No ... Country Cletus brought those hamburgers that stuck all over the grill; had an attractive girl, but she wasn't blonde, that I can remember. Mrags had the pulled pork and the knockout blonde who was just part of his crowd. I don't think you were confused because of being an idiot. I think you just spent too much time in that port-a-potty with Beerball. Before that day, I'd never seen two guys spend over an hour in one of those things together. I thought it was Cletus. I was exhausted from the drive and go-go-go that trip. I'll be more rested next year. Maybe I will find a hot blond this year; I haven't dated a blond in a while. It took a lot of sweet talking to charm me in to something so romantic. He had candles and flowers in there for me. Edited June 27, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Knowing what I knew about him combined with what Chef Jim knew I then went to all the counties around Baltimore and searched for criteria fitting crimes and death notices for Juror #8. There were no matching criteria. We actually knew a lot about him; age - roughly, black dude, attorney, etc. There had been no suicides by black men in that area, nor murders of black men of his criteria. There had been no reports of men killing their wife; he was an attorney, it'd have made news. Still, we both tend to believe he offed himself. But, Jim is and idiot, so what do I know? I thought it was Cletus. I was exhausted from the drive and go-go-go that trip. I'll be more rested next year. Maybe I will find a hot blond this year; I haven't dated a blond in a while. It took a lot of sweet talking to charm me in to something so romantic. He had candles and flowers in there for me. He is a charmer, isn't he. I, too, saw the candles. But I resisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Selmon Smith was just one of a few of that type, probably all the same person. Selmon Smith was derived from two of the supposed persons favorite players. He loved movies and would review them in threads he would create. The best was the Smurf movie. So...what you're saying is...we got Catfished? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 So...what you're saying is...we got Catfished? Maybe you did, but I didn't. But, what do I know, I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Maybe you did, but I didn't. But, what do I know, I am an idiot. Indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 "he's a human, leave mrags alone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. Knowing what I knew about him combined with what Chef Jim knew I then went to all the counties around Baltimore and searched for criteria fitting crimes and death notices for Juror #8. There were no matching criteria. We actually knew a lot about him; age - roughly, black dude, attorney, etc. There had been no suicides by black men in that area, nor murders of black men of his criteria. There had been no reports of men killing their wife; he was an attorney, it'd have made news. Still, we both tend to believe he offed himself. But, Jim is and idiot, so what do I know? Ok, so which of you is more accurate in your theories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I voted idiot just for starting this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I will always be at the TBD opener tailgate party. Many have said the same thing, and many have failed. Out of the 100 or so at the first official Two Bills Drive Annual Home Opener Tailgate (TBDAHOT) less than 10 have attended every one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Many have said the same thing, and many have failed. Out of the 100 or so at the first official Two Bills Drive Annual Home Opener Tailgate (TBDAHOT) less than 10 have attended every one. well , I was never at the first one so I can't claim to be at every single one. How about I claim to be at every single one going forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do we send money to undercover juror#8's plight ? Did the main girlfriend and knocked up side piece conspire to have him offed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Fwiw, I tried PMing him after everything happened and he never replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do we send money to undercover juror#8's plight ? Did the main girlfriend and knocked up side piece conspire to have him offed ? Fwiw, I tried PMing him after everything happened and he never replied. Weird. I know ajzepp is still around, but Juror#8's disappearance is indeed a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do we send money to undercover juror#8's plight ? Did the main girlfriend and knocked up side piece conspire to have him offed ? He's been immoralized by Carrie Underwood: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Weird. I know ajzepp is still around, but Juror#8's disappearance is indeed a mystery. The sudden departure of Juror #8 and Kevin Kolb's "slippery mat" accident occurred at roughly the same time, correct?? I think he pulled a Tonya Harding and is currently in hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Juror #8 gone. In jail, dead, or in the nut house. Mrags stays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 That time of the month? This is something a menstruating woman would do. Brings new meaning to his screen name, eh? If mrags is actually an overly dramatic menstruating chick, then I vote that she should stay. Heaven knows that this board needs more broads , and we would only have to deal with it for one week outta the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He is a charmer, isn't he. I, too, saw the candles. But I resisted. I am not sure whether I should laugh or puke here... I'm doing both... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Considering people on the internet are saying this about you, you are probably of high intelligence and right 100% of the time. I voted for you to stay, just so I can find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I voted no, just to be a dick. Looks like you're safe though! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vark Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 His I'm staying speech has already been written Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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