YoloinOhio Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/04/jared-lorenzen-fatter-than-ever-still-a-quarterback/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Gotta be 400 +++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 The Round Mound of Touch Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 dear lord - huge man on a tiny field. its amazing he can throw even half effectively at that size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Good pocket presence https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGUNBILLS Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 He looks like he be a good scrambler .... of a couple dozen omelets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I've heard of him. Get it done OBD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) The Round Mound of Touch Down. That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. All joking aside, it's good to see that he's still playing. Edited February 4, 2014 by Mark Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Good pocket presence https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69/ EJ should take notice. Keep your eyes downfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJasper Probincrux III Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 It would seem the Battleship Lorenzen is bucking for an upgrade to Carrier status... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwolf02 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. All joking aside, it's good to see that he's still playing. Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dude can scramble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swnybillsfan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 i'd been hearing about this all day, but this is the first i've seen of it. and all i have to say is sweet, merciful crap is that guy big?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) EJ should take notice. Keep your eyes downfield. Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ Edited February 5, 2014 by QCity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The problem is in the huddle the guy across from him has to stand so far away he can't hear the play called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. The lard who nets yards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis in NC Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Dude can scramble. They run the Eat Option... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ Why is the defender trying to tackle him high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Why isn't he playing guard Hefty Lefty is my favorite Edited February 5, 2014 by Max997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 He could contribute here at QB, by eating our ineffective backups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ In all fairness to EJ's spin-into-a-sack maneuver Johnny Football and Blake Bortles love that move too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Rob Ford would do anything to get attention, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty From the comments at OP's link: Quarter Got Back. That is some funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 He needs an intervention but his friends are probably like "Jared being Jared" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I like QBese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Another Jamarcus Russell thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballta..._medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … No friggin' way he's only 320 in that video. I say 370 at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballta..._medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … Sign him, Championship!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Put him in there at LG. Obviously. would he be worse than Colin Brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbosrrgood Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballta..._medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … Damnit Yolo, you beat me to this. This is one of the most amusing things I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 This dude is athletic for a guy his size. I can't believe he can't shed some weight and play TE perhaps in the NFL, or OG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty Lefty the Snowman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) He is 325 just like Ted Washington and Pat Williams were 325lbs. His pre-snap line call is "Omaha steaks" Edited February 6, 2014 by TheTruthHurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Put him in there at LG. Obviously. would he be worse than Colin Brown? Is there any legal play allowing the LG to throw the ball ? Gotta love this guy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 http://deadspin.com/gigantic-qb-jared-lorenzen-hurts-ankle-is-carried-off-1519476303 And his career may be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 http://deadspin.com/...-off-1519476303 And his career may be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 http://deadspin.com/...-off-1519476303 And his career may be done. The TBD curse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 That dude is one big tub of crisco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 He is 325 just like Ted Washington and Pat Williams were 325lbs. His pre-snap line call is "Omaha steaks" Beat me to it. Didn't the Bills also list Sam Adams at 330? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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