chongli Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 (edited) [Mods: Feel free to move to OTW] I am not kidding. This is too funny. Anyone know where Gregg Williams is?! IG screenshot: Short excerpt from the article below: https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/707789-eli-apple-injury-bounty-baby-mama "Eli Apple has a bounty on his head. The cornerback, who signed with the Dolphins this offseason, is being targeted by his baby mama. “If you play against my baby dad this season please GO FOR THE KNEES, maybe a hammy,” wrote model Destani. “#33 for the Dolphins – I’ll gladly Zelle you back any fines.” However, Destani also provided context for why she was happy to essentially impose an injury bounty. “We got pregnant after traveling together during the offseason. His response to my pregnancy was “well what did you expect I knew it was gonna happen.” Then he tells me he has a sex problem and I’m the 6th woman in 3 years and the others just had abortions. But I was already 14 weeks at the time of this confession.” She continued. “Fast forward to mid pregnancy, my son has a heart condition and needs a cord blood transfusion but I’m not a direct match and Eli is. The doctors set up an appointment for him to give 30MLS – just ***** 30MLS of blood. This man refuses because I found he smashing a different woman in every city he went to RAW. So he blocks me cause I sent him the article of this girl exposing him. After he told me it was best for the baby to “die” I went CRAZY on him, and his mama cause girl your son is a POS.” Edited September 2, 2023 by chongli 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 You can't "go for a hammy." My goodness. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Wouldn’t allowing him to continue to embarrass himself by getting burned playing corner be a pretty good punishment? 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 I’m not touching this Jerry Springer reality exchange. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 (edited) Apples really don't fall far from trees. Eli Apple, Josh Jacobs, and Geno Smith. Ha...those 3 have rotten taste. Stay classy self-absorbed poisonous apple. Edited September 2, 2023 by Wizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 I don’t condone, but I understand. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelius Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Do you think his mom still yells at him? You know she does 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 She’s hot The crazy ones are hot 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 55 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Wouldn’t allowing him to continue to embarrass himself by getting burned playing corner be a pretty good punishment? Wearing orange and puce is bad enough. Waiting for this "model" to be arrested for threats and offering illegal bounties. He should set up a fake sting of her having a player injure him and then having injurer try to collect. Children will be better off in orphanages or foster homes with new identities to protect them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chongli Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, Limeaid said: Wearing orange and puce is bad enough. Damn...I had to look up what color "puce" was, lol. I guess that says more about me though... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, chongli said: Damn...I had to look up what color "puce" was, lol. I guess that says more about me though... The word “puce” itself is derived from the French word for flea, which was thought to be the source of this color. Ask @FilthyBeastabout this color - he wore scarf of this color in film he starred in. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, John from Riverside said: She’s hot The crazy ones are hot Until you go to work and have 4 slashed tires. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 She doesn't know Eli's mama... do she? 😎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 32 minutes ago, Buffalo_Stampede said: Until you go to work and have 4 slashed tires. I always keep spares in the trunk 🤓 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, John from Riverside said: I always keep spares in the trunk 🤓 4 spares?!? 😆 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBoots8 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Buffalo_Stampede said: I don’t condone, but I understand. Apparently Eli doesn’t condone either. …wait, I read that wrong. He doesn’t “condom” - my bad. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 You are….Maury 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieEm Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Buffalo_Stampede said: Until you go to work and have 4 slashed tires. Or she does a Bobbitt, though that was supposedly his abusing her don't know if she had any credible proof prior to the infamous cut and then throwing it out a window for the police to have to search for his family jewels. Edited September 2, 2023 by AuntieEm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurpleBull Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Pass Destani 'pon di left hand side! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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