Arm of Harm Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) Adam Gase, recently fired by the New York Jets, is widely expected to return to coaching football in some capacity, with some other team. But, is coaching football truly the best possible use of this man's abilities? The dating coaching or seduction coaching industry is larger than you think, and could represent an enormous opportunity for a man such as Adam Gase. If he enters this industry, his students will probably learn something like the following. Step 1: Start by giving a woman a look which tells her you're a cool guy. Step 2: Show the woman you are relaxed, friendly, and approachable, with an expression such as this: Step 3: If the woman tells you of a painful past experience, show her empathy. Edited February 1, 2021 by Arm of Harm 2 1 1 13 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm of Harm Posted February 1, 2021 Author Share Posted February 1, 2021 Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Please Stop. It's going to be a long off season. 5 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Da Fuq? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I have one question: What??? And one follow-up: Huh??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPoy88 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Arm of Harm said: Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. decided to land here to work on your comedy routine? Thanks but no thanks. 3 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 That was hilarious. Keep em coming. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Wouldn't shock me if he was behind this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I think he'd make a much better birthing coach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Arm of Harm said: Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate. Step 5: Adam can't hide his disappointment in Steps 1 though 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 This was not very funny. 1 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnycage46 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I'll stick with the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, thank you very much! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Arm of Harm said: Adam Gase, recently fired by the New York Jets, is widely expected to return to coaching football in some capacity, with some other team. But, is coaching football truly the best possible use of this man's abilities? The dating coaching or seduction coaching industry is larger than you think, and could represent an enormous opportunity for a man such as Adam Gase. If he enters this industry, his students will probably learn something like the following. Step 1: Start by giving a woman a look which tells her you're a cool guy. Step 2: Show the woman you are relaxed, friendly, and approachable, with an expression such as this: Step 3: If the woman tells you of a painful past experience, show her empathy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 the woman's first question......what color are my eyes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 my crappy iPhone 8 says it's 2021. Guess it's time for the upgrade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 59 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: I think he'd make a much better birthing coach If you don't mind the child climbing back inside upon seeing this mug: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Are you here all week? .......Try the veal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Scary dude . Some coaches are just better off as a coordinator than a HC he is apparently 1 of those because as a HC he sucks pretty bad !! I think the Denver run with Peyton was more Peyton than Gase !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) Gase built an entire career off of sending play suggestions to Peyton Manning for Peyton to either take or ignore. He could end up as Campbell's kneecap biter in Detroit! Edited February 1, 2021 by TheFunPolice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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