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Love Fitz; hate the Fish.

Bills on track for two-and-oh.

Moss tweet says it all.

 

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On 9/14/2020 at 10:36 AM, Buffalo Streaker said:

Amish Rifle done

Game over from the word go

Good guys win in style

 

This hurts!

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When you squish a fish

In an empty stadium

Does it make a sound?

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Miami Dolphins :angry:

Tua?!?! Tagovailoa :thumbdown:

TUNA fits a theme... :thumbsup:

 

SQUISH THE FISH!!! :devil:

 

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There is an old QB named Fitz

He's not great but he never quits

@Joe in Winslow should know

we'd best be careful so

We're not chopped into little square bits

 

 

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7 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

There is an old QB named Fitz

He's not great but he never quits

@Joe in Winslow should know

we'd best be careful so

We're not chopped into little square bits

 

 

So that's an Irish haiku?

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1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

There is an old QB named Fitz

He's not great but he never quits

@Joe in Winslow should know

we'd best be careful so

We're not chopped into little square bits

 

 

There once was a DE named Shaq

Subbed at DT because he cain't sack

Bills said "no" to year five

Then the Dolphins arrived

With $30M for a JAG who ain't jack

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Go cheer on the Bills

Just don't tell Erie County

Quarantine does suck

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Let’s have a Bills win

We get to two and zero

Then off to Vegas
 

Look, I know it sucked

But I do not make the rules

Deal with the Haiku

Edited by dollars 2 donuts

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Winless for ten years

Remember the seventies

I just can’t forget

 

Seventeen and O

The old farts still celebrate 

They can F themselves

 

 

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On 9/15/2020 at 6:30 PM, 4merper4mer said:

There is an old QB named Fitz

He's not great but he never quits

@Joe in Winslow should know

we'd best be careful so

We're not chopped into little square bits

 

 

 

You're my boy 4mer

Saved my very life from a

Redheaded killer!

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South Florida fish

Will be fried like chicken wing

Victory for us

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