/dev/null Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 How's your wife and my kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 "Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Hold on to your butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Hold on to your butts. "Never let go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 "We'll always have Paris." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 always be closing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Hoo! What are you a friggin owl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Don’t hassle me about crumbs man, because I’m on the edge of the edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Well, I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherf*****, motherf*****! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly, T.N.T., I’m the guns of Navarone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 "Some like to call it luck. I like to call it...well...luck, iguess. So what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living $&@€ out of you in front of all your girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Hulk smashing Thor Loki - how do you like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 4 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Hulk smashing Thor Loki - how do you like it It is a f!!cking joke anyway....I'm still up like 20 grand from the last time I.....stick it in you. (Teddy KGB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 If I want your opinion, I will beat it out of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 I will not be pawed at, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 What are you doing in this nape of the woods...neck of the wape...why are you here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 I"I'm in a tree with a man who talks to monkeys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Soylent green is people!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Boy, did he get robbed trading his cow for a few miserable beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Don't have a cow ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) On 8/24/2019 at 5:47 PM, BillsFanM.D. said: It is a f!!cking joke anyway....I'm still up like 20 grand from the last time I.....stick it in you. (Teddy KGB) super confused with this post. especially the Theodore comment Edited August 26, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: super confused with this post. especially the Theodore comment Teddy's avatar and the quote above are from the poker movie Rounders. Teddy KGB runs an illegal high stakes poker room. Now back to movie quotes... 47 minutes ago, Gary M said: Don't have a cow ! "My grandmother always used to say, "why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free."" Edited August 26, 2019 by LBSeeBallLBGetBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 4 hours ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said: "My grandmother always used to say, "why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free."" you're smart, people like you, you never have to pay for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I practice a lot when I’m alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 ^ Is that hair gel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Cinema Modeoff Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 ^ Does this involve me dressing up as Little Bo Peep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Peter Pan is the bravest and strongest of all boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 That's right, Peter, second star to the right and straight on till morning. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 To infinity and beyond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Space, the final frontier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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