Everything Joe Biden--Gaffes, Miscues, Touching, Songs

[Deranged Rhino]

Just now, /dev/null said:

Try to be nonpartisan for a second Lefties.  Do you really want Biden near these?

 

 

 

 

 

Let's be honest though, the plan for the DNC (and everyone on Joe's "team") is not to have Joe get anywhere near those things. If Joe wins, he'll literally be a puppet for those behind him wielding the actual power. A vote for Joe is a vote for a return of the shadow government -- not just in the administrative state, but in the oval itself. 

 

F that. 

[Uncle Joe]

9 hours ago, JetsFan20 said:

Let’s not act as if George W Bush didn’t do the same things. 
 

Biden isn’t the best public speaker the world, but a lot of people do like him. He reminds me a lot of Gerald Ford.

At least Gerald Ford could claim CTE from his football days.

[Deranged Rhino]

3 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

Let's be honest though, the plan for the DNC (and everyone on Joe's "team") is not to have Joe get anywhere near those things. If Joe wins, he'll literally be a puppet for those behind him wielding the actual power. A vote for Joe is a vote for a return of the shadow government -- not just in the administrative state, but in the oval itself. 

 

F that. 

 

Case in point: 

 

[ALF]

6 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

Let's be honest though, the plan for the DNC (and everyone on Joe's "team") is not to have Joe get anywhere near those things. If Joe wins, he'll literally be a puppet for those behind him wielding the actual power. A vote for Joe is a vote for a return of the shadow government -- not just in the administrative state, but in the oval itself. 

 

I think that is what will happen if Trump would lose. He would need a strong VP to advise him otherwise.

[Deranged Rhino]

Just now, ALF said:

 

I think that is what will happen if Trump would lose. He would need a strong VP to advise him otherwise.

 

Yup. Make no mistake, that's Plan A. It's not a contingency plan, they know Joe can't do the job and are counting on him being a docile puppet while they run wild behind the scenes (without accountability). 

 

It's literally a return to the control structure they had in place for decades prior -- only now it'll be transparently obvious before people vote for it. If people still make that deal, knowing everything they (should) know based on what's come out over the past 5 years, then the republic itself will deserve being tossed into the dust bin of history.

[3rdnlng]

14 minutes ago, ALF said:

 

I think that is what will happen if Trump would lose. He would need a strong VP to advise him otherwise.

A sad state of affairs when people would knowingly vote for a person for President that would need to have his hand held just to get through the day. 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

 

The Biden's and nepotism..... 

 

During an interview on Fox News, Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) tried to criticize Hunter Biden for using his father to get ahead in the world,

even though everything he said could be applied to President Donald Trump’s kids.


Don Jr. Challenges Hunter Biden to Debate Over Who Has Profited Most From Father’s Time in Office

Donald Trump Jr. challenged Hunter Biden to a debate over which of them has financially benefited the most from their father’s time in public service.

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/don-jr-challenges-hunter-biden-to-debate-over-who-has-profited-most-from-fathers-time-in-office/

 

You can't fix stupid 

[B-Man]

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[ALF]

22 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

A sad state of affairs when people would knowingly vote for a person for President that would need to have his hand held just to get through the day. 

 

Unfortunately no other viable democrat  was able to defeat Biden. If elected he would be a figurehead and need great advisers and VP, I think he and his wife know that.

[3rdnlng]

2 minutes ago, ALF said:

 

Unfortunately no other viable democrat  was able to defeat Biden. If elected he would be a figurehead and need great advisers and VP, I think he and his wife know that.

So, you're ok with electing someone who can't do the job just because he's a democrat?

[reddogblitz]

24 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

 

The Biden's and nepotism..... 

 

During an interview on Fox News, Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) tried to criticize Hunter Biden for using his father to get ahead in the world,

even though everything he said could be applied to President Donald Trump’s kids.


Don Jr. Challenges Hunter Biden to Debate Over Who Has Profited Most From Father’s Time in Office

Donald Trump Jr. challenged Hunter Biden to a debate over which of them has financially benefited the most from their father’s time in public service.

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/don-jr-challenges-hunter-biden-to-debate-over-who-has-profited-most-from-fathers-time-in-office/

 

You can't fix stupid 

 

This is how life works.  The same could be said for John F Kennedy and George HW Bush and George W Bush and Meghan McCain and many others. We may not like it, but it is what it is.

[Tiberius]

38 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

 

The Biden's and nepotism..... 

 

During an interview on Fox News, Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) tried to criticize Hunter Biden for using his father to get ahead in the world,

even though everything he said could be applied to President Donald Trump’s kids.


Don Jr. Challenges Hunter Biden to Debate Over Who Has Profited Most From Father’s Time in Office

Donald Trump Jr. challenged Hunter Biden to a debate over which of them has financially benefited the most from their father’s time in public service.

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/don-jr-challenges-hunter-biden-to-debate-over-who-has-profited-most-from-fathers-time-in-office/

 

You can't fix stupid 

Lol, will Don Jr. release his taxes so we can fact check his lies, or are we just suppose to trust that POS? 

[IDBillzFan]

11 hours ago, JetsFan20 said:

Let’s not act as if George W Bush didn’t do the same things. 
 

Biden isn’t the best public speaker the world, but a lot of people do like him. He reminds me a lot of Gerald Ford.

 

Unlike my compadres here, I will not take issue with your post quoted above. It's just Joe bein' Joe. Just a bit of what Obama used to call "rhetorical flourish."

 

I will instead urge you to not just believe this, but embrace it to the extent that you make this point to anyone who will listen to you. I urge you to be that light in the dark that will lead the way to a Biden run against Trump. Hell,  I'll help you go door to door to encourage this.

 

Nothing would be more fun, and to quote 'ol Joe, I mean that literally, not just figuratively.

 

1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said:

A sad state of affairs when people would knowingly vote for a person for President that would need to have his hand held just to get through the day. 

 

You mean like when Hillary won the popular vote while also unable to navigate a street curb?

 

 

Edited March 9, 2020 by IDBillzFan

[Doc]

1 hour ago, /dev/null said:

Try to be nonpartisan for a second Lefties.  Do you really want Biden near these?

 

 

 

 

"We have to launch the you know, you know the things."

 

47 minutes ago, ALF said:

Unfortunately no other viable democrat  was able to defeat Biden. If elected he would be a figurehead and need great advisers and VP, I think he and his wife know that.

 

Yeah, that will look great when he goes to meet foreign leaders.  Someone holding him by the hand and directing him what to do.

2 hours ago, Doc said:

Apparently Mikey Bloomberg's adviser Tim O'Brien is promising a "scorched-earth response" against Trump's kids if they go after Hunter Biden.

 

I think Mikey's at the point where he's got so much money he's like "***** it, I'm just going to blow as much as I can."

[3rdnlng]

4 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

"We have to launch the you know, you know the things."

 

 

Yeah, that will look great when he goes to meet foreign leaders.  Someone holding him by the hand and directing him what to do.

 

I think Mikey's at the point where he's got so much money he's like "***** it, I'm just going to blow as much as I can."

You took the words right out of Tiberius's mouth. 

[B-Man]

 

 

ANALYSIS: TRUE. Joe Biden Owes Clarence Thomas an Apology.

In 1986, the year before Biden was lifted to chairmanship of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Antonin Scalia had been approved 98–0 by the Senate. There weren’t really any Supreme Court confirmation battles before then. A year later, in 1987, Robert Bork — who, Warren Burger, the former chief justice, claimed was the most qualified jurist he’d seen in 50 years — would be grossly caricatured by real-life sexual harasser Ted Kennedy, who warned that “Robert Bork’s America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens’ doors in midnight raids.” Thomas would be accused of being a puppet of his white colleagues, among other racist stereotypes, merely for his ideological outlook. In those days, hyperbolic statements from Senators were somewhat rare. Now they are a modus operandi.

 

To be fair to Biden, he was an exceptionally incompetent and indecisive chairman, easily cowed and unable to control the hearings. After promising to support Bork, he switched his vote. After promising to afford Thomas some semblance of due process, he presided over what the future justice famously called a “high-tech lynching.”

 

 

Biden owes the entire nation an apology — and do read the whole thing.

 

 

 

 

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[Foxx]

5 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

 

Like that hasn't been the MO against the Trump kids since day one of the 2016 campaign.

and does anyone think that if they had found anything, anything at all they wouldn't have been shouting it from the tallest skyscraper?  as you like to say... they think we're stupid.

Edited March 9, 2020 by Foxx

[Doc]

1 hour ago, B-Man said:

ANALYSIS: TRUE. Joe Biden Owes Clarence Thomas an Apology.

In 1986, the year before Biden was lifted to chairmanship of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Antonin Scalia had been approved 98–0 by the Senate. There weren’t really any Supreme Court confirmation battles before then. A year later, in 1987, Robert Bork — who, Warren Burger, the former chief justice, claimed was the most qualified jurist he’d seen in 50 years — would be grossly caricatured by real-life sexual harasser Ted Kennedy, who warned that “Robert Bork’s America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens’ doors in midnight raids.” Thomas would be accused of being a puppet of his white colleagues, among other racist stereotypes, merely for his ideological outlook. In those days, hyperbolic statements from Senators were somewhat rare. Now they are a modus operandi.

 

To be fair to Biden, he was an exceptionally incompetent and indecisive chairman, easily cowed and unable to control the hearings. After promising to support Bork, he switched his vote. After promising to afford Thomas some semblance of due process, he presided over what the future justice famously called a “high-tech lynching.”

 

 

Biden owes the entire nation an apology — and do read the whole thing.

 

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Joe: "Clarence who?"

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

2 hours ago, reddogblitz said:

 

This is how life works.  The same could be said for John F Kennedy and George HW Bush and George W Bush and Meghan McCain and many others. We may not like it, but it is what it is.

 

You're missing the point I believe

 

Dumb ass is accusing the other of benefiting from his father.

 

[4merper4mer]

42 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

Joe: "Clarence who?"

The Springsteen guy.....you know...he played the flugelhorn man.

[section122]

[reddogblitz]

41 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

 

You're missing the point I believe

 

Dumb ass is accusing the other of benefiting from his father.

 

 

True.  But it's still just how it works in real life.  Ever wonder how Joe Buck got his job?

[Nanker]

6 minutes ago, reddogblitz said:

 

True.  But it's still just how it works in real life.  Ever wonder how Joe Buck got his job?

Same way the Queen of England got hers. ?

[JetsFan20]

12 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

No, George W Bush did not do the same things. That's ludicrous. Bush occasionally mispronounced something, but Biden's mind goes blank frequently. FYI Biden used to be a fairly good speaker and debater but has progressively gotten worse. What would he be like as President? 

https://youtu.be/PHeSg7hymQw

[IDBillzFan]

5 minutes ago, JetsFan20 said:

https://youtu.be/PHeSg7hymQw

 

So, in the end, you're unable to tell the difference between a person misspeaking and a very old, angry hair-sniffing white dude with a clear onset of dementia.

 

At least it explains why you're a Jet fan.

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

8 hours ago, reddogblitz said:

 

This is how life works.  The same could be said for John F Kennedy and George HW Bush and George W Bush and Meghan McCain and many others. We may not like it, but it is what it is.

Well..one little wrinkle on that.  Trump and his children are successful outside of government, while in the case of Hunter Biden, it’s 100%, full tilt, no questions asked the power of government enriching him beyond belief.  The problem is that in theory, government should be the watchdog for this sort of tomfoolery, when in fact, it’s the first thing on the dopey kid’s resume. It’s so firmly entrenched in the system that Joe Biden bragged about resolving what would obviously be a major conflict of interest.  He wasn’t concerned because frankly, there was nothing to be concerned about...until Trump.  

[ALF]

15 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

So, you're ok with electing someone who can't do the job just because he's a democrat?

 

No , but NYC will make that decision , I won't vote for Pres like 2016.

[Doc Brown]

On 3/9/2020 at 1:56 AM, JetsFan20 said:

Let’s not act as if George W Bush didn’t do the same things. 
 

Biden isn’t the best public speaker the world, but a lot of people do like him. He reminds me a lot of Gerald Ford.

This would be an okay comparison if Biden was still in his 60's.  He was a good compliment as VP to Obama who was always so measured with his words to the point of annoyance sometimes.  It's not just typical Biden gaffes anymore.  He's in serious cognitive decline and most voters today won't know it tomorrow because the media is covering for him. I don't even know if he's aware of it and the Dems are sending him into the debates with Trump like a lamb to the slaughter.

[/dev/null]

Three reasons Joe Biden will never be President

[ALF]

I would think if Biden shocks voters with further serious gaffes , the DNC could change the rules and have a brokered convention , even if he or Sanders have enough delegates . 

 

A political ad with a montage of gaffes would be brutal

Edited March 10, 2020 by ALF

[4merper4mer]

1 hour ago, Doc Brown said:

This would be an okay comparison if Biden was still in his 60's.  He was a good compliment as VP to Obama who was always so measured with his words to the point of annoyance sometimes.  It's not just typical Biden gaffes anymore.  He's in serious cognitive decline and most voters today won't know it tomorrow because the media is covering for him. I don't even know if he's aware of it and the Dems are sending him into the debates with Trump like a lamb to the slaughter.

Lol like he won't have moderators as guardians.  The moderators will argue with Trump for the whole debate while Biden sits there.  His closing statement will be : " Look man, I know how to get things done."  Winner.

[TakeYouToTasker]

18 hours ago, reddogblitz said:

 

This is how life works.  The same could be said for John F Kennedy and George HW Bush and George W Bush and Meghan McCain and many others. We may not like it, but it is what it is.

In the private sector it’s fine and dandy to promote your kids to undeserved positions of power within your company, and to give them oversized financial rewards.

 

In the government sector it is corruption, and in the instance of aid related foreign compensation, can be money laundering; and is also illegal.

 

It is wrong to equate the two.

[3rdnlng]

3 hours ago, ALF said:

 

No , but NYC will make that decision , I won't vote for Pres like 2016.

So, what you're saying is that you won't vote at all, increasing the chances for the person with dementia to become our president?

[ALF]

3 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

So, what you're saying is that you won't vote at all, increasing the chances for the person with dementia to become our president?

 

Even if I voted for Trump all NY electoral votes will go to the democrat nominee.  If it's Biden or Sanders , Trump will win.

[Deranged Rhino]

 

[B-Man]

 

 

Washington Post Outlines New Joe Biden Strategy To Win 2020 Election: “Hide”…

Original Article

 

Most intellectually honest people have noted the leading Democrat front-runner for the DNC presidential nomination, 77-year-old Joe Biden, is slowly losing mental acuity. He might not have lost all his marbles, but there’s definitely a worsening hole in the bag. 

 

Media covering for the loss of mental acuity have taken to calling the bouts of extreme jibberish “gaffes”; however, the scale and scope of the awkward word-salads has started to outpace the ability of the media to cover for them.  The Washington Post outlines the latest campaign strategy, which, one might think doesn’t exactly inspire a great deal of confidence.....................limit Biden’s visibility and stop him from talking.

 

 

 

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[3rdnlng]

22 minutes ago, B-Man said:

 

 

Washington Post Outlines New Joe Biden Strategy To Win 2020 Election: “Hide”…

Original Article

 

Most intellectually honest people have noted the leading Democrat front-runner for the DNC presidential nomination, 77-year-old Joe Biden, is slowly losing mental acuity. He might not have lost all his marbles, but there’s definitely a worsening hole in the bag. 

 

Media covering for the loss of mental acuity have taken to calling the bouts of extreme jibberish “gaffes”; however, the scale and scope of the awkward word-salads has started to outpace the ability of the media to cover for them.  The Washington Post outlines the latest campaign strategy, which, one might think doesn’t exactly inspire a great deal of confidence.....................limit Biden’s visibility and stop him from talking.

 

 

 

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The emperor has no brains!

[OldTimeAFLGuy]

...uh oh.....Potty Mouth Joe......two marbles left...…...

 

Biden, on video, lashes out at Detroit autoworker in profanity-laced gun dispute

By Tyler Olson, Allie Raffa | Fox News

 

Former Vice President Joe Biden got into a heated and profanity-laced argument with an autoworker Tuesday while touring a factory in Detroit, after the individual accused the Democratic presidential candidate of trying to take away his Second Amendment rights.

"You’re full of sh-- ... I support the Second Amendment," Biden shot back, stressing he's not going to take guns away.

The worker then told Biden, "You're working for me, man," and told Biden that he saw an online video supporting his claim that Biden is hostile to the Second Amendment.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-on-video-lashes-out-at-detroit-auto-worker-in-profanity-laced-gun-dispute

 

 

 

 

 

[Doc]

1 hour ago, B-Man said:

Washington Post Outlines New Joe Biden Strategy To Win 2020 Election: “Hide”…

Original Article

 

Most intellectually honest people have noted the leading Democrat front-runner for the DNC presidential nomination, 77-year-old Joe Biden, is slowly losing mental acuity. He might not have lost all his marbles, but there’s definitely a worsening hole in the bag. 

 

Media covering for the loss of mental acuity have taken to calling the bouts of extreme jibberish “gaffes”; however, the scale and scope of the awkward word-salads has started to outpace the ability of the media to cover for them.  The Washington Post outlines the latest campaign strategy, which, one might think doesn’t exactly inspire a great deal of confidence.....................limit Biden’s visibility and stop him from talking.

 

IOW the Hilliary 2016 strategy.  That worked SO well for her.

[Doc Brown]

7 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

Lol like he won't have moderators as guardians.  The moderators will argue with Trump for the whole debate while Biden sits there.  His closing statement will be : " Look man, I know how to get things done."  Winner.

I'm an O'Biden Bama Democrat man.  Go Fightin' Blue Hens.