dickleyjones Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 my last post got buried under the pile of garbage this thread has become. John, check out feliway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 my last post got buried under the pile of garbage this thread has become. John, check out feliway. There are also "Cat"theters, but they come with installation risks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 my last post got buried under the pile of garbage this thread has become. John, check out feliway. that's the trouble with the internet your great posts get ignored, or not replied to, or the thread changes parameter that just shouldn't be... it's just not fair.... that's okay, maybe an honorary doctorate will get mailed to your for your contributions some day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 my last post got buried under the pile of garbage this thread has become. John, check out feliway. Sorry... John is strong. He contains multitudes, he will ferret Your post out. No worries Bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 my last post got buried under the pile of garbage this thread has become. John, check out feliway. I will pray for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I will pray for you. LoL... "Some people got real problems, some people think You can pray them away..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 LoL... "Some people got real problems, some people think You can pray them away..." When we underestimate the power of prayer, when we think it doesn’t work, when we choose to believe that God won’t answer our prayers or that he isn’t listening, we wave a white flag and invite Satan into our situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 When we underestimate the power of prayer, when we think it doesnt work, when we choose to believe that God wont answer our prayers or that he isnt listening, we wave a white flag and invite Satan into our situation. Hey! I heard the same thing, from some guy w/a megaphone, while we were trying to enter the Indianapolis Motor Speedway this past Sunday. He gave me a slip of paper w/something written on it too. I am calling plagiarism! :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Poor John...guess he's still busy cleaning up to post if there's been any improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Hey! I heard the same thing, from some guy w/a megaphone, while we were trying to enter the Indianapolis Motor Speedway this past Sunday. He gave me a slip of paper w/something written on it too. I am calling plagiarism! :-P I pray for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Not sure what more we can tell you, OP. You have a serious problem here. You can put up with it or put the cats down or try to stop it. Stop it by taking it to the vet for help or findings a solution that has already been posted here. But I'll stop in case a Magic Pixie shows up and heals your cats from in front of their computer with a prayer and donation for $400. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Not sure what more we can tell you, OP. You have a serious problem here. You can put up with it or put the cats down or try to stop it. Stop it by taking it to the vet for help or findings a solution that has already been posted here. But I'll stop in case a Magic Pixie shows up and heals your cats from in front of their computer with a prayer and donation for $400. $400 plus he has to buy 2 computers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 my last post got buried under the pile of garbage this thread has become. John, check out feliway. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 $400 plus he has to buy 2 computers? as many cats as you want prayed for, make sure it's a money order or through bitcoin before making the request please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I still hate those varmints....btw that is the correct spelling for varmit...anyway, so my squirrel problem has abated, but then we had an invasion of voles, that also abated...currently we are overrun with chipmunks. I hate those cute !@#$ers, I try running them over when I drive in and out of the driveway but they dodge me at the very last moment, my dogs are useless, I'm thinking of getting a BB gun and picking them off one by one....sigh...frickin nature.. I had a friend in College Park, MD that did that. Squirrels kept getting in to his garden, he wanted to do something about them, his wife kept telling him "No, they're cute. Leave them alone." Then the squirrels started eating the corn. HER corn. So then he got permission from his wife to do something. He bought an air rifle, and spent an afternoon on his roof picking off every squirrel that entered his garden. He killed about two dozen squirrels before the police showed up to investigate neighborhood complaints about "a guy on his roof with a rifle." (Note: this was before 9/11, so they didn't call out SWAT.) To quote my friend: "I'm a trained sniper, it was plunging fire...I don't know what their problem was!" Ummm...yeah, you're not wrong, but that's also not the point. But as it turned out, what he was doing - picking off squirrels in his yard, from his roof, with an air rifle - wasn't illegal. So all the police could do was write him a citation for hunting squirrels out of season. Which prompted me to ask "Wait a minute...College Park has a squirrel season???" He ended up burying the squirrels in the garden. As I understand it, the corn was particularly good that year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 that's the trouble with the internet your great posts get ignored, or not replied to, or the thread changes parameter that just shouldn't be... it's just not fair.... that's okay, maybe an honorary doctorate will get mailed to your for your contributions some day... Sorry... John is strong. He contains multitudes, he will ferret Your post out. No worries Bro... I will pray for you. Hehehe....hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffaloed in Pa Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Get rid of them ? Thats what I would do. That smell is awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickleyjones Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 that's the trouble with the internet your great posts get ignored, or not replied to, or the thread changes parameter that just shouldn't be... it's just not fair.... that's okay, maybe an honorary doctorate will get mailed to your for your contributions some day... Haha yes with the wealth of posts i have made on this board since...1997? honourary doctorates for all! I will pray for you. this is the greatest day of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 thanks dickley, needed the laugh after the ratrace imposition today... i must have had a snit-fit over 10,000 posts of wisdom totally ignored or told "you suck" or "you are now banned" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Haha yes with the wealth of posts i have made on this board since...1997? honourary doctorates for all! Except you, for spelling "Honorary" like a damn Canuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemma Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I think the obvious solution is pay someone $5 to insert a catheter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Do they make cat diapers? That would be a perfect solution here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Do they make cat diapers? That would be a perfect solution here. :lol: Indeed they do! http://www.cat-health-detective.com/cat-diapers.html https://www.amazon.com/Joybies-Piddle-Pants-Measuring-Collar/dp/B000SE7AZG https://www.planeturine.com/index.cfm/ID/170 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Problem solved! Thanks for the research Nervous Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 So we have a fix John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 So we have to fix John That's a little drastic Mead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Owner of the cats has to stop marking his territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 :lol: Indeed they do! http://www.cat-health-detective.com/cat-diapers.html That web site design and color scheme had me asking "Wait...where's the Peter Pan guy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 That web site design and color scheme had me asking "Wait...where's the Peter Pan guy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 That web site design and color scheme had me asking "Wait...where's the Peter Pan guy?" Don't you think he's right upstairs and that's who the little puss is going to visit? They seem like a fine match..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Piss all over the cats stuff.............that'll show em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Piss all over the cats stuff.............that'll show em. Maybe that happened, and the cats are just retaliating? We need all the facts...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I had a friend in College Park, MD that did that. Squirrels kept getting in to his garden, he wanted to do something about them, his wife kept telling him "No, they're cute. Leave them alone." Then the squirrels started eating the corn. HER corn. So then he got permission from his wife to do something. He bought an air rifle, and spent an afternoon on his roof picking off every squirrel that entered his garden. He killed about two dozen squirrels before the police showed up to investigate neighborhood complaints about "a guy on his roof with a rifle." (Note: this was before 9/11, so they didn't call out SWAT.) To quote my friend: "I'm a trained sniper, it was plunging fire...I don't know what their problem was!" Ummm...yeah, you're not wrong, but that's also not the point. But as it turned out, what he was doing - picking off squirrels in his yard, from his roof, with an air rifle - wasn't illegal. So all the police could do was write him a citation for hunting squirrels out of season. Which prompted me to ask "Wait a minute...College Park has a squirrel season???" He ended up burying the squirrels in the garden. As I understand it, the corn was particularly good that year. that's why i love a farm. i can shoot squirrels any time i want. i can shoot damn near anything any time i want as long as it is considered a pest or nuisance. now that !@#$ all state agent who wants me to tear down my deck because its unsafe despite being like it was for 16 years with a giant hole that the previous owners had a hot tub in... well, i have to move to put up new stairs and rail for them. i asked if i can just bolt the doors shut. they said theyll look in to it. and i have to make sure the old deck won't be able to be seen in the photos. i asked if it was a glamour shot, they said it's regulation. my stairs will have a sign on them "stu from all state consents to sucking truck stall dicks by photographing this" because stu is coming out to do this and did so without my knowledge. this out of a bigger bucket or barrel i jjust shoot'm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickleyjones Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Except you, for spelling "Honorary" like a damn Canuck. i am so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I have a lot of corks that I can send you. You could cork the cats till you went to the house. Pull the cork and hold them over the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I have a lot of corks that I can send you. You could cork the cats till you went to the house. Pull the cork and hold them over the toilet. I bet you make cats very nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I bet you make cats very nervous. Cats, men, women ... gerbils ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Cats, men, women ... gerbils ... ...picnic tables... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 A cork in a cat? Are you sure you've done this before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 A cork in a cat? Are you sure you've done this before? Board rookies! ;-) Of course he has! But all You wannabe playas out there just be careful. Wanna play, You might have to pay! https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/10/17/man-has-penis-removed-after-getting-it-stuck-in-a-bottle/amp/ He likes wine. Probably making millions off of this invention: Is this safe to post, I think this is safe to post... I hope it is safe to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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