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The game gathers and now my watch begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no sacks, I shall commit no holds, I shall draw no flags.

I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.

I am the shield that guards the realms of Josh. 

I am the wall. 

I pledge my life and honor to the Ice Watch for this night and all the nights to come.

 

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3 minutes ago, Mickey said:

The game gathers and now my watch begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no sacks, I shall commit no holds, I shall draw no flags.

I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.

I am the shield that guards the realms of Josh. 

I am the wall. 

I pledge my life and honor to the Ice Watch for this night and all the nights to come.

 

Day drinking?

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That's an oath for an offensive lineman.   Here's my Saturday oath:

 

The game gathers and my watch begins.

I have readied myself for the combat ahead.

I have donned my Bills sweats and my Kyle Williams jersey.

The wings are on the fire, the sauce prepared. 

I will not leave my assigned position in front of the television.

I pledge not to leave my post until the conclusion of the day's bloody contest.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mickey said:

The game gathers and now my watch begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no sacks, I shall commit no holds, I shall draw no flags.

I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.

I am the shield that guards the realms of Josh. 

I am the wall. 

I pledge my life and honor to the Ice Watch for this night and all the nights to come.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mickey said:

The game gathers and now my watch begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no sacks, I shall commit no holds, I shall draw no flags.

I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.

I am the shield that guards the realms of Josh. 

I am the wall. 

I pledge my life and honor to the Ice Watch for this night and all the nights to come.

 

This is amazing.  Best post ever

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2 hours ago, Mickey said:

The game gathers and now my watch begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no sacks, I shall commit no holds, I shall draw no flags.

I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.

I am the shield that guards the realms of Josh. 

I am the wall. 

I pledge my life and honor to the Ice Watch for this night and all the nights to come.

 

Sounds like something they make the pledges say at Omega Theta Pi. 🤔

 

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My oath:

The game gathers and now my fridigness begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no dropped beers, I shall commit no party fouls, I shall draw many shots to stay warm.

I shall freeze and cheer at my seat. I am the fan in the cold.

I am the guy with the asile seat that guards my row. 

I am the reacher for free food from others walking by. 

I pledge my fandom to the Buffalo Bills for this night and all the games to come.

GO BILLS!

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3 hours ago, Mickey said:

The game gathers and now my watch begins, it shall not end ’til the game is won. 

I shall allow no sacks, I shall commit no holds, I shall draw no flags.

I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.

I am the shield that guards the realms of Josh. 

I am the wall. 

I pledge my life and honor to the Ice Watch for this night and all the nights to come.

 

We will call you the Buffalo Shakespeare of the message board.

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