Drunken Pygmy Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The bye week blues has officially hit me. I love football, and will watch other games, but it still sucks going 2 weeks without a Bills game. It's not quite like the offseason on the boards, but it's as close as we'll get to it until the Bills season officially ends, and I'm sure we'll beat a couple dead horses over the next several days. How about some haiku fun to pass the time? It can be a basic breakdown of the team so far, something funny, **Pats hate, etc. This board has plenty of witty posters, so why not? I'll start: Jones had his fair share Fifth in two years is a steal Beane is a wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) In case it helps (I had to look it up): A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression. Cold, hungry, and tired The Buffalo charges forth To seek and destroy Edited October 8, 2019 by BuffaloBillies 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Destined for greatness Baker, Odell and Jarvis Oops, not so fast Browns 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeIGiveADarn Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Josh Allen Touch Down Josh Allen picked off damn it Are we elite yet? Edited October 8, 2019 by LikeIGiveADarn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Alex and Zay Jones Solar Lizard aliens beware the sleestak! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS said: Alex and Zay Jones Solar Lizard aliens beware the sleestak! Ha. I tried to explain sleestaks to my kids, they looked at me like I was a dinosaur. Land of the lost was awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The mud elephant wading through the sea leaves no tracks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The Bills win again. National media shocked. Bills don't care. Just work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Bills play in two weeks My son and I will be there As the Fish get squished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocCityRoller Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) The Pirate Zay Jones Couldn't 'catch on' with the Bills Now he's a Raider *********************************** Aluminum foils Slleestak alien ray guns Much better than tin Edited October 8, 2019 by RocCityRoller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocCityRoller Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 One Josh is Rosen Buffalo did not pick him They chose the right Josh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocCityRoller Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The defense is fierce Like a lake effect blizzard Movement is stopped cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Zay Jones is gone now You're the Duke, A Number One Bills win Super Bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 A sixth for Bodine And a fifth for Drop-Zone Jones Brooklyn Bridge for sale... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Drunken Pygmy Goat said: The bye week blues has officially hit me. I love football, and will watch other games, but it still sucks going 2 weeks without a Bills game. It's not quite like the offseason on the boards, but it's as close as we'll get to it until the Bills season officially ends, and I'm sure we'll beat a couple dead horses over the next several days. How about some haiku fun to pass the time? It can be a basic breakdown of the team so far, something funny, **Pats hate, etc. This board has plenty of witty posters, so why not? I'll start: Jones had his fair share Fifth in two years is a steal Beane is a wizard Haiku is for miami week. You risk upsetting the natural order with this thread. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The Duke is hungry Josh, keep feeding him the ball and some rettada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurpleBull Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The 'O's lacked something Duke and Devin on one field Prepare for takeoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Pygmy Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: Haiku is for miami week. You risk upsetting the natural order with this thread. Or its a head start Dolphins technically next If Bills lose I quit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Haiku fun" is an oxymoron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Save it for Dolphins week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I went to Nashville I bought two cold beers for Lenz. He owes me next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Let It Go Let It Go Let it Go Sorry, haiku was never my thing 9 hours ago, Drunken Pygmy Goat said: Jones had his fair share Fifth in two years is a steal Beane is a wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, BuffaloBillies said: In case it helps (I had to look it up): A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression. Cold, hungry, and tired The Buffalo charges forth To seek and destroy I'm glad you looked it up, but you did it wrong ? The first line has 6 I dont mean to be petty This is really fun Edited October 8, 2019 by Dablitzkrieg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigK14094 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 thanks....been missing Haiku..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPappy Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Haven't done one of these since high school. (That was a long time ago. LOL) The Buffalo defense Killed Zay Jones lost his roster spot Sean for coach of the year Edited October 8, 2019 by BigPappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 A great day for Duke Four catches with a touchdown Gets game ball from Josh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Pygmy Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, SlimShady'sGhost said: Let It Go Let It Go Let it Go Sorry, haiku was never my thing Thanks for sharing Hope you feel better now Lets go Buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillies Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Dablitzkrieg said: I'm glad you looked it up, but you did it wrong ? The first line has 6 I dont mean to be petty This is really fun Ha. I guess you're right. "tired" is tricky - I guess that is 2 syllables. The way I say it, it sounds like 1. I'll take out the "and" and change it to: Cold, hungry, tired The Buffalo charges forth To seek and destroy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Formation Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The phoenix will rise again! Happy trails to the AFC East! Buffalo will slay the dragon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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