Gugny Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 If you had to be stranded on an island with a mermaid, would you choose the mermaid to be fish on top/human on bottom? Or human on top/fish on bottom (classic mermaid)? Please be Seinfeld-ish with your reasoning .... if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Top half human, bottom half clam. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I’m a traditionalist when it comes to my mermaids. I might change my mind after an anatomy lesson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Anybody that saw Daryl Hannah in Splash knows top half! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 I'd love to hear @GoBills808's reasoning ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Top half Daryl Hannah and I'll refrain from going further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Gugny said: I'd love to hear @GoBills808's reasoning ............ Look- you're stranded on an deserted island. In this scenario we're assuming that both mermaids will be equally amphibious (ie the top half fish will be able to survive on land, the top half human will be able to live underwater). It boils down to three categories of importance, explained below in order of importance: SURVIVAL- 50% We're along, on an island. We need to build shelter, scavenge for food and water. There are a million tasks to accomplish daily in order for us to stay alive. To this end, wouldn't you rather have someone who can walk to the forest and gather firewood (albeit carry it back in several trips owing to her flippers), or catch a fish with her sharp teeth (granted it will have to be a very slow and stupid fish because she can only swim 1.5x faster than a normal human), and can survive drinking saltwater (way underrated quality in a mermaid)? Your top half human traditional mermaid is basically useless on land; without a pair of crutches you'd have to carry her around wherever she wanted to go, expending precious energy you should be using to gather supplies and sustenance. Winner- Top Half Fish COMPANIONSHIP - 50% I understand the traditionalists saying human company would be crucial. I hear you. I understand your argument. But to suggest that a top half fish mermaid would be unable to learn some sort of sign language, or that the squeaks and chatters fish vocal chords can produce couldn't be put into some sort of primitive language is just speciesist. You're on a deserted island forever, one (or both) of you will adapt and learn to communicate. It will keep you mind sharper. Plus...what are you going to talk to a traditional mermaid about anyway? How her hair is somehow never wet? For some reason I always think top half human mermaids would be sulky and stuck up and a real drag being marooned with anyway. Now- potential romantic involvement. It must be discussed. Here it seems (to the uninitiated) that the traditional mermaid wins hands down no pun intended. Your initial reaction to a physical encounter with a top half fish mermaid, however, MUST be weighed against the very non-human reproductive system you'll be attempting to deal with. Now I don't suppose any of you rookies have ever initiated ***** with a fish so let me be first to tell you: it neither easy nor satisfying. In fact, owing to scales and spines and without a well-stocked first aid kit I'm guessing 99% of you wouldn't attempt it a second time. Our top half fish mermaid suffers from none of these issues. She's clearly the better choice for companionship. Winner- Top Half Fish You winner by unanimous decision: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, GoBills808 said: Look- you're stranded on an deserted island. In this scenario we're assuming that both mermaids will be equally amphibious (ie the top half fish will be able to survive on land, the top half human will be able to live underwater). It boils down to three categories of importance, explained below in order of importance: SURVIVAL- 50% We're along, on an island. We need to build shelter, scavenge for food and water. There are a million tasks to accomplish daily in order for us to stay alive. To this end, wouldn't you rather have someone who can walk to the forest and gather firewood (albeit carry it back in several trips owing to her flippers), or catch a fish with her sharp teeth (granted it will have to be a very slow and stupid fish because she can only swim 1.5x faster than a normal human), and can survive drinking saltwater (way underrated quality in a mermaid)? Your top half human traditional mermaid is basically useless on land; without a pair of crutches you'd have to carry her around wherever she wanted to go, expending precious energy you should be using to gather supplies and sustenance. Winner- Top Half Fish COMPANIONSHIP - 50% I understand the traditionalists saying human company would be crucial. I hear you. I understand your argument. But to suggest that a top half fish mermaid would be unable to learn some sort of sign language, or that the squeaks and chatters fish vocal chords can produce couldn't be put into some sort of primitive language is just speciesist. You're on a deserted island forever, one (or both) of you will adapt and learn to communicate. It will keep you mind sharper. Plus...what are you going to talk to a traditional mermaid about anyway? How her hair is somehow never wet? For some reason I always think top half human mermaids would be sulky and stuck up and a real drag being marooned with anyway. Now- potential romantic involvement. It must be discussed. Here it seems (to the uninitiated) that the traditional mermaid wins hands down no pun intended. Your initial reaction to a physical encounter with a top half fish mermaid, however, MUST be weighed against the very non-human reproductive system you'll be attempting to deal with. Now I don't suppose any of you rookies have ever initiated ***** with a fish so let me be first to tell you: it neither easy nor satisfying. In fact, owing to scales and spines and without a well-stocked first aid kit I'm guessing 99% of you wouldn't attempt it a second time. Our top half fish mermaid suffers from none of these issues. She's clearly the better choice for companionship. Winner- Top Half Fish You winner by unanimous decision: With no hands? Great she can walk... Then what. I think @Gugny is right... You're quite the sicko. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Anybody that saw Daryl Hannah in Splash knows top half! Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. She's a whack job tree hugger something now. She's outta Chicago... Lemont, Illinois. Her family owned Hannah Marine. It was a shipping company that moved barges, etc... Along the Great Lakes and Chicago Area Waterways (CAWs). They used to have a towboat/tug named the: Daryl C. Hannah that would push tanker barges through the lock where I work. Sorry be a killjoy. Want me to post a current picture? She looks like a hazmat petrol-chem barge now.? Stop making the case for that twisted sicko @GoBills808 Enough said... Change your mind? ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. She's a whack job tree hugger something now. She's outta Chicago... Lemont, Illinois. Her family owned Hannah Marine. It was a shipping company that moved barges, etc... Along the Great Lakes and Chicago Area Waterways (CAWs). They used to have a towboat/tug named the: Daryl C. Hannah that would push tanker barges through the lock where I work. Sorry be a killjoy. Want me to post a current picture? She looks like a hazmat petrol-chem barge now.? Stop making the case for that twisted sicko @GoBills808 Enough said... Change your mind? ?? That’s all well and good, but let’s get to the bottom line: Where does she stand on Asian Carp. I’ll check back next week. ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Augie said: That’s all well and good, but let’s get to the bottom line: Where does she stand on Asian Carp. I’ll check back next week. ? She is probably against them. Racist! She's an environmentalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: She is probably against them. Racist! I plan to set a one week timer, but it’s late. I’ll get to that in the morning. Carp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Augie said: I plan to set a one week timer, but it’s late. I’ll get to that in the morning. Carp. I am just saying... She's a typical environmental hypocrite. Her family made tons of money in the petrol-chem shipping business... Now she wants to save the world. She is probably anti-carp, anti-shipping... Now that her family is rich. Again, just saying... That's how it always is. They got theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I am just saying... She's a typical environmental hypocrite. Her family made tons of money in the petrol-chem shipping business... Now she wants to save the world. She is probably anti-carp, anti-shipping... Now that her family is rich. Again, just saying... That's how it always is. They got theirs. Lalalalalalalalalalalala.....I can’t hear you! ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I'm tired of females making the fish face. Top half human, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 This is indeed a dilemma Top half human, bottom half fish Pros: human face. boobs. can give blowies. ability to speak when you're in the mood for conversation Cons: No human girl parts. No legs means you have to help transport when on shore. ability to speak when you're not in the mood for conversation Top half fish, bottom half human Pros: Human girl parts. Can't speak Cons: Has legs so she can follow you around. No hands so she can't make you sammich. No human face or boobs, so it's going to be all doggyfish style 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. She's a whack job tree hugger something now. She's outta Chicago... Lemont, Illinois. Her family owned Hannah Marine. It was a shipping company that moved barges, etc... Along the Great Lakes and Chicago Area Waterways (CAWs). They used to have a towboat/tug named the: Daryl C. Hannah that would push tanker barges through the lock where I work. Sorry be a killjoy. Want me to post a current picture? She looks like a hazmat petrol-chem barge now.? Stop making the case for that twisted sicko @GoBills808 Enough said... Change your mind? ?? only you could make this topic about you. Edited August 9, 2019 by Foxx 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Gugny said: If you had to be stranded on an island with a mermaid, would you choose the mermaid to be fish on top/human on bottom? Or human on top/fish on bottom (classic mermaid)? Please be Seinfeld-ish with your reasoning .... if you know what I mean. Can I get from just above the boobies to just below the veejayjay human? Why does it have to be top half/bottom half? 9 hours ago, GoBills808 said: Look- you're stranded on an deserted island. In this scenario we're assuming that both mermaids will be equally amphibious (ie the top half fish will be able to survive on land, the top half human will be able to live underwater). It boils down to three categories of importance, explained below in order of importance: SURVIVAL- 50% We're along, on an island. We need to build shelter, scavenge for food and water. There are a million tasks to accomplish daily in order for us to stay alive. To this end, wouldn't you rather have someone who can walk to the forest and gather firewood (albeit carry it back in several trips owing to her flippers), or catch a fish with her sharp teeth (granted it will have to be a very slow and stupid fish because she can only swim 1.5x faster than a normal human), and can survive drinking saltwater (way underrated quality in a mermaid)? Your top half human traditional mermaid is basically useless on land; without a pair of crutches you'd have to carry her around wherever she wanted to go, expending precious energy you should be using to gather supplies and sustenance. Winner- Top Half Fish COMPANIONSHIP - 50% I understand the traditionalists saying human company would be crucial. I hear you. I understand your argument. But to suggest that a top half fish mermaid would be unable to learn some sort of sign language, or that the squeaks and chatters fish vocal chords can produce couldn't be put into some sort of primitive language is just speciesist. You're on a deserted island forever, one (or both) of you will adapt and learn to communicate. It will keep you mind sharper. Plus...what are you going to talk to a traditional mermaid about anyway? How her hair is somehow never wet? For some reason I always think top half human mermaids would be sulky and stuck up and a real drag being marooned with anyway. Now- potential romantic involvement. It must be discussed. Here it seems (to the uninitiated) that the traditional mermaid wins hands down no pun intended. Your initial reaction to a physical encounter with a top half fish mermaid, however, MUST be weighed against the very non-human reproductive system you'll be attempting to deal with. Now I don't suppose any of you rookies have ever initiated ***** with a fish so let me be first to tell you: it neither easy nor satisfying. In fact, owing to scales and spines and without a well-stocked first aid kit I'm guessing 99% of you wouldn't attempt it a second time. Our top half fish mermaid suffers from none of these issues. She's clearly the better choice for companionship. Winner- Top Half Fish You winner by unanimous decision: Those aren't opposable fins bub. Can't nuthin be picked up by them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Foxx said: only you could make this topic about you. Ain't about me... It's about that whack job half-fish Hannah... Just passing on a story about how that family made it's dough... Stop being so insecure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, /dev/null said: This is indeed a dilemma Top half human, bottom half fish Pros: human face. boobs. CAN GIVE BLOWIES. ability to speak when you're in the mood for conversation Cons: No human girl parts. No legs means you have to help transport when on shore. ability to speak when you're not in the mood for conversation Top half fish, bottom half human Pros: Human girl parts. Can't speak Cons: Has legs so she can follow you around. No hands so she can't make you sammich. No human face or boobs, so it's going to be all doggyfish style LMAO... Just asking for two friends: ????? @GoBills808 & @Chandemonium are a bit shy & squeamish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 8 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. She's a whack job tree hugger something now. She's outta Chicago... Lemont, Illinois. Her family owned Hannah Marine. It was a shipping company that moved barges, etc... Along the Great Lakes and Chicago Area Waterways (CAWs). They used to have a towboat/tug named the: Daryl C. Hannah that would push tanker barges through the lock where I work. Sorry be a killjoy. Want me to post a current picture? She looks like a hazmat petrol-chem barge now.? Stop making the case for that twisted sicko @GoBills808 Enough said... Change your mind? ?? Who gives a shitz what she looks like now ! That was 1983, I'm sure you have changed a lot like your buddy Theodore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Who gives a shitz what she looks like now ! That was 1983, I'm sure you have changed a lot like your buddy Theodore I am not gonna base my decisions on mermaids with that one... We know the results. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I like B OO B s, and they all smell like fish anyway! 13 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Anybody that saw Daryl Hannah in Splash knows top half! Summer Lovers was better than Splash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 sickos still holding strong. Can we get that 808 Kid ( @GoBills808 ) on some kind of government watch list. We need more info on @Chandemonium. They are a dark horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: LMAO... Just asking for two friends: ????? @GoBills808 & @Chandemonium are a bit shy & squeamish... Lonely on The Lock? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Lonely on The Lock? Is that a pro or con? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Is that a pro or con? It’s the name of your sex tape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandemonium Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: 2 sickos still holding strong. Can we get that 808 Kid ( @GoBills808 ) on some kind of government watch list. We need more info on @Chandemonium. They are a dark horse. The song I posted explains it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Top half human. Nobody wants to look at a fish face. As far as the other thing, let's just say that the top half can be quite versatile, if you know what I mean. Edited August 9, 2019 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Limeaid said: Only recentpicturess I have seen are from series Sense8. Shudder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 I think it's time to strike this conversation back up. Which half you got?! @145B4IDIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Question. Does the bottom half, if it were a fish bottom, have a ***** or something closely resembling a *****? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETTOTHE50 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) Neither. Top half woman couldn’t do anything asides from just lie on the beach and annoy me while I’d try to start a fire, but if I had to I would pick her so I could just throw her in the water with the hope she would just swim away. And you couldn’t find a bag large enough to cover the top half of the bottom half human so that situation is definitely a no. Edited January 31, 2021 by GETTOTHE50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Question. Does the bottom half, if it were a fish bottom, have a ***** or something closely resembling a *****? What does the lower half of a fish have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 29 minutes ago, Gugny said: What does the lower half of a fish have? As much as the upper half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Bottom half fish. That way when she spawns, there are thousands of you. And if you feel like it, you could eat some of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 13 hours ago, Gugny said: What does the lower half of a fish have? I don’t know. I’ll examiner closer next time I go fishing and report back 🎣🤮😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 I somehow missed this thread initially, but it's the type of mind-expanding stuff that keeps me coming back to "Off the Wall." I pride myself on unconventional thinking, but must admit, I had never even considered this particular question. Upon reflection, I think I might prefer "Wilson" (the volleyball) from Castaway. Otherwise, I would always have "buyer's remorse" about which anatomical parts were missing in whatever mermaid type I chose. Food for thought - - there's a lot of truth in the classic video that explains the hot/crazy matrix: If scientists eventually determine that the "crazy" correlates with either a hot female top half, or a hot female bottom half, but not both - - I'd say goodbye to Wilson and hello to a "unicorn" mermaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 21 hours ago, Gugny said: I think it's time to strike this conversation back up. Which half you got?! @145B4IDIE thread hoore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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