Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 My wife will literally hunt me down sometimes to browse over my back to see if there is a pimple or two so she can mash the living ***** out of. She doesn't care if she finds one in a sensitive spot like on that side meat. Sometimes that ***** hurts and I will yell, then she simply tells me to hush and continues to torture me. Have had MANY of times I would be in the kitchen making a drink or getting something to eat etc, and almost seems the woman just rises up out of the ground outta nowhere to start looking on my back and start mashing. She does that ***** hard too. She loves it and I think she gets a kick out of it hurting me in those sensitive spots also. Any other men folk dealing with this issue? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 you're still in puberty? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Does she? no. Will she ? Grudgingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Foxx said: you're still in puberty? Lol 30plus years ago. You're saying you never get any bumps at all on your back? If so, I don't believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Binghamton Beast said: O lord, yeah I've never had anything like that. that's pretty rough there. I tend to have a couple here and there.I'm outside alot so I sweat a lot, but dayum I haven't had anything,like that lol Edited July 30, 2019 by Patrick_Duffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Patrick_Duffy said: O lord, yeah I've never had anything like that. that's pretty rough there I like to watch this video while I am eating cream filled donuts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 I can’t remember ever having a pimple on my back. I’m not saying it never happened, but I don’t remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Binghamton Beast said: I like to watch this video while I am eating cream filled donuts. lol, put your chip in that dip Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said: I can’t remember ever having a pimple on my back. I’m not saying it never happened, but I don’t remember it. If you have a wife/gf that's into that kind of ***** you would remember it. Hard to view your own back. I wouldn't have known I had any if it wasn't for my wife telling me and mashing the ***** out of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 rule #34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: My wife will literally hunt me down sometimes to browse over my back to see if there is a pimple or two so she can mash the living ***** out of. She doesn't care if she finds one in a sensitive spot like on that side meat. Sometimes that ***** hurts and I will yell, then she simply tells me to hush and continues to torture me. Have had MANY of times I would be in the kitchen making a drink or getting something to eat etc, and almost seems the woman just rises up out of the ground outta nowhere to start looking on my back and start mashing. She does that ***** hard too. She loves it and I think she gets a kick out of it hurting me in those sensitive spots also. Any other men folk dealing with this issue? ...foregoes her need to buy Hellmans I presume......sick SOB....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 18 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: ... If you have a wife/gf that's into that kind of ***** you would remember it. Hard to view your own back. I wouldn't have known I had any if it wasn't for my wife telling me and mashing the ***** out of it. hate to break it to you dude, but i'm thinking she's lying to you. she just wants to mash the ***** out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Lol 30plus years ago. You're saying you never get any bumps at all on your back? If so, I don't believe you. I don't... or at least i have never noticed and never been told. I have pretty awesome skin though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Boca BIlls said: I don't... or at least i have never noticed and never been told. I have pretty awesome skin though... Oh they are there.......they are there. May be small ones, but they are there buddy Edited July 30, 2019 by Patrick_Duffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Foxx said: hate to break it to you dude, but i'm thinking she's lying to you. she just wants to mash the ***** out of you. lol, she may sometimes do that. You have them too, they are there my friend, they are there. Just now, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: this thread Yeah you got some too, don't lie lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Maybe you should watch Pimple Popper MD with her. It might turn out to be her version of porn... and the Asian chick in it is pretty cute. It might backfire, though, and just make her want to torture you more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, transient said: Maybe you should watch Pimple Popper MD with her. It might turn out to be her version of porn... and the Asian chick in it is pretty cute. It might backfire, though, and just make her want to torture you more. Yes, have seen it. Some of those are disgusting though. Some of those even she can't stand to watch lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 My mother did with father, but it was with sunburn skin peeling. Who knows what the hell went on beyond the prying eyes of others! LoL... She should have been a dermatologist, if you had a blackhead on face, etc... She'd take care of it. Not sure if she actively seeked and destroyed... LoL... It's a sign She really loves you! My wife now, are you kidding me! Way too low brow from of grooming/PDA. LMAO. You're on your own!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Buy her a roll of bubble wrap. Sounds like she needs a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Ah, no. Never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Ah, no. Never happened. These lies.... lol. Oh so many lies. Who else wanna tell some lies today? Hot chics do not fart or take dumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Any other men folk dealing with this issue? Not have that problem but my brother does and his wife's works on his back. All I have is a few skin tags on my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) "Does your wife like to pop pimples on your back" Only if she notices one when we're together and she gets behind me........ ....swimming in the pool. Edited July 31, 2019 by I am the egg man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...foregoes her need to buy Hellmans I presume......sick SOB....... Known as Best Foods West of the Mississippi! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 hours ago, transient said: Maybe you should watch Pimple Popper MD with her. It might turn out to be her version of porn... and the Asian chick in it is pretty cute. It might backfire, though, and just make her want to torture you more. Pimple Popper is on the other half's list on the DVR but I don't pop the pimples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Glad we’re so comfortable sharing personal hygiene realities now . But I still choose to plead the Fizif! https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/dave-chappelle-i-plead-the-fif/81460739/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 4 hours ago, I am the egg man said: "Does your wife like to pop pimples on your back" Only if she notices one when we're together and she gets behind me........ ....swimming in the pool. Yes! Oh yes...this too, she does that everytime in the pool. Done it yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregil42 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 My wife does this. I don't get them on my back, but my nose or leg. She's constantly begging me to let her pop them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, seregil42 said: My wife does this. I don't get them on my back, but my nose or leg. She's constantly begging me to let her pop them. Tell her to look on your back. I bet she finds some. Or at least 1 or 2. They tend to find them when you don't believe they are there lol Edited July 31, 2019 by Patrick_Duffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I don't remember ever having a pimple on my back. I get them every once in awhile on my face, usually toward my hairline. My neck too but that's more in grown hairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 What is with you people and all your pimples? This may be one of the most repugnant threads I have ever encountered here.....yet I can’t stay away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregil42 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Tell her to look on your back. I bet she finds some. Or at least 1 or 2. They tend to find them when you don't believe they are there lol That will only encourage her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 17 hours ago, Patrick_Duffy said: My wife will literally hunt me down sometimes to browse over my back to see if there is a pimple or two so she can mash the living ***** out of. She doesn't care if she finds one in a sensitive spot like on that side meat. Sometimes that ***** hurts and I will yell, then she simply tells me to hush and continues to torture me. Have had MANY of times I would be in the kitchen making a drink or getting something to eat etc, and almost seems the woman just rises up out of the ground outta nowhere to start looking on my back and start mashing. She does that ***** hard too. She loves it and I think she gets a kick out of it hurting me in those sensitive spots also. Any other men folk dealing with this issue? Pics please ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 24 minutes ago, mead107 said: Pics please ? no no no the one I saw earlier made me toss my coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: no no no the one I saw earlier made me toss my coffee Yeah, whoever had that monster of a bump had a mess to clean up. That was nasty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: What is with you people and all your pimples? This may be one of the most repugnant threads I have ever encountered here.....yet I can’t stay away. This is the whole idea around Dr. Pimple popper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 22 hours ago, Patrick_Duffy said: My wife will literally hunt me down sometimes to browse over my back to see if there is a pimple or two so she can mash the living ***** out of. She doesn't care if she finds one in a sensitive spot like on that side meat. Sometimes that ***** hurts and I will yell, then she simply tells me to hush and continues to torture me. Have had MANY of times I would be in the kitchen making a drink or getting something to eat etc, and almost seems the woman just rises up out of the ground outta nowhere to start looking on my back and start mashing. She does that ***** hard too. She loves it and I think she gets a kick out of it hurting me in those sensitive spots also. Any other men folk dealing with this issue? YES! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: This is the whole idea around Dr. Pimple popper. i'm thinkin' that's @Patrick_Duffy's wife. Edited August 1, 2019 by Foxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Foxx said: i'm thinkin' that's @Patrick_Duffy's wife. Nah, I'm not worthy of that fine Asian dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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