ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 (edited) Every now and then I see a bumper sticker that makes me laugh. In no particular order, here are a few of my all-time favorites - - what are yours? 1. My Third Grader Can Beat Up Your Honor Student; 2. Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus; 3. I Got A Gun For My Wife (best trade I ever made); 4. Eschew Obfuscation; 5. Don't Tell My Momma I Work In The Oil Patch (she thinks I'm the piano player in a whorehouse) Edited January 6, 2013 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 An oldie- "Jesus saves. Esposito scores on the rebound!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddy12 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Women want me, Fish fear me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Kind of lame, but I got a chuckle out of it: I (heart) my dog. I (diamond) my girlfriend. I (spade) my cat. I (club) my wife. where all of the () use the playing card symbols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Saw this one a long time ago and it stuck with me: "Please don't steal from me. The government hates the competition." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 "My son was Prisoner of the Month at San Quentin State Prison." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 just saw this one...it cracked me up... "I love God...it's his fan club I can't stand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 http://static.neatorama.com/images/2012-06/prius-repellent.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) I really enjoy old political bumper stickers, especially those who lost. Last year I saw a car with a ton of stickers on it. One was "Dukakis '88". If I had been driving when I saw it, I probably would have crashed due to laughter. Edited January 8, 2013 by shrader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Saw one I liked yesterday on a pickup truck: "Driver Carries No Cash He's MARRIED." Better yet, the word "married" had a thin blue diagonal line through it using what looked like painter's trim tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 "My son was Prisoner of the Month at San Quentin State Prison." haha. At my work we have a sign in one of the blocks that says: "Forget your honor student, my porter was offender of the year" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 A friend of mine in high school had the bumper sticker "If God never intended man to eat kitty, why did he shape it like a taco?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I really enjoy old political bumper stickers, especially those who lost. Last year I saw a car with a ton of stickers on it. One was "Dukakis '88". If I had been driving when I saw it, I probably would have crashed due to laughter. Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 Saw a good one yesterday (technically it was on a license plate bracket, but it still counts): I Still Miss My Ex But My Aim's Improving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 "I might be slow, but you're reading this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I like the fish with legs that says "Darwin" on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 "It's a Jeep. If I wanted a Hummer, I'd call your sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Grass gas or ass, nobody rides for free One Big Ass Mistake America Come and Take It!(with picture of AR-15) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's Wife for PRESIDENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I heard this one from two homeless looking guys talking on the streets of New Orleans yesterday. It would make a great bumper sticker: "You don't have to wash your whole ass, you just have to wash your !@#$." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I saw one of those stick figure family stickers, except it was a man, a woman and a pile of money. http://xkcd.com/946/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I saw one of those stick figure family stickers, except it was a man, a woman and a pile of money. http://xkcd.com/946/ Saw a few others, one has a stick guy with a stick woman bent over in front of him and it says below "makin' my Family" The other ones I like better have either a lifted truck or jeep running down stick families and says 'Nobody Cares about your Stick Family" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 My Labrador Retreiver is smarter than you honor student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Saw a good one yesterday (technically it was on a license plate bracket, but it still counts): I Still Miss My Ex But My Aim's Improving One of my all time favorite license plate brackets was this: I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Landed On My Sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) Saw on way to work today: "I break brake for tailgaters" on a big, old truck which probably would not be damaged by a modern car hitting its bumper. Saw truck again and I got a better view. Edited August 14, 2013 by BillsWatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 "Back off. I'm not that kind of car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 "Honk if you're horny" Think about it, it'll come to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 GO BILLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 OK, so I have techno-geek tendencies - - I admit it. I saw this one today and liked it, but wondered what percentage of the population had even the slightest clue what it meant: On a bright red background with white letters - - "IF THIS STICKER LOOKS BLUE, YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST" Darryl says its must be some kind of a Democrat vs. Republican thing - - maybe somebody here could explain it to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 i am gonna say it has something to do with looking in the rear view mirror and seeing the blue from the lights of the cop pulling you over OK, so I have techno-geek tendencies - - I admit it. I saw this one today and liked it, but wondered what percentage of the population had even the slightest clue what it meant: On a bright red background with white letters - - "IF THIS STICKER LOOKS BLUE, YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST" Darryl says its must be some kind of a Democrat vs. Republican thing - - maybe somebody here could explain it to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 i am gonna say it has something to do with looking in the rear view mirror and seeing the blue from the lights of the cop pulling you over No. Even nerdier. Blueshift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) The In And Out Burger with the B and R cut out of Burger. I saw one years ago that was originally Love Your Plumber. The cut it and moved moved Love and Plumber around. gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free Hey Pete, the 70's called and they want their bumper back. Edited August 23, 2013 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The In And Out Burger with the B and R cut out of Burger. I saw one years ago that was originally Love Your Plumber. The cut it and moved moved Love and Plumber around. Hey Pete, the 70's called and they want their bumper back. reminds me of a funny exchange on the show Corner Gas- [Lacey notices that a windstorm has blown two letters off of her "CAFE" sign] Lacey Burrows: Where's my F 'n' E? Lady: [with her daughter] I think we'll eat somewhere else. Lacey Burrows: Oh, no. No, no, don't leave. I wasn't cursing. I was just talking about the... Lady: [leading daughter back to car] No. Lacey Burrows: Aw, sh - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 This isn't a bumper sticker, but it's along the same lines. I went to the deli today to get a sub for lunch. There was a Vietnam vet biker inside. Had a vest with some Vietnam-related verbiage, then I saw this one on his right upper chest area: "I'll Forgive Jane Fonda When the Jews Forgive Hitler." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 'In and Out uge' The In And Out Burger with the B and R cut out of Burger. I saw one years ago that was originally Love Your Plumber. The cut it and moved moved Love and Plumber around. Hey Pete, the 70's called and they want their bumper back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 'In and Out uge' (b)Urge®? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 When I first moved to the South I saw these beauts: "The more I learn about women, the more I love my truck." "Lee surrendered, but I didn't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 'In and Out uge' Sorry the second R. (b)Urge®? You didn't have to register it. It's not THAT good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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