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4 minutes ago, seannc said:

That's not my Achilles tendon! 

 

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

I give full props to Spencer Brown for having responded to coaching to knock that ***** off during games and focusing on kicking the snot out of people during plays instead. He's a mean SOB but I think he's a lot smarter than he gets credit for.

I believe me being a hockey fan loves enforcers like Brown.  Less whistles, let the Regulators run the game

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Posted
1 hour ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

I think from now on we view all announced 1-2 week injuries as circumcision related. 

Don’t you need pie to figure out a circumcision?

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said:

Might be a circumcision and they disguise it as a knee for privacy. Personally, I wouldn't want the headline 'Anderson out for two weeks due to circumcision' floating around. 

 

 

 

I came here from Facebook and this was the first thread I read. What I saw on Facebook is a friend of mine that sent me a reel, with this young blonde woman stating as fact, men have to visit the doctors office once a month to have their fore-skin trimmed. 

 

Oh the responses!!! 

 

"I let mine grow for a year, cut it off, made a wallet from it. Rub it, it becomes a suitcase for the holidays"

"In Canada, it just freezes off for the winter"

"I don't trim mine because it comes in handy as a sleeping bag when camping"

 

Etc...

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Posted
2 hours ago, EmotionallyUnstable said:

What kind of knee surgery are you back from in 1-2 weeks?

 

2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said:

Might be a circumcision and they disguise it as a knee for privacy. Personally, I wouldn't want the headline 'Anderson out for two weeks due to circumcision' floating around.

 

1 hour ago, SoonerBillsFan said:

Synvisc or monovisc would just be about 5 days to let it settle in. My bet is scar tissue or some chondromalcia (sp) that needed cleanup.  

 

1 hour ago, seannc said:

That's not my Achilles tendon! 

 

29 minutes ago, Walking Tall said:

1 to 2 weeks?

 

Probably a knee replacement. If it was me that’s how long it would be. Probably closer to the week mark.

 

I have it on good authority that it was a splenectomy.

 

p.s. -  you guys are slipping...

 

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Posted
56 minutes ago, chris heff said:

Don’t you need pie to figure out a circumcision?

 

Boy..this thread got cheeky fast 😀

Posted
1 hour ago, seannc said:

I should be so lucky that a circumcision would be mistaken for a knee procedure.

And it actually takes a longer recovery than 2 weeks, at least before any fun can be had.

 

Unfortunately,  I know. 🥺

Posted
3 hours ago, EmotionallyUnstable said:

What kind of knee surgery are you back from in 1-2 weeks?

A minor repair of the spleen cartilage in the knee quick fix lol 

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Posted
2 hours ago, SoonerBillsFan said:

Synvisc or monovisc would just be about 5 days to let it settle in. My bet is scar tissue or some chondromalcia (sp) that needed cleanup.  

I'd imagine they're looking to be cautious regardless and it was a simple procedure 

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Posted

players are dropping like pins in this camp.....All this means that more stuff on the shoulder of #17.   Go Bills !!!

Posted
5 hours ago, EmotionallyUnstable said:

What kind of knee surgery are you back from in 1-2 weeks?

Knee scope where they just clean it out.

4 hours ago, Ethan in Cleveland said:

Did Wilkins kiss his knee?

Could be that. Might as well get it replaced to avoid the possibility of STDs.

Posted
20 hours ago, Captain_Quint said:

Might be a circumcision and they disguise it as a knee for privacy. Personally, I wouldn't want the headline 'Anderson out for two weeks due to circumcision' floating around. 

 

 

 

 

Do you know through experience that this is the recovery time as an adult? 

Posted
4 hours ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

Do you know through experience that this is the recovery time as an adult? 

I'm a retired moyle, but yes. Everytime I've circumcised someone its taken two weeks. 

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