The NFL's one point play that isn't an XP.

[BobbyC81]

7 hours ago, US Egg said:

That I finally now know how to score a single point in football, thought I’d find the answer of another mystery that’s escaped me for too long.

 

You must show your work in long division.

 

(anyone remember that teacher rule?)

That’s nothing compared to the new math. They make the kids show work on like adding 11 to 12.

 

I guess since everyone can just use the calculator on their phone, they force them to understand the fundamentals.

 

 I’ve been able to add in my head since I was like 4.

[Augie]

7 hours ago, US Egg said:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves Town A at 5am traveling at 60 miles per hour. The second train leaves Town B at 7am traveling at 70 miles per hour. the distance between Town A and Town B is 455 miles.
 

What is the EXACT time that the collision will occur?

 

I would have done better on the SAT’s if they didn’t take place so early in the morning.  

 

The hangover didn’t help either. 

[The Firebaugh Kid]

Gotta be like 5,000,000 to 1. 

 

I didn't realize that if you block an XP and return it all the way that it's worth 2 points, not 1. 

Thanks for sharing. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

30 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

But Who's on first?

Exactly!

[Matt_In_NH]

8 hours ago, US Egg said:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves Town A at 5am traveling at 60 miles per hour. The second train leaves Town B at 7am traveling at 70 miles per hour. the distance between Town A and Town B is 455 miles.
 

What is the EXACT time that the collision will occur?

5PM cause its always 5 o'clock somewhere

[Fleezoid]

8 hours ago, US Egg said:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves Town A at 5am traveling at 60 miles per hour. The second train leaves Town B at 7am traveling at 70 miles per hour. the distance between Town A and Town B is 455 miles.
 

What is the EXACT time that the collision will occur?

 

Never. Both conductors realize they're going to collide and hit the brakes. 

[NI Bills Fan]

Unless we know the 40 time and the 3 cone time for these trains it's not even worth trying to calculate.

[Mat68]

We laugh now.  I have faith in the Browns or Jets to do the unthinkable.  And surrender a 1 point safety. 

[EasternOHBillsFan]

9 hours ago, US Egg said:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves Town A at 5am traveling at 60 miles per hour. The second train leaves Town B at 7am traveling at 70 miles per hour. the distance between Town A and Town B is 455 miles.
 

What is the EXACT time that the collision will occur?

 

 

[JP51]

10 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said:

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/yes-its-possible-to-score-only-one-point-in-an-nfl-game

 

The sequence that would need to occur is so unlikely that we may never see it happen.

Wow I love stuff like this, I did  not know.. 

[Captain Hindsight]

1 hour ago, Mat68 said:

We laugh now.  I have faith in the Browns or Jets to do the unthinkable.  And surrender a 1 point safety. 

Hardly unthinkable once you include those teams

[shane nelson]

Wow....we need training camp to start early this year 

[Doc Brown]

5 hours ago, stevewin said:

And the wind confusion coefficient

What's the weight of the passengers on the train?

[stevewin]

1 minute ago, Doc Brown said:

What's the weight of the passengers on the train?

And how much wind are they breaking

[EasternOHBillsFan]

3 hours ago, EasternOHBillsFan said:

 

 

 

For everyone who doesn't get this joke that may be younger LOL

 

 

[Don Otreply]

13 hours ago, MJS said:

Why do you need to know?

Photo op?

[US Egg]

19 minutes ago, Don Otreply said:

Photo op?

Cheese! 😁

[The Red King]

The Pats almost scored this on us one year.  No, I'm not being sarcastic...

 

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/patriots-bills-game-nearly-had-the-first-one-point-safety-in-nfl-history

[buffaloboyinATL]

On 6/6/2025 at 12:11 PM, Doc Brown said:

What's the weight of the passengers on the train?

African or European?

[Big Turk]

On 6/5/2025 at 11:55 PM, PromoTheRobot said:

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/yes-its-possible-to-score-only-one-point-in-an-nfl-game

 

The sequence that would need to occur is so unlikely that we may never see it happen.

 

Ironically the closest it's ever come to happening was during a Bills game