Top Ten Things Wrong with Josh Allen

[SoonerBillsFan]

  On 9/24/2024 at 1:57 PM, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

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LMAO, perfect.

  On 9/24/2024 at 2:12 PM, warrior9 said:

 

On top of this ... he was HAPPY on the sidelines?!?! I mean, come on. Josh has to get in his teammates faces more often. It seems like he doesn't take the game seriously. I saw him SMILE while he was on the field... this needs to be changed ASAP if we want to be taken seriously.

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Hey, Pegula said to cut that out, so...

[dorquemada]

he's failed to win over the glazing contingent of Cris Collinsworth and Nick Wright

[MarkyMannn]

Well on the same night he let a rookie have a better game completion %.  Hey you asked 😁

[Taro Nimbus]

  On 9/24/2024 at 4:32 PM, MarkyMannn said:

Well on the same night he let a rookie have a better game completion %.  Hey you asked 😁

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And that’s all the media is talking about today. 

[djp14150]

  On 9/24/2024 at 1:57 PM, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

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you forgot one…

 

he’s jealous of Trevor Lawrence now getting to grab Mitch Morse’s snapped ball

 

 

[LABILLBACKER]

  On 9/24/2024 at 2:03 PM, boco357 said:

17 is too big of a number for a QB.

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The 2 greatest athletes in sports today both wear 17.

[BuffaloBill]

  On 9/24/2024 at 2:02 PM, Bruffalo said:

Mitch Trubisky had to come in and finish the game for Allen. 

 

QB controversy in Buffalo?

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Yeah Trubisky should have been in to start the half.  That’s the controversy.  Josh needs to rest his left hand some more.

[MarkyMannn]

  On 9/24/2024 at 4:35 PM, Taro Nimbus said:

And that’s all the media is talking about today. 

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OMG both ESPN & NFLN opened this morning with Daniels as the lead story for like 10 minutes in

[Don Otreply]

  On 9/24/2024 at 3:15 PM, BuffaloBillies said:

He didn't wear this to the game...

 

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That almost out did Diggs pink bunny suit, 😂

  On 9/24/2024 at 4:17 PM, GASabresIUFan said:

Also his girlfriend isn't as rich or famous as Travis Kelce's

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But she is better looking, just sayin, 

[Alphadawg7]

He is too focused on Pistachios 

[Mark Vader]

  On 9/24/2024 at 9:09 PM, Alphadawg7 said:

He is too focused on Pistachios 

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Josh's Nuts

[transient]

CJ Stroud seems to be able to get Diggs the ball, and he nearly got 100 yards. Shakir only got 72 yards. Clearly it was Diggs who made Allen and not the other way around ~~checks Texans-Vikings score… 👀… frantically but unsuccessfully looks for strikethrough text option on phone~~ 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[TheBrownBear]

  On 9/24/2024 at 4:42 PM, LABILLBACKER said:

The 2 greatest athletes in sports today both wear 17.

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Shohei's a GOAT, but my Pads are coming for your Dodgers tonight.

[Virgil]

  On 9/24/2024 at 1:57 PM, Shaw66 said:

Based strictly on the Jaguars game, here are the top ten things wrong with Josh Allen. 

 

1.  His mustache

2. His passer rating wasn't perfect.

3. His indecision - all night long he was telling his backs and receivers presnap to line up here, no, over there, no, this way.

4. His sliding

5. His fear of jumping over people

6. He threw a ball way out of bounds.

7. He was 0-for-4 on standup touchdown passes, a little known but important stat.  All four receivers hit the ground after catching his TD pass.

8. No good screen passes

9. He upset team morale by letting one of his receivers be late

10. His hair

 

Other than that, he was pretty good. Overrated, but pretty good.

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You're convinced me.  Cut him. 

 

Bring back Peterman!!

[Whkfc]

We need to get this stuff figured out or it's gonna be a long season.

[Jon in Pasadena]

  On 9/24/2024 at 9:31 PM, Mark Vader said:

Josh's Nuts

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Deez nuts?

Doze nuts!

[Neo]

  On 9/24/2024 at 3:15 PM, BuffaloBillies said:

He didn't wear this to the game...

 

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There is no doubt Buffalo got the exact right guy ….

[Jon in Pasadena]

  On 9/24/2024 at 2:11 PM, Ethan in Cleveland said:

Fashion fail. No sequins on his glove. Michael Jackson would not approve

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Doesn't even paint his nails. Friggin' neanderthal.

[RyanC883]

  On 9/24/2024 at 3:15 PM, BuffaloBillies said:

He didn't wear this to the game...

 

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why did Burrow wear that.  And is his hair dyed?  

[Draconator]

  On 9/24/2024 at 9:09 PM, Alphadawg7 said:

He is too focused on Pistachios 

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But the Joshalicious Pistachio Ice Cream at Rosies in East Aurora is amazing!