muppy Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) WHOA!~! I saw the thread bumped this cat is coming HOME everybody! Its gonna happen. and once she does she gets a gentle spanking on the butt for making we all fret over her AND for sneaking out in the first place. Chloe you are soooo grounded. No more escaping the house for you Missy!!!...... 🙂 Chloe you were a naughty kitty. We will all be so relieved once you are back home. I bet youve had quite an adventure AND BEING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE IS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! m Edited August 29, 2022 by muppy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 14 hours ago, muppy said: WHOA!~! I saw the thread bumped this cat is coming HOME everybody! Its gonna happen. and once she does she gets a gentle spanking on the butt for making we all fret over her AND for sneaking out in the first place. Chloe you are soooo grounded. No more escaping the house for you Missy!!!...... 🙂 Chloe you were a naughty kitty. We will all be so relieved once you are back home. I bet youve had quite an adventure AND BEING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE IS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! m I told my broker that we saw her and she said, "That little *****!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 14 hours ago, muppy said: WHOA!~! I saw the thread bumped this cat is coming HOME everybody! Its gonna happen. and once she does she gets a gentle spanking on the butt for making we all fret over her AND for sneaking out in the first place. Chloe you are soooo grounded. No more escaping the house for you Missy!!!...... 🙂 Chloe you were a naughty kitty. We will all be so relieved once you are back home. I bet youve had quite an adventure AND BEING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE IS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! m So grounded 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Draconator said: I told my broker that we saw her and she said, "That little *****!" Well, is the little B**ch home yet? Hopefully that's a yes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Well, is the little B**ch home yet? Hopefully that's a yes? Nah. She's still galivanting about. My stepson is blaming my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Draconator said: Nah. She's still galivanting about. My stepson is blaming my dog. I kinda blamed your dog too. 😉 You said dog chased it. You said it's fine in house, but you're not Chloe! 😁😉 Oh... Is Chloe spayed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I kinda blamed your dog too. 😉 You said dog chased it. You said it's fine in house, but you're not Chloe! 😁😉 Oh... Is Chloe spayed? Yes. Chloe is spayed. Chloe sometimes chases Riley around the island. Riley sometimes chases Chloe. Then they can be sleeping on the same bed just inches from each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 So about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. My stepdaughter opens the door, and Chloe gives my stepdaughter a "sup", and walks right in like nothing happened! Little stinker!!! She ate a ton and is now hard asleep. 18 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Draconator said: So about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. My stepdaughter opens the door, and Chloe gives my stepdaughter a "sup", and walks right in like nothing happened! Little stinker!!! She ate a ton and is now hard asleep. Great news!! This has Disney movie written all over it. Or Hallmark Channel. Something like “Christmas Returns to Our House” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 8/28/2022 at 9:53 PM, Augie said: My son and wife have a labradoodle they got together. She had a cat when they met. The dog abuses the cat that I’ve seen only 2-3 times since they got the dog 4 years ago. The cat is now peeing all over their new furniture and bed, and they are expecting their first child in October. I know where a cat is available!!! (Dog guy here, I admit.) EDIT: New home for the cat is in the works. . Without adding that it's your son's wife, this is a very different read lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Draconator said: So about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. My stepdaughter opens the door, and Chloe gives my stepdaughter a "sup", and walks right in like nothing happened! Little stinker!!! She ate a ton and is now hard asleep. Outstanding! Very glad to hear that. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 23 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Great news!! This has Disney movie written all over it. Or Hallmark Channel. Something like “Christmas Returns to Our House” Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 Just now, Gugny said: Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” My wife and I came up with a new TV series out of this whole thing. "Real Cat Trappers of South Cheektowaga". (We did trap another cat. Luckily we found her owner and they are reunited.) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Draconator said: about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. WTF is someone up at 3:30 AM?? Did the cat ring the bell 🛎? 11 minutes ago, Gugny said: Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” The B-word is back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: WTF is someone up at 3:30 AM?? Did the cat ring the bell 🛎? My stepdaughter who is a night owl volunteered to take the night shift, and go out and check the traps before her bed time (3:30 - 4 am). When she was getting ready to go out to check, there was Chloe sitting right by the door. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BringBackFergy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 18 minutes ago, Gugny said: Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” Because the "Christmas" gift is twofold: Not only does Chloe the baby cat return, but Draconator (a widowed mechanic who works at Midas Muffler) finds love on Christmas Eve when he fixes the front struts on the Subaru of a VT poet who is visiting Cheektowaga for a book signing at the Galleria Mall. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Because the "Christmas" gift is twofold: Not only does Chloe the baby cat return, but Draconator (a widowed mechanic who works at Midas Muffler) finds love on Christmas Eve when he fixes the front struts on the Subaru of a VT poet who is visiting Cheektowaga for a book signing at the Galleria Mall. One problem there, it's owned by a lesbian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Just Jack said: One problem there, it's owned by a lesbian. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Just Jack said: One problem there, it's owned by a lesbian. I can watch 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 30 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Because the "Christmas" gift is twofold: Not only does Chloe the baby cat return, but Draconator (a widowed mechanic who works at Midas Muffler) finds love on Christmas Eve when he fixes the front struts on the Subaru of a VT poet who is visiting Cheektowaga for a book signing at the Galleria Mall. FFS, mechanic at Midas who also sells real estate and plays in a band. What is this, 'The Monkees'? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 36 minutes ago, Draconator said: I can watch Cuckonator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Step daughters and lesbians? Are we sure this isn't the penthouse forum? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 39 minutes ago, The Jokeman said: Step daughters and lesbians? Are we sure this isn't the penthouse forum? Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd have an experience worthy of writing in, but one day my cat went missing... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 congrats on the return!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCockSportif Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 This thread is what the internet is all about! Missing cat! Self found cat! Non sequiturs! Brightened my day. Thank you. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Chloe u little shyte **wags finger in her face*** u and me are gonna talk...... GF now that That is out of your system u best behave yerself and no more sneakin' around u dont want me up in your business. I dont like this furry family member going missing stuff Noooope *Pinky swears across the miles* "I wont do it again muppy I Promise." GOOD. Now that that's over....YAY!!~!~!~!!!!!! 🙂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd have an experience worthy of writing in, but one day my cat went missing... lmao **here kitty kitty kitty** 😛 Edited August 31, 2022 by muppy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 5 hours ago, muppy said: shyte Is that a Canadian spelling? cuz the Brits spell it shite 😝 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Great news 👍. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 12 hours ago, The Jokeman said: Step daughters and lesbians? Are we sure this isn't the penthouse forum? I was hesitant to say this at first, but I really do have a stepdaughter who is a proud lesbian. She's married to a fantastic woman, and the two of them, my wife and I have gone shopping at an Adam and Eve store before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 So cool - I was hoping. That is really great news.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Success said: So cool - I was hoping. That is really great news.... [I SOOOO desperately want to be a wise-ass here, but I will bite my tongue 😜😉] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: [I SOOOO desperately want to be a wise-ass here, but I will bite my tongue 😜😉] What's stopping you now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 14 minutes ago, Draconator said: What's stopping you now? Decorum! 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 But they're called kittens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Draconator said: I was hesitant to say this at first, but I really do have a stepdaughter who is a proud lesbian. She's married to a fantastic woman, and the two of them, my wife and I have gone shopping at an Adam and Eve store before. I was just having some fun. It's awesome you have a proud lesbian step daughter. Nobody should feel be shamed for their sexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, The Jokeman said: I was just having some fun. It's awesome you have a proud lesbian step daughter. Nobody should feel be shamed for their sexuality. Oh, I'm not ashamed, and neither is anyone else. And what you said is all good. No worries at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Glad she came back!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Beast said: Glad she came back!!! We are too! Trust me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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