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Back to Joe Biden.

 

SUPER GAFFE-O-MATIC ’76: 

 

 

Joe Biden is racking up Pinocchios briskly during the pandemic.

 

Biden has “collected a total of eleven Pinocchios from the Washington Post in just the past few weeks.

 

When it wasn’t Biden himself ‘misspeaking’ it was one of his aides.

 

And these were all completely avoidable errors on the part of Biden’s team.”

 
 
 
 
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"Joe Biden said he will wear a mask in public, drawing a contrast between President Donald Trump and himself amid the coronavirus pandemic."

 
"On Sunday, the former vice president and current de facto Democratic presidential nominee emphasized one phrase repeatedly: 'Follow the science.'"

Politico reports.

 
 
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4 hours ago, Tiberius said:

 

BTW, Reagan swapped prisoners, too. 


#whataboutism 

 

Go away you little hypocrite. 
 

And just an FYI. The reason I will berate you for this is because you’re the one who introduced me to the term. 

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13 hours ago, Teddy KGB said:

When’s the msm going to start talking about Tara Reade ? 

 


 Reade wrote that she quit working for Biden to pursue a vocation in the arts and because she loves "Russia with all my heart" and rejected "the reckless imperialism of America" and what she saw as an anti-Russian view on Capitol Hill. 

 

https://www.salon.com/2020/03/31/a-woman-accuses-joe-biden-of-sexual-assault-and-all-hell-breaks-loose-online-heres-what-we-know/

 

hmmm ,   not that I would vote for Biden , just thought that was a interesting thing for her to say 

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6 minutes ago, ALF said:

 


 Reade wrote that she quit working for Biden to pursue a vocation in the arts and because she loves "Russia with all my heart" and rejected "the reckless imperialism of America" and what she saw as an anti-Russian view on Capitol Hill. 

 

https://www.salon.com/2020/03/31/a-woman-accuses-joe-biden-of-sexual-assault-and-all-hell-breaks-loose-online-heres-what-we-know/

 

hmmm ,   not that I would vote for Biden , just thought that was a interesting thing for her to say 

Boy, Joe certainly must have injected her with some strange serum. He may be more culpable than previously known. 

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2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

Boy, Joe certainly must have injected her with some strange serum. He may be more culpable than previously known. 

 

Or maybe she just observed how Joe worked...

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14 hours ago, Teddy KGB said:

When’s the msm going to start talking about Tara Reade ? 

 

14 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said:


#twoweeks? 
 

haha! I crack myself up. The real answer is: never.

 

My suspicion is this story is being leaked from within the DNC in case they have to replace Biden

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JOE ROGAN: I’D VOTE FOR TRUMP OVER BIDEN, EVEN THOUGH I ENDORSED BERNIE IN THE PRIMARY. 

 

“I’d rather vote for Trump than [Biden]. I don’t think he can handle anything. You’re relying entirely on his cabinet. If you want to talk about an individual leader who can communicate, he can’t do that. And we don’t know what the ***** he’ll be like after a year in office. The pressure of being President of the United States is something than no one has ever prepared for.

 

The only one who seems to be fine with it is Trump, oddly enough. He doesn’t seem to be aging at all or in any sort of decline. Obama, almost immediately, started looking older. George W. [Bush], almost immediately, started looking older.”

 

 

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KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: 

 

Democrats Are Suddenly Fans of Due Process Now That Crazy Joe the Wonder Veep Has Been Accused. 

 

“One merely has to look at Biden’s history of creepy public touching to find any allegation against him worth looking into. But he gets a pass because he’s a Dem and they’re desperate to pretend he’s not all of the things that those of us who are sane can plainly see that he is: a drooling moron and a full-on creeper.”

 
 
 
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23 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the state of the Democratic Party in 21 seconds.

 

And these are the videos being released.  Imagine all the appearances Joe's making that never get published and the editing done to the recorded messages. 

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Biden will be tasked with showing TSA agents how to violate people's personal space and privacy in their daily groping of American citizens. He already has "dozens" of charts and infographics he began to hand out to TSA workers all across the country, creeping up on them and gingerly setting the files in their hands as he whispered his instructions in their ears.

 

"Based on Biden's skill getting inappropriately close to people and making unwanted physical advances, he is the perfect man for the job," Trump said. "We've had our differences in the past, but I'm glad Creepy Joe and I can work together on this one."

 

"He's a very good toucher, one of the best."

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35 minutes ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

Never sakes second fiddle. 

 

I'm not sure why the Dems are keeping him in this thing.

 

Every time he shows up on the TV, it's like reading a post from BIllztime or Q-tip; you know they're there, you can see they tried to type words, but all you see is spit up tapioca.

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1 minute ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

I'm not sure why the Dems are keeping him in this thing.

 

Every time he shows up on the TV, it's like reading a post from BIllztime or Q-tip; you know they're there, you can see they tried to type words, but all you see is spit up tapioca.

Well, as Joe himself says, "I'm in it until Johnson pulls the troops out of Vietnam". 

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1 minute ago, Chandemonium said:

It’s like if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys was running for president, only not funny.

 

What's funny is that the leftists who are melting down over every Trump sentence somehow think THIS GUY is the one they want running the country.

 

Joe can't run a freaking VCR at this point. Every time he comes up with something we should do about the Covid virus, it's something Trump already did two weeks ago.

 

 

 

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Just now, IDBillzFan said:

 

What's funny is that the leftists who are melting down over every Trump sentence somehow think THIS GUY is the one they want running the country.

 

Joe can't run a freaking VCR at this point. Every time he comes up with something we should do about the Covid virus, it's something Trump already did two weeks ago.

 

 

 

 

It's because those people making those arguments know Joe won't be running anything if he won. He'll be put in a closet and rolled out for photo-ops, but otherwise the country would be run by his shadow council of advisers who have the stink of Clinton/Obama/Bush all over them. 

 

This concept in itself is un-American. But that's never stopped prog-fascists from pining for prog-fascist things.

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49 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

What's funny is that the leftists who are melting down over every Trump sentence somehow think THIS GUY is the one they want running the country.

 

Joe can't run a freaking VCR at this point. Every time he comes up with something we should do about the Covid virus, it's something Trump already did two weeks ago.

 

 

 

 

...Jesus, cut him some slack...........he JUST mastered the victrola on Sunday........next up is "how to insert an 8 track tape"......THEN comes VCR.......SMH..........

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14 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

What's funny is that the leftists who are melting down over every Trump sentence somehow think THIS GUY is the one they want running the country.

 

Joe can't run a freaking VCR at this point. Every time he comes up with something we should do about the Covid virus, it's something Trump already did two weeks ago.

 

 

 

 

It's because of his stutter, you insensitive bastard!!

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So, with Bernie dropping out of the race, Joey-B is it. There is no floor fight, not last-minute savior swooping in. Joe Biden, a corrupt political with a cognitive disorder (most likely some form of dementia) is now going to be the Democratic candidate for President of the United States.

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