rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Brand new O lineman, Cole, Brown, and still the 9th pick, Breakout sophomore year. Almost summer time, And I learned one thing so far, He looks good in shorts. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigotz Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Josh Allen is tall. He can throw a football far. He looks great in shorts. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Our franchise QB Ready for another year jumpin over fools 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Allen has big hands You know darn well what that means Highly pleased girlfriend 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) Pre-draft: Poor base and footwork Scattershot accuracy But boy, what an armPre-injury: He is who we thought Looks like another Bills bust They picked the wrong JoshPost-injury: Wait just a minute Where was THIS Allen before?! We might have something Unbelievable He just made Kiko his B I T C H Wow, what an athleteNow: Sky-high potential Can't wait to watch him improve Is it week 1 yet? Edited April 9, 2019 by Logic 7 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Big arm strong and fast we got him some protection watch him throw touchdowns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Not sure how this works I have to wonder aloud Does Josh Allen have the CHROISE? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Got married last year, Yes divorce is expensive, Josh please marry me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 He makes Kiko Alonso want to tear his OWN head off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray808 Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 When I saw him play, I bought all his rookie cards, Buy house with profits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Use your big hands Josh, punch Kiko in his face then, eat some rettada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Why can't I haiku Why is this so very hard That is what she said 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Josh Josh, that Allen, To the Allen in me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Franchise quarterback? Josh confidently replies, "Challenge accepted." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) "Barr to sign with Jets" Will have to face Allen twice "Barr resigns with Vikes" Edited April 9, 2019 by 1ManRaid 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 There once was a kid from Firebox Whose private length shadowed most other coc... Wait, am I doing this right? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 No accuracy scream the folks from the local center for the blind 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Firebaugh Kid Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Soon we will forget The leap in Minnesota Playoffs here we come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JESSEFEFFER Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I had to look this up to make it legit: Perfect Sunday scenes Josh leads the red, white and blue All in victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Screw haiku. Limericks are better. With young quarterback Josh Allen There’s no way the Bills will be failin’ Wins will come easily With Brown and Cole Beasley A schedule of easy clear sailin’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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