BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 What hidden talent does the previous poster have? You can start with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Knows how to make getting around telling the truth to protect his clients. ? lips ? are sealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 Is a renowned tattoo artist who excels at characters from The Love Boat. Once inked Gopher on @ExiledInIllinois‘s left butt cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) Mentioned it in the Lasix thread..go look. Not Fergy, but @mead107 Edited March 3, 2019 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 Is able to put an entire turkey leg in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 It is a made up talent, but he often tries to play a not very successful party game he made up: I will smell your armpit and guess what you had for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Can identify every single member of the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC just by looking at their balloon knots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Has landed motion picture roles as the body double for Betty White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Can not name a single character in Futurama except Hypnotoad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 has made an art out of naked Twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Was a successful producer and director of several public service commercials for NBC until his abrupt termination due to his controversial production “strangers have the best candy.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 Has coached multiple runners up in the annual “Northeast Canine Lip Sync Extravaganza” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Has coached multiple runners up in the annual “Northeast Canine Lip Sync Extravaganza” Once defended a mule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Was the first man recognized for a full mint collection of beanie babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 First nipple judge to give the trophy to a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Able to see everything in tomorrow's newspaper 24-hrs in advance except for sports scores and Lotto numbers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Operated a private lessons only Sex Education course for young women from his van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: Operated a private lessons only Sex Education course for young women from his van. Has the unique ability to bring up something that happened to him back in '68 no matter the topic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Has the unique ability to bring up something that happened to him back in '68 no matter the topic. Has a business plan to open up several massage parlors in his area, staffed with retirees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Was a great moderator, even if nobody realized it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 ........excellent blumpkin skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Has a business plan to open up several massage parlors in his area, staffed with retirees. I’m in 18 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians School detective super star ⭐️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 makes one hell of a Stromboli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Has the fourth largest collection of potato chips that resemble all five members of Menudo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodHands15 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) ^Is actually a figment of his own imagination Edited March 3, 2019 by GoodHands15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Received his screen name from his old High School days when he would “warm up” the football players before games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Threw full beer cans at War Memorial Stadium -at the BILLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Sells pencils to blind people. #sad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 ^^ was rejected from the bachelor because he couldn’t take his blankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Ranked #1 in a recent Gallup survey of why women become lesbians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 ^^^ Sang the Star Spangled Banner at the 1997 UCF (United #### Fighting) Championship...hasn’t been asked back because he sang it to the melody of “Love Will Keep us Together”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Won the 2015 award for Most Imaginative Billing at Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, but came in second in 4 the last 5 years. (Kinda like the Bills, if we had just won ONE!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 as a kid, used to run around all the live long day singing, 'oh, i wish i were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, 'cause everyone would be in love with meeeeee' at the top of his lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Can get turned down anytime, anywhere by any woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 Has the uncanny ability to count out the exact number of pennies from his change purse while paying for his groceries. Those waiting behind him are in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 still exchanges Christmas cards with former client responsible for 75% of the 'no loitering' signs found on Chuck E. Cheeses' in greater North America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Can tell exactly how big your junk is just by listening to you pee in a urinal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Caint fix a dadgum thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Always sits up front next to the Uber driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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