GG Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: Ok I don't golf so can someone explain this to me. If Trump is really a 10 handicap but he's saying he's a 2.8 isn't he actually hurting his ability to win? In everyone's reality yes, but in Trump's reality bragging about his 2.8 handicap is worth much more than playing (especially when you cheat in the actual game) Edited April 2, 2019 by GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, GG said: In everyone's reality yes, but in Trump's reality bragging about his 2.8 handicap is worth much more than playing (especially when you cheat in the actual game) Ok but in that bit the guy said that Trump wants to win so badly he's fudging his handicap. So if he's lowering his handicap he's actually making it harder to win? I get the whole Trump ego thing to say he's a 2.8 handicap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Ok but in that bit the guy said that Trump wants to win so badly he's fudging his handicap. So if he's lowering his handicap he's actually making it harder to win? I get the whole Trump ego thing to say he's a 2.8 handicap. It's easier to win if you are really rich can afford a lot of golf balls to drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Ok but in that bit the guy said that Trump wants to win so badly he's fudging his handicap. So if he's lowering his handicap he's actually making it harder to win? I get the whole Trump ego thing to say he's a 2.8 handicap. So what you're saying is the media can't even properly get a true story about Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Ok but in that bit the guy said that Trump wants to win so badly he's fudging his handicap. So if he's lowering his handicap he's actually making it harder to win? I get the whole Trump ego thing to say he's a 2.8 handicap. If you want to use your handicap to win in a competitive round of golf, you don't use a low score. You inflate your score to get more strokes taken off your score at the end of the round. The few minutes I could stomach, the guy seemed to be arguing that Trump's cheating comes from posting his scores. If you're decent at golf and want to be rated, then every time you finish a round, there's a computer in the clubhouse where you can log in and enter your round for the day. If you only post your cherry-picked scores, you increase your handicap. I think that's what he's whining about. Interestingly, he says "Clinton cheated" because he would screw up a shot, but then drop a few balls to try the shot again. Unless you're in a tournament, that's not cheating because, as the guy said, Clinton always played his first shot. In other words, he didn't play the extra shots. He was just working out a kink in his swing. That's not, however, what Clinton and Obama were known for. They are both known for screwing up a shot, and then hitting extra shots until he got the one he wanted and then playing the better ball. THAT is cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 36 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: If you want to use your handicap to win in a competitive round of golf, you don't use a low score. You inflate your score to get more strokes taken off your score at the end of the round. The few minutes I could stomach, the guy seemed to be arguing that Trump's cheating comes from posting his scores. If you're decent at golf and want to be rated, then every time you finish a round, there's a computer in the clubhouse where you can log in and enter your round for the day. If you only post your cherry-picked scores, you increase your handicap. I think that's what he's whining about. Interestingly, he says "Clinton cheated" because he would screw up a shot, but then drop a few balls to try the shot again. Unless you're in a tournament, that's not cheating because, as the guy said, Clinton always played his first shot. In other words, he didn't play the extra shots. He was just working out a kink in his swing. That's not, however, what Clinton and Obama were known for. They are both known for screwing up a shot, and then hitting extra shots until he got the one he wanted and then playing the better ball. THAT is cheating. But thats how I play!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 not totally truthful about his golf handicap gee, that's rare.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, Bray Wyatt said: But thats how I play!!! When I was a kid, a buddy and I used to go to the bowling alley all the time. We'd each throw a couple of practice balls, but he wouldn't start the game until he got a strike. Then he'd be like "Okay, I got a strike. Your turn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, Bray Wyatt said: But thats how I play!!! My league golf partner's favorite club is his foot wedge. It's essentially a beer league so no one really cares. They actually appreciate it sometimes cus he'd never finish the hole without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: When I was a kid, a buddy and I used to go to the bowling alley all the time. We'd each throw a couple of practice balls, but he wouldn't start the game until he got a strike. Then he'd be like "Okay, I got a strike. Your turn." Bowling, is that a sport like curling, billiards and darts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Bowling, is that a sport like curling, billiards and darts? None of those are sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: None of those are sports. you come out and sweep for curling, that'll get yur heart abeatin like a jackrabbit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, GG said: So what you're saying is the media can't even properly get a true story about Trump. You seriously think I have any idea what I'm saying? I was confused BEFORE I read LA's post below yours. 24 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: When I was a kid, a buddy and I used to go to the bowling alley all the time. We'd each throw a couple of practice balls, but he wouldn't start the game until he got a strike. Then he'd be like "Okay, I got a strike. Your turn." Wait...I thought everyone did that. 3 minutes ago, row_33 said: you come out and sweep for curling, that'll get yur heart abeatin like a jackrabbit Did someone say “get your heart a beatin’ like a jackrabbit” regarding curling?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Wonder if CNN will report on Trump’s father being German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Wonder if CNN will report on Trump’s father being German. you know who else's father was German? well okay Austrian, but nobody expects too much accuracy from the MSM these days anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, /dev/null said: you know who else's father was German? Schicklgruber! Thread's Godwined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 17 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Schicklgruber! Thread's Godwined. Karl Marx? Is he a hero to American lefties still or too much trouble to bother reading these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 13 hours ago, Chef Jim said: You seriously think I have any idea what I'm saying? I was confused BEFORE I read LA's post below yours. Wait...I thought everyone did that. Did someone say “get your heart a beatin’ like a jackrabbit” regarding curling?? She looks enough like code name Ennifer that if Sage or Beerboy lurk in this thread their PTSD will kick in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 14 hours ago, LABillzFan said: When I was a kid, a buddy and I used to go to the bowling alley all the time. We'd each throw a couple of practice balls, but he wouldn't start the game until he got a strike. Then he'd be like "Okay, I got a strike. Your turn." I'd have shanked the mofo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Can there ever be a panel of 4 people that are more stupid than these clowns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 22 minutes ago, njbuff said: Can there ever be a panel of 4 people that are more stupid than these clowns? Sure. I volunteer to be on it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Hey! I want in on it too. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Nanker said: Hey! I want in on it too. Oh hell yeah. You're dumber than me! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, snafu said: Oh hell yeah. You're dumber than me! Who is the one with their arm stuck down a toilet? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Who is the one with their arm stuck down a toilet? Groundskeeper Willie, why? Maybe you should be on this panel, too! You're in. We need one more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, snafu said: Groundskeeper Willie, why? Maybe you should be on this panel, too! You're in. We need one more. Natural leader that I am, I'd have to be chairman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Natural leader that I am, I'd have to be chairman. You can spellcheck our communiques. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, snafu said: You can spellcheck our communiques. And ruin your self of steam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: And ruin your self of steam? 3rd, I volunteered to be on the "stupid" panel. My self of steam can't be ruined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Self of steam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, njbuff said: Self of steam? What, you don't know what that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said: What, you don't know what that is? Is it like......... full of hot air? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, njbuff said: Is it like......... full of hot air? ? There are several PPPisms that go back a few years here. Many of them come from a former poster at TBD who mangled the English language but did it without knowing any better. "Self of steam" was his way of saying self esteem. There are others, but what fun would it be to let you know what they are? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, 3rdnlng said: There are several PPPisms that go back a few years here. Many of them come from a former poster at TBD who mangled the English language but did it without knowing any better. "Self of steam" was his way of saying self esteem. There are others, but what fun would it be to let you know what they are? It is funny though............ self of steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 45 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: There are several PPPisms that go back a few years here. Many of them come from a former poster at TBD who mangled the English language but did it without knowing any better. "Self of steam" was his way of saying self esteem. There are others, but what fun would it be to let you know what they are? I assume that "self of steam" like "offense of line" comes from dictating into an iPhone and sending before proof-reading. I get that all time and make sure I correct it before sending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doc said: I assume that "self of steam" like "offense of line" comes from dictating into an iPhone and sending before proof-reading. I get that all time and make sure I correct it before sending. I forget the year self of steam happened, but I'm certain it was well before iphones/smart phones were as omnipresent as they are now. I want to say it was early 2000s, like 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 37 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: that's not a fair statement. CNN provided a steady stream of uncorroborated evidence and hearsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Doc said: I assume that "self of steam" like "offense of line" comes from dictating into an iPhone and sending before proof-reading. I get that all time and make sure I correct it before sending. No, the poster in question was just that stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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