CountDorkula Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Week 1 is here. lets have them! Bills come out a blaze Defense surprises the mass Baltimore goes down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Dareus is out. Puff puff the dank mary jane Defense lets us down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Gone to Baltimore to go against the Ravens: Bills, 40 to zip. Edited September 9, 2016 by The Big Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted September 9, 2016 Author Share Posted September 9, 2016 Dareus is out. Puff puff the dank mary jane Defense lets us down. For the more negative people (not syaing you). Defense still looks lost Tyrod vomits on himself Sigh, always next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Ravens wings are clipped Quoth the Ravens: No More! We tap at Pats' door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Season starts for us Snacks, beer, refs cheat us again Tired on Monday Edited September 9, 2016 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Piels are on sale now. The Bills are in Baltimore. Hope springs eternal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPicc2114 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Bills lead the whole game Ravens get a miracle Heartbreaker again -------------------------------- The Buffalo Bills Rebuilding since 2000 When is the next draft Edited September 9, 2016 by Mr. Negative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Ravens wings are clipped Quoth the Ravens: No More! We tap at Pats' door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Not Bills related but football season related (for week 1): School back in session Kids productively busy I’m very relieved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 They are flying rats Just a fancy name for crow Why is their poop white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Bills crush the Ravens Tyrod is victorious I want a Camry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bg17 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Baltimore has crabs Buffalo reefer madness When does hockey start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 There has got to be Something better to do than Watch this game Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Limericks are always better: The team we know as the Ravens Frantically search for safe havens I don't mean to be snide But there's no place to hide In a game produced by Wes Craven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Limericks are always better: The team we know as the Ravens Frantically search for safe havens I don't mean to be snide But there's no place to hide In a game produced by Wes Craven Nicely done. Would have been SOOOOO much better if Freddy was still on the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Don't quote the Ravens We'll come back from Bodymore Division Leaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Blue, and white, and red One more season, playoffs please Genesee Cream Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 depressing Jerry column win or lose !@#$ my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Nicely done. Would have been SOOOOO much better if Freddy was still on the team. Is that you, Fredo? Don't be afraid to come home. Neri wants to take you fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Limericks are always better: The team we know as the Ravens Frantically search for safe havens I don't mean to be snide But there's no place to hide In a game produced by Wes Craven </This is an automated response/}> Please stay on topic and refrain from poetry that does not follow the 5-7-5 structure. { Thank You .\> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 </This is an automated response/}> Please stay on topic and refrain from poetry that does not follow the 5-7-5 structure. { Thank You .\> Aye Captain Quint Why so anal retentive Must be bug up ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Limericks are always better: The team we know as the Ravens Frantically search for safe havens I don't mean to be snide But there's no place to hide In a game produced by Wes Craven From last season (still applies): A Buffalo Bills player named Williams And Williams, and Williams, and Williams All said to the other Don't sweat it, my brother Mediocrity will still make us millions. Edited September 9, 2016 by Rocky Landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) There has got to be Something better to do than Watch this game Sunday Enjoy watching Tim. He is your dream left fielder. E-J is not good. Edited September 9, 2016 by Seasons1992 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 From last season (still applies): A Buffalo Bills player named Williams And Williams, and Williams, and Williams All said to the other Don't sweat it, my brother Mediocrity will still make us millions. Oh Rocky Landing You did not get the memo Captain Quint objects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 There was a dumb team name the crows The city they come from it blows They gave us Tyrod To Sammy he'll nod Then watch as our offense just flows or As we go to the Maryland town In hopes that the season won't drown We have Rob, we have Rex That sure sounds like a hex Wherever you look there's a clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Oh Rocky Landing You did not get the memo Captain Quint objects Whoops! I'm so sorryIt will not happen again Genesee Cream Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Bills go to B'more To win a game of football Season starts 0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Bills go to B'more To win a game of football Season starts 0 1 Freddie is SO dead!Why so much pessimism? Genesee Cream Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Oh damn, a new year. Hopeless, but optimistic Please don't suck again Two Thousand Sixteen Another Stupid Slogan Same ****! No Playoffs Why Rex, Why Rob, Why? Too many Ryan's coaching. One more year of crap! Think Positive Please Suffering Forty Plus Years Bills Fan Needs Playoffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Freddie is SO dead! Why so much pessimism? Genesee Cream Ale The beer I first drank How sweetly it flowed down throat Genesee Cream Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) The beer I first drank How sweetly it flowed down throat Genesee Cream Ale Genessee Cream Ale May flow sweetly down the throat Not so outgoing. Edited September 9, 2016 by joesixpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 From last season (still applies): A Buffalo Bills player named Williams And Williams, and Williams, and Williams All said to the other Don't sweat it, my brother Mediocrity will still make us millions. Optimism reigns Then, reality appears Seventeen years, soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Optimism reigns Then, reality appears Seventeen years, soon. KD in CA We have ourselves a winner Best haiku all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 KD in CA We have ourselves a winner Best haiku all day NNN's crown champ New reality arrives Realists run and hide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 NNN's crown champ New reality arrives Realists run and hide OOOs try hard Can not break free from the past Can not count to five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Football and Crabcakes It is what Baltimore does Only one well though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Bills Football is Back! Where else would you rather be? We'll be 1 and 0 Ravens feeling good Rex and Tyrod Homecoming Nevermore blackbirds Edited September 9, 2016 by 26CornerBlitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Tyrod throws touch downTo open Sammy Watkinsfor the Game Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacarri and coke Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Opening day joy Like Christmas for a grown man Now make me proud Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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