Nanker Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Epic Incontinence on Display! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vorpma Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Making soccer moms everywhere proud, we promise to bring home another coveted "participant" trophy in 2016! Who's with me?! Too good! Girl Power, Chicken Wings, and a rush to .500! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsmovinup Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I can't believe I'm still employed. Sincerely Doug, Rex, and Russ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Only one year til next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 For Real!.....this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "Lower Expectations Means Less Disappointment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 This year will be different. Next year will be different. The year after next will be different. The next year after the next year will be different. The next year after the next year after the next year will be different. The next year after the next year after the next year after the next year will be different. The next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year will be different. The next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year will be different. The next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year will be different. The next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year after the next year will be different. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etcl..........................................................................................................................................................etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 We will get it right eventually CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 When in doubt keep doubting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Testing the blind squirrel theory for 16 years. This year we find that nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Buffalo Bills: Emotionally abusing you since 2000 CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamK Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Comfortably Numb...by week 14. Edited February 18, 2016 by AdamK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 GO BILLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 When in doubt keep doubting. I really like that. I'm gonna use that in conversation sometime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 What do we call the fans who are gullible? Our targeted market! Come to the freezing January games and expose your Dolly Parton man breasts to the rest of the fans. We guarantee you that it will be on youtube and sportscenter. Making us proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 So, were the "Talkin' Proud" and "One Buffalo" campaigns started by the Bills or the city? Where did you find that GIF? That was awesome! Was that Bacari Rambo taking out a teammate? I looked up Buffalo Juggernaut so he could have an avatar and found this gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) beer is free after halftime! I really like that. I'm gonna use that in conversation sometime soon. should be a T-shirt honestly ! some of JohnC's finest work GO BILLS! Too simple and easy to understand. try this on for size PROJECTILE VOMITING Without the surpriseBecause you know it's coming Edited February 18, 2016 by 3rdand12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Rex and Rob: A winning Bromance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 All is well, dance freely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) If you can't handle the losing just increase the boozing. The Bills are bringing a big load----it is full of shiiiit! Be adaptable----adjust to losing. Don't give up hope: If Seal can marry Heidi Klum the Bills can eventually win! Edited February 19, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 2016 Bills, We Gotta Be Due, I Mean, Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 For the ticket department, here's one "2016 Season Tickets, the perfect gift...... ....for reselling to opposing fans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 ASK US ABOUT OUR EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 2016 Buffalo Bills: You! CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) We are on the right path. It is the only one we know. Note: Due to numerous complaints that this franchise stinks we have come up with a remedy. Fans will be required to bathe before entering the stadium. We will continue to be responsive to our very valued fans. Edited February 19, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cson76 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Come for Deadspin, stay for the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 We haven't been to the playoffs since Clinton was president. Oh, hey, wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Buffalo Bills: Free blood pressue meds for all fans CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) "We GUARANTEE you will see the winner of the AFC East once this year!"*** ***but if it snows, you might have to drive to Detroit Edited February 19, 2016 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 The 2016 Buffalo Bills: Winning isn't everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 "Playoffs Please" - I nominate you for the be thread of the month. This one has kept me laughing all month. Thanks for posting bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Defense Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Catch the Craziness while you can: Rex Ryan's last (half) year as a head coach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Buy your tickets now to catch the best vaudveille act in the NFL, The best circus in town is at the Ralph. No elephants and horses but plenty of clowns and horse manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cheesenacho Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Don't Billieve the Hype 8-8 Never Hurt Anyone Do you even really care if we win anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Our coaches are heavyweights. The lightweights are on the other side of the field. You can tell by the tilt of the field. Our HC is so smart that he out-thinks himself! Our HC may not perform well on the field but in the interview room he is masterful! Our HC believes that acting cool is better than acting smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 "We GUARANTEE you will see the winner of the AFC East once this year!"*** ***but if it snows, you might have to drive to Detroit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) Excuses are for losers. Although the schedule is unfair; bad refereeing; injuries; players not receptive to brilliant coaching; grounds keepers doing a poor job; the wind affects our passes more; headphones don't work properly; second-rate announcers hurt us; the chain crew doesn't stretch the chains for the other team; the chain crew uses more links when we are being measured; the downs keeper can't count to four; half-times are too long for Wall of Fame ceremonies; pre-game meals are inadequate and the gatorade drink on our sideline is more stale than on the opposing sideline. We were on the road to success until we faced a generation of detour signs. Invest in season tickets. Steeler fans are willing to pay a premium. Stop complaining about the mounting losses-----our tickets are the cheapest in the league. If you want hope you are sitting in the wrong arena. Become a Sabre fan. Futility can be fun if you are stupendously stupid. Our marketing department has come up with a novel idea for halftime entertainment. We will have an all female naked marching band. Due to costs we will be using stout senior farmer girls whose worn out sagging breasts will gloriously be flapping in the wind. This should make your halftime meal very appetizing. . Edited February 20, 2016 by JohnC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 If you are resilient humiliation can be tolerated. Don't be so negative you whining and groveling sissies. Just toughen up! You've only been humiliated for a generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloFan68 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Here we go again, to the theme of the Whitesnake song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 If you can't handle the losing just increase the boozing. (...) Don't give up hope: If Seal can marry Heidi Klum the Bills can eventually win! These are great. How about "Take heart, Brady can't last forever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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