metzelaars_lives Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) I really wish Sullivan could see this and understand how he is perceived by the fans. It's one thing to be objective and tell it like it is but he is so far beyond that. It's blatantly obvious that he thrives on negativity. He just comes off as such a jerk. And the funny thing is, Bucky Gleason totally sweats him and wants so very badly to become the a**hole heir apparent. Edited February 5, 2016 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Billieve Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Bills break the bank and squeak out costly win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormin Norman Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Planned Parade Route Disses Minority Businesses" "Pegula Answers Jim Nantz Post-Game Questions, still Ducks the News" "Success-Driven Ticket Hikes Certain to Put Franchise Viability in Doubt" "Dubious Roster Signings Likely to Accelerate Downward Spiral." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Half-Time Performance Salvages an Otherwise Uneventful Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Half-Time Performance Salvages an Otherwise Uneventful Day My vote for best so far!!! Kudos!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Press Box Spread Leaves Much To Be Desired; Bills Win" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Opponent Demonstrates Class and Grace in Defeat Unlike Embarrassing Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Yankees Pitchers and Catchers Report to Camp in Two Weeks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 This thread may be one of the board's best works this offseason. Keep it up guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "I lost my anti-depressants. Help me find them before the Bills win another Super Bowl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talley56 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "After 56 years of failure Bills finally win it all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "<QB> Named Superbowl MVP, May Not Be Long-Term Answer for Bills." "Defense Redeems Itself In Superbowl Victory While Offense Falls Flat Again." "Ailing Bills Get By in Superbowl Win." "In Superbowl Victory, Bills Still Have No Answers At QB." "Grim Reminders of Bills' Past in Superbowl Win." "Bills Win Superbowl; Pegulas Ponder Changes to Operation." "Bills Win Superbowl, But Don't Get Too Excited." "Feel Free To Enjoy A Nice Swig of Kool-Aid, Bills Fans." "A Great Sports Day? By Whose Measure?" Most of those are actual Jerry Sullivan headlines, slightly modified. Except the last two. I didn't need to modify those at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Victory Doesn't Excuse Poor Coaching, Sloppy Play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) Botched Call Ruins Fairy Tale Finish What I Watched Instead of the Super Bowl 20 Reasons Why Baghdad Will Host a Super Bowl Before Buffalo Super Bowl Parade a Black Eye for Buffalo Cleveland Deserved It More Bisons May Have What It Takes Why I Hate Puppies and Sunshine and Children's Laughter Edited February 5, 2016 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Billieve Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Every Sully post or tweet elicits threads from TBD in outrage. Now there is a post dreaming about what he might say if the Bills win a championship. Yeah, I'd say he pretty much owns the fans. They appear to hang on his every word. I think this thread came into existence because he embarrassed himself with the national media, getting owned by Cam in the process, not because of anything he actually wrote or tweeted. Are we just not suppose to notice when he runs around acting like a giant DB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 Bills take home the Lombardi, but there were no winners on Sunday Night I love this This thread may be one of the board's best works this offseason. Keep it up guys! Thanks! "Winning the Super Bowl doesnt make you a winner" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Will game result be overturned because of Watkins' hair length? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Fluke Victory Eases Pain of Prior Losses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 History books will be unkind to this "victory" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 "No one outside of Buffalo will remember this come next season" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Superbowl win doesn't absolve Whaley's drafting of EJ. NFC Champ plagued by injuries comes up short in big game. Whaley moving on after win in season finale. Pegulas should move team to San Antonio now. Rain, not snow, predicted for downtown SB parade. Players show lack of class by dumping Gatorade on Head Coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 This is a quintessential Bills fan thread. It involves pretending the Bills won. And it involves criticizing someone for a fake headline for the fake win because you hate the fact that he has often been right in the past, while the average board poster has been wrong. I don't hate that he's often been right. I really don't read him enough to know his career track record of being right, though I suspect he's right less than other sportswriters. I just don't like his whiny negativism. Sully is not a guy I'd want as a friend or neighbor. He strikes me as the kind of person who'd complain about the clouds on the sunniest day. That's what makes this thread funny - because there's a core of truth in all this. The quintessential Bills fan is pro-Buffalo and pro-Bills. I'm not sure Sully is either which is why he tends not be favored by us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Outlook gloomy as 8 players are injured trying to lift Rob Ryan to their shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingant Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Taylor Swift halftime show more exciting than game" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Dareus's big sack late doesnt make Whaley right" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Someone needs to e-mail Sully this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Local Reporter's Constructive Criticism Directly Responsible for Super Bowl Victory". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Late Collapse Nearly Costs Bills Title" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Bills Finally Win: Positional Needs in the Off-season" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalonian Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) "Jills' Lawsuit Gathers Steam" Edited February 5, 2016 by buffalonian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Replay shows Carpenter was in the crease on winning field goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Go... "Bills win SB but were not the better team" CBF "Bills looked sloppy in SB win, won't be remembered as a very good team" Written and published in a 3rd rate hack blog site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "<QB> Named Superbowl MVP, May Not Be Long-Term Answer for Bills." "Defense Redeems Itself In Superbowl Victory While Offense Falls Flat Again." "Ailing Bills Get By in Superbowl Win." "In Superbowl Victory, Bills Still Have No Answers At QB." "Grim Reminders of Bills' Past in Superbowl Win." "Bills Win Superbowl; Pegulas Ponder Changes to Operation." "Bills Win Superbowl, But Don't Get Too Excited." "Feel Free To Enjoy A Nice Swig of Kool-Aid, Bills Fans." "A Great Sports Day? By Whose Measure?" Most of those are actual Jerry Sullivan headlines, slightly modified. Except the last two. I didn't need to modify those at all. I enjoyed this. Good idea to use Sully's actual article titles to make fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Look for Bills to go from first to worst next season after SB win" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Trading of Matt Cassel proves costly in Bill's SB win" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Buffalo, bet you cant do that again" "Bills top all time list of undeserving teams that have won a championship" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Is "insert QB here" the least deserving MVP off all time?" Despite 7 TDs and 850 yards passing is "insert QB here" able to throw from the pocket? This game proves nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofton80 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Victory drives up franchise value. Move to Toronto looms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Super Bowl Exposes Glaring Weaknesses; Patriots Still Class of the Division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Lobsters Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Opponents lose SB to a dysfunctional Bills team." The article is written in poop on the wall of Sully's anger room. Why I Hate Puppies and Sunshine and Children's Laughter I spit water all over my monitor when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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