Shoto Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Billy the Buffalo must die! Since he has been our Mascot,(2000) the Bills have never made the playoffs. He is the main reason for our playoff drought. I say we bring him out to midfield of opening day and eviscerate his stuffing, time for a fresh star a Playoff Run and new a Mascot. I'm just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joaquin1119 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 i would never thought that someone would wake up and blame the mascot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I'm going to go ahead and agree with this notion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Number 76 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Kill it. Kill it with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatloaf Sandwich Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Now we kind of have to get rid of him... Just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uticaclub Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) Let's sacrifice him pre game. Dismembered him and put his head on a stick. Then do the same to Brady and Belicheat Edited July 21, 2013 by uticaclub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Never did like Billy the Buffalo. Kill him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Mascots are people too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory Bound Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Someone FINALLY figured out what our problem is...kudos to Shoto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 We need a white Billy Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I think we should have him run along side a train and pay a sharpshooter to shoot him from the train, and then leave his corpse rotting in the sun. If other teams think we're crazy, it might give us an edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bob Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Billy the Buffalo? Please. The Flutie Curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I think we should have him run along side a train and pay a sharpshooter to shoot him from the train, and then leave his corpse rotting in the sun. If other teams think we're crazy, it might give us an edge. Where is my Sharps Rifle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigorish13 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Finally this forum is making sense again. Offseason is over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory Bound Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Billy the Buffalo? Please. The Flutie Curse. Are you suggesting Flutie must die too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 C'mon guys, it's hard to be a mascot in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdborn Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I have to agree. Makes perfect sense. Why the !@#$ is he blue anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I think we should have him run along side a train and pay a sharpshooter to shoot him from the train, and then leave his corpse rotting in the sun. If other teams think we're crazy, it might give us an edge. Old school. I like it. the Buffalo had it coming. crazy ? Oh yes indeedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I hear Buffalo Bob was born in 2000 too. Kill him as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Buffalo burgers for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Ramius thinks I caused the drought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I always laugh when I see that stupid thing giving high fives and running out of the tunnel with the players before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddenboy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I'm in. Anybody have Aaron Hernandez's cell phone number handy? I think he just wants to "kick it" with Billy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 A white Billy Buffalo? That's the kind of thinking we've been trying to erase for lo these many years. I pray Rev. Al Dullton doesn't latch onto this cry for color change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Moses Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 We should bring Jimbo out to hit Billy with a flame thrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MClem06 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 When was Jerry Sullivan Hired to write columns on the Bills? That might be the curse as well, too much negativity in the Buffalo News. I suggest they demote Sullivan and make him write obituaries then bring in someone who actually has an optimistic view about our Bills. I've always thought Chris Brown does such a great job. I see an article by Sully and i don't even bother reading it since he's such a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Billy Buffalo Bio: Born: Sept 3, 2000 Home Town: Orchard Park College: Bovine University Height: 8 ft Weight: unknown 40 yard dash time: faster than Rich Eisen Uniform number: BB Favorite Colors: Red, White, and Blue Favorite Foods: Fruits, vegetables, buffalo chicken wings, Gatorade, and ice cold milk! Favorite Songs: “The Shout Song”, “Talkin’ Proud”, "Red, White and Blue" Favorite Movies: “NFL Archives: Buffalo Bills vs. Houston Oilers 1993 AFC Playoffs”, “NFL: History of the Buffalo Bills” Hobbies: Playing 60 minutes a day, signing autographs, taking photos, and visiting Bills fans all over Western New York Goals: To make Mom proud and support the Buffalo Bills all the way to the Super Bowl! Twitter Followers: 214 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickedface Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 i've been saying that i need a blue fur jacket for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburnbillsbacker Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I still remember his debut. Billy came out before the the kickoff to open the season and beat up the Titans' mascot. We beat the Titans that and it looked like Wade would lead the Bills to their 3rd consecutive playoff appearance. I agree, it is Billy's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganesh Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Billy the Buffalo? Please. The Flutie Curse. Or moving the training camp to Picturesque St. Johns!!! And finally::: Just a stinking FRONT OFFICE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Is anyone willing to admit to being one of the 214 twitter followers of Billy? I'm a huge fan of the team, but I would pass on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstealer Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 We need a white Billy Buffalo. You mean a Great White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Run him out of town!! I've got a few extra pitch forks and torches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick the Greek Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Bison burgers anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle flap Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 We need a white Billy Buffalo. This should be the new mascot: Born from the ashes of a franchise that's burned itself to the ground, like the phoenix, BUFFALO WILL RISE AGAIN! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/royal-gorge-white-buffalo_n_3460392.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Why can't he spend his days with say, Sexual Harrassment Panda, McDonald's Grimace, Smiths Chips Gobbledock and other retired mascots? Why death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Are you suggesting Flutie must die too? No, but the fight between Flutie and Johnson was never settled. I think they should both enter the squared circle on the 50 yard line and with "Mean Gene Okerland" as referee, should have a cage match until there is a clear winner. RJ can use wet noodles as a weapon and Flutie could use Flutie Flakes. The curse would then be removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganesh Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Why can't he spend his days with say, Sexual Harrassment Panda, McDonald's Grimace, Smiths Chips Gobbledock and other retired mascots? Why death? Or have a go with the Steeler Mascot who was caught for selling drugs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Wow...and to think I thought it was pisz poor hiring of coaches and admin staff, lousy drafts, poor free agency signings, and failure to keep quality players. I like this theory so much better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Can you guys stop talking about killing people? to end the curse. I think the NSA is going to start reading this stuff. Then where will we be?........ in the crosshairs of a drone, that's where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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