BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 First, mods feel free to move. I was listening to Barstool Podcast 'Macrodose', with PFT and Arian Foster (dudes really fun on this show), and they had a stupid but fun hypothetical scenario. Something a little different than the same players we've been talking about for 2mos now.... You have to pick one football player, to clone 11xs, in an attempt to make the best offense or defense. So if you pick Josh Allen. Josh is your QB/WR /OL/ TE etc etc. The player is in his prime, and going against a real NFL team, let's say the 2021 Detroit Lions. My fav answer was Aaron Donald x11 on offense. The argument was the HB Gut straight up the middle every play. Fun to picture and A.D was a damn good HS R.B. Other popular answers were Adrian Peterson, Deebo Samuel, George Kittle, Kyle Pitts (weakest one imo). Popular answers on defense were Lawrence Taylor. Sean Taylor. Tyrann Mathieu (11 blitzing Honey Badgers). Ronnie Lott. Troy Palomaulu. Who you guys picking? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManRaid Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: First, mods feel free to move. I was listening to Barstool Podcast 'Macrodose', with PFT and Arian Foster (dudes really fun on this show), and they had a stupid but fun hypothetical scenario. Something a little different than the same players we've been talking about for 2mos now.... You have to pick one football player, to clone 11xs, in an attempt to make the best offense or defense. So if you pick Josh Allen. Josh is your QB/WR /OL/ TE etc etc. The player is in his prime, and going against a real NFL team, let's say the 2021 Detroit Lions. My fav answer was Aaron Donald x11 on offense. The argument was the HB Gut straight up the middle every play. Fun to picture and A.D was a damn good HS R.B. Other popular answers were Adrian Peterson, Deebo Samuel, George Kittle, Kyle Pitts (weakest one imo). Popular answers on defense were Lawrence Taylor. Sean Taylor. Tyrann Mathieu (11 blitzing Honey Badgers). Ronnie Lott. Troy Palomaulu. Who you guys picking? If you have to start with that line, you know it's not in the right place lol. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibum Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) It's hard to argue with Josh Allen on offense. Maybe Jerome Bettis, but not sure how good his arm is. On defense, I'm going with Ray Lewis. Edited April 26, 2022 by skibum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) Bruce Smith. I’d hate to be the team that would have to have to block 5 Bruce Smiths let alone just 1. He was fast enough 4.8 , that he could probably cover long enough while the other 5 Bruce Smith’s got home. Edited April 26, 2022 by IronMaidenBills 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I don't know exactly how it would end up looking, but I think 11 Lamar Jacksons on offense would be a hell of a thing to watch. Ditto 11 prime Rob Gronkowskis. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 Just now, IronMaidenBills said: Bruce Smith. I’d hate the team that would have to have to block 5 Bruce Smiths let alone just 1. He was fast enough 4.8 , that he could probably cover long enough while the other 5 Bruce Smith’s got home. Literal nightmare fuel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen2D̶i̶g̶g̶s̶TBD Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 11 Star Lotulelei's on Defense 11 Cody Fords on Offense 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: Literal nightmare fuel People would love to say things like Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson, but I find it insanely laughable watching Josh Allen trying to block 5 Bruce Smiths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 Just now, IronMaidenBills said: People would love to say things like Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson, but I find it insanely laughable watching Josh Allen trying to block 5 Bruce Smiths. Josh Allen bubble screen yo! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Bo Jackson Deion Sanders 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantha Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Defense: Bruce Smith Offense: LaDanian Tomlinson (also threw for a number of TDs....). 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: Literal nightmare fuel There is Baaaaaad things man, and then there is Holy **** omg it hurts, make it stop man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billzgobowlin Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Legit for Bills I would do 11 Dawson Knox. Can block, pass, run and catch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantha Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Another "painful" defense option (second to Bruce....) is Lawrence Taylor. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Jim Brown on offense LT on defense 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 12 minutes ago, Allen2Diggs said: 11 Star Lotulelei's on Defense 11 Cody Fords on Offense 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Yantha said: Defense: Bruce Smith Offense: LaDanian Tomlinson (also threw for a number of TDs....). I like this one! OL would be trash, but he can throw, catch and obv run the ball. Definitely in my top 3 fav non Bills all time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Smith Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 11 D. Sanders 11 B. Sanders Let's go! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 So, like, does 11 Josh Allen’s play 11 other Josh Allen’s or Aaron Donald’s? Or do they just play the normal Ravens or whatever? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Billzgobowlin said: Legit for Bills I would do 11 Dawson Knox. Can block, pass, run and catch Was Knox a HS QB too? I feel like that was one of the (many) reasons he was considered raw coming outta the draft 1 minute ago, Mango said: So, like, does 11 Josh Allen’s play 11 other Josh Allen’s or Aaron Donald’s? Or do they just play the normal Ravens or whatever? Theyre playing the 2021 Detroit Lions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantha Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Wiz said: I like this but how about: Offense: EJ Manuel Defense: Aaron Maybin 4 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: I like this one! OL would be trash, but he can throw, catch and obv run the ball. Definitely in my top 3 fav non Bills all time! Plus he played with Flutie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, Clyde Smith said: 11 D. Sanders 11 B. Sanders Let's go! Who's going to tackle? 😆😆😆 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: Was Knox a HS QB too? I feel like that was one of the (many) reasons he was considered raw coming outta the draft Theyre playing the 2021 Detroit Lions OK, who has the strongest (girthiest?) knees in the league? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mango said: So, like, does 11 Josh Allen’s play 11 other Josh Allen’s or Aaron Donald’s? Or do they just play the normal Ravens or whatever? I’m assuming the player that is clone has to play both defense and offense for said team against another clone player that has to play both defense and offense. I’m still going with Bruce Smith. He is big enough to play o-line and big enough and fast enough to where he could run with the ball. I’m sure he could throw in the event he had to. There is no way a team full of only Josh Allens could block long enough to score against Team Smith. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand J Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 11 Jevon Kearses on defense would be hell. Dude was an athletic freak in every sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, JayBaller10 said: 11 Jevon Kearses on defense would be hell. Dude was an athletic freak in every sense. More than 11 Bruce Smiths though? Teams hated playing against 1 Bruce Smith. Imagine if they had to face 5 rushing Smiths!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand J Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Just now, IronMaidenBills said: More than 11 Bruce Smiths though? Teams hated playing against 1 Bruce Smith. Imagine if they had to face 5 rushing Smiths!! Bruce was better on the DL, no doubt, but if you need 11 of them, I think Kearse would hold up much better in the back 7. He probably could’ve played safety! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I vote Tom Brady, for offense and defense. I just want to see him get a whuppin’ and the tar beat out of him! It might look like slow motion football, but how fun would it be be see a team of Aaron Donald’s pounding it up the gut against 11 Brady’s? I’d tune in!!! Ratings thru the roof for THAT! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 25 minutes ago, Yantha said: Defense: Bruce Smith Offense: LaDanian Tomlinson (also threw for a number of TDs....). Be good until you got to a Championship game and then your whole offense would sit on the sideline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, JayBaller10 said: Bruce was better on the DL, no doubt, but if you need 11 of them, I think Kearse would hold up much better in the back 7. He probably could’ve played safety! Bruce ran a 4.8 . You have a minimum of 4 Bruces rushing against other cloned teams that likely aren’t putting up an o-linemen. I will take my chance with Smith covering long enough to reach the QB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 Just now, Augie said: I vote Tom Brady, for offense and defense. I just want to see him get a whuppin’ and the tar beat out of him! It might look like slow motion football, but how fun would it be be see a team of Aaron Donald’s pounding it up the gut against 11 Brady’s? I’d tune in!!! Ratings thru the roof for THAT! I'd rather see 11 LTaylors against Brady. I'm thinking of a certain Theismann play 🏥 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 29 minutes ago, mrags said: Bo Jackson I think this is the right answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEpsYtown Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Gotta be Breece Hall no? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, MrEpsYtown said: Gotta be Breece Hall no? Only the rd2 version, cause the first round version is no good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I’d go with the Josh Allen’s on O. The Loraxes on D 😳 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand J Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, IronMaidenBills said: Bruce ran a 4.8 . You have a minimum of 4 Bruces rushing against other cloned teams that likely aren’t putting up an o-linemen. I will take my chance with Smith covering long enough to reach the QB. Oh, I thought the 11 cloned players would go against a real team? My thought in choosing Kearse is that he was basically a bigger Von Miller and could’ve been an all time great if injuries hadn’t derailed his career. But then again, when you’re that big and that athletic, perhaps injuries are inevitable. I think Bo Jackson ran into a freak injury because he was too athletic for his own body. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, JayBaller10 said: Oh, I thought the 11 cloned players would go against a real team? My thought in choosing Kearse is that he was basically a bigger Von Miller and could’ve been an all time great if injuries hadn’t derailed his career. But then again, when you’re that big and that athletic, perhaps injuries are inevitable. I think Bo Jackson ran into a freak injury because he was too athletic for his own body. I mean, maybe I’m misunderstanding the scenario. But I was under the impression it was one cloned players team vs another cloned players team. Basically 22 vs 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltonWaddams Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Offense: Derrick Henry. You know he can run, he's big and strong enough to block and who gives a damn if he can throw, cause they won't stop his running. Defense: Lawrence Taylor. Fast, strong, scary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelius Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 41 minutes ago, transient said: Jim Brown on offense LT on defense Jim Brown every day of the week on offense. The guy could do everything. As much as I like LT, he’d suck in coverage. Ray Lewis on defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Smith Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 42 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: Who's going to tackle? 😆😆😆 Barry can do both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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