BringBackFergy Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Discuss 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys. I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. what day is this? I love good meat. I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat. I think mead has become a nut case. one fish ? two fish ? three ? I like boats I like my neighbors I just love love ? everyone I need to turn a new leaf I turned one over last month it was in the driveway can you eat mice? can you eat chipmunks? how about the redheaded woodpecker? I had a huge pork chop tonight head back to New York tomorrow. Anyone need any patriots clothing ? if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. see you all next football ? season 2021. love you ? all 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 Yep 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 23 minutes ago, mead107 said: Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys. I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. what day is this? I love good meat. I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat. I think mead has become a nut case. one fish ? two fish ? three ? I like boats I like my neighbors I just love love ? everyone I need to turn a new leaf I turned one over last month it was in the driveway can you eat mice? can you eat chipmunks? how about the redheaded woodpecker? I had a huge pork chop tonight head back to New York tomorrow. Anyone need any patriots clothing ? if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. see you all next football ? season 2021. love you ? all Retirement is a mixed bag. It takes some getting used to. Go Bills! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Augie said: Retirement is a mixed bag. It takes some getting used to. Go Bills! In in a position (fortunate or unfortunate?) where I expect to have to work til I drop. I guess the answer to whether it is fortunate or unfortunate depends on how long I live. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I like the double entendres. Keep up the good work Mead.. Stuff like: Do you mow your neighbor's lawn? Did you have an Erector Set and did it have erection drawings: 3 minutes ago, Augie said: My wife will retire some day, but only when she finds her “retirement job”. She wants to run a foundation, an admirable endeavor. She thinks she’s too far out of that world now, I disagree. I just want my old job back, before we moved from Florida. It’s not transferable, so I just find ways to spend my day. I wish I were more desirable in the market place. Where are you? In Nashville area? You can always be a lock operator. Push those buttons till you're 95! It's like kindergarten, get cookies ? and milk ? ? and a nap too! Shhhh, just don't tell @BringBackFergy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) It's like watching really bad stand-up comedy. They think they're funny. Someone told them they were funny. But they suck. Edited June 16, 2020 by Gugny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Stuck up ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 ^^^ Shallow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I enjoy you Mead. Don’t let these prick bags give you ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) Losing it implies that he, at one point, HAD it. On that point, we cannot accept the premise of the question. ? Edited June 16, 2020 by UConn James 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, mead107 said: Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys. I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. what day is this? I love good meat. I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat. I think mead has become a nut case. one fish ? two fish ? three ? I like boats I like my neighbors I just love love ? everyone I need to turn a new leaf I turned one over last month it was in the driveway can you eat mice? can you eat chipmunks? how about the redheaded woodpecker? I had a huge pork chop tonight head back to New York tomorrow. Anyone need any patriots clothing ? if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. see you all next football ? season 2021. love you ? all You forgot...""it's wine ? time" ? Edited June 16, 2020 by CowgirlsFan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 We might need a pole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: We might need a pole. I’m thinking it needs to be at least six feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) 49 minutes ago, UConn James said: Losing it implies that he, at one point, HAD it. On that point, we cannot accept the premise of the question. ? I considered posting this very thought. But based on Mead's response, I thought it was a bit too harsh. Still, good line. 7 minutes ago, Augie said: I’m thinking it needs to be at least six feet. Isn't the standard length for figurative poles TEN feet? (And, yes, I get the six feet reference.) Aside: I worked at Channel 5 in Boston in the 80's. Their slogan was "We give a 105%". It was there before I arrived. As is my habit I immediately complained. Not only does that sound like a radio slogan (FM 105), but any self-respecting moron knows the MINIMUM people claim to give is 110%! We weren't even giving what the normal ridiculous claim suggests. We kept the slogan. It was popular. Apparently people don't expect commercials to actually make logical sense. Edited June 16, 2020 by The Dean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: We might need a pole. I got yer pole riii heeeeeere!!! Heyooooo!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I enjoy you Mead. Don’t let these prick bags give you ? I second that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: We might need a pole. Ethnicity should have nothing to do with the situation. ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 14 hours ago, mead107 said: Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys. I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. what day is this? I love good meat. I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat. I think mead has become a nut case. one fish ? two fish ? three ? I like boats I like my neighbors I just love love ? everyone I need to turn a new leaf I turned one over last month it was in the driveway can you eat mice? can you eat chipmunks? how about the redheaded woodpecker? I had a huge pork chop tonight head back to New York tomorrow. Anyone need any patriots clothing ? if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. see you all next football ? season 2021. love you ? all You can get Covid from eating mice & Chipmunks. They are cousins of bats! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 If anyone causes mead107 to disassociate himself with the membership before I get to try one of those strombolis, there's going to be trouble. ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 16 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: We might need a pole. A North one or a South one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 19 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Discuss With or without pineapple? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 19 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Discuss Seems more like a shot putter or a hammer thrower. Discus throwers tend to be longer and lankier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 You can't lose it if it's already lost. I think the board needs to start listing birthday's again so Mead can be kept busy with his old happy birthday PMs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 19 hours ago, mead107 said: Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys. I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. what day is this? I love good meat. I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat. I think mead has become a nut case. one fish ? two fish ? three ? I like boats I like my neighbors I just love love ? everyone I need to turn a new leaf I turned one over last month it was in the driveway can you eat mice? can you eat chipmunks? how about the redheaded woodpecker? I had a huge pork chop tonight head back to New York tomorrow. Anyone need any patriots clothing ? if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. see you all next football ? season 2021. love you ? all ...so why didn't Riley Ferguson make your list?......bet he's CRUSHED......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 52 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...so why didn't Riley Ferguson make your list?......bet he's CRUSHED......... Neither did ""it's wine.? time " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 @mead107 Please tell us what day of the week it is, month and year. Please tell us what kind of sausage you like. When pitching a tent, do you use long stakes or short? Do you find it hard getting up in the morning? We need to know answers to these questions before answering any pole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Saturday I think is every day Saturday? may 12 I like long sausages the longer the better i like short wooden stakes I think. I don’t find it hard getting up anymore. I do have problems with my toenails, I never know what color to paint them. I tape them them off with duck tape and spray them with heat paint. hope no short people complain to the mods about my mind blowing problems. I really can’t believe how so many people’s minds are in the gutter during this crazy time when asking some questions on what people enjoy and love to eat. I have some beautiful Tom Brady clothing if some members would like some. I have a big bush that I dug out of the yard of the house he lived in. The new owners were not happy. who is buying the next 518 lunch when is it 2 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...so why didn't Riley Ferguson make your list?......bet he's CRUSHED......... Who is he ? Next year’s draft pick? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 minute ago, mead107 said: Saturday I think is every day Saturday? may 12 I like long sausages the longer the better i like short wooden stakes I think. I don’t find it hard getting up anymore. I do have problems with my toenails, I never know what color to paint them. I tape them them off with duck tape and spray them with heat paint. hope no short people complain to the mods about my mind blowing problems. I really can’t believe how so many people’s minds are in the gutter during this crazy time when asking some questions on what people enjoy and love to eat. I have some beautiful Tom Brady clothing if some members would like some. I have a big bush that I dug out of the yard of the house he lived in. The new owners were not happy. who is buying the next 518 lunch when is it You forgot "Time to make the donuts..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Just now, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: You forgot "Time to make the donuts..." I like cream cheese on my everything donut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 minute ago, mead107 said: I like cream cheese on my everything donut Rock on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 hours ago, mead107 said: Saturday I think is every day Saturday? My Dad says he knows when it's Sunday, because that's when the big newspaper arrives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I had to check the date of this thread. The title would have made sense today or 10 years ago. Jesus I’ve know some of you a long time. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, Just Jack said: My Dad says he knows when it's Sunday, because that's when the big newspaper arrives. You know he’s old..........if he gets a newspaper! The WSJ has started showing up in my driveway for some reason. We don’t pay for it, but they can say circulation is up. We also get a free copy of Sports Illustrated for my wife (who couldn’t care less) AND a dead person. Look how popular we are!!! My wife used to SERIOUSLY resent the “fat newspaper” crowd where we lived in Florida. She had zero respect for the trust fund babies who bragged about never working. She could never NOT work, and she hates anyone who brags about it. I like that about her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Judging by his early entries today, YES! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 On 6/15/2020 at 9:07 PM, mead107 said: Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys. I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. what day is this? I love good meat. I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat. I think mead has become a nut case. one fish ? two fish ? three ? I like boats I like my neighbors I just love love ? everyone I need to turn a new leaf I turned one over last month it was in the driveway can you eat mice? can you eat chipmunks? how about the redheaded woodpecker? I had a huge pork chop tonight head back to New York tomorrow. Anyone need any patriots clothing ? if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. see you all next football ? season 2021. love you ? all Shoulda let me know. Coulda met for lunch at Wegmans on University in Westwood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Can someone set up a go fund me page? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 6/16/2020 at 12:59 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: If anyone causes mead107 to disassociate himself with the membership before I get to try one of those strombolis, there's going to be trouble. ? kinda like Anchor Bar...myth greater than the reality( I kid, i kid) . Every guest i take to tailgate says best part of day was having breakfast stromboli and @mead107 wife. Hmm does that sound bad? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: kinda like Anchor Bar...myth greater than the reality( I kid, i kid) . Every guest i take to tailgate says best part of day was having breakfast stromboli and @mead107 wife. Hmm does that sound bad? They had mead's wife? That's quite sporting of the meads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, The Dean said: They had mead's wife? That's quite sporting of the meads. all i can report is that they enjoyed @mead107 wife much more than Mead...not a hard thing to believe if you have ever met Mead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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