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Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys.  
 

I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. 
 

 

what day is this? 
I love good meat. 
I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat.  
I think mead has become a nut case. 

one fish 🐠 two fish 🐟 three 🎣 

I like boats 

I like my neighbors 

I just love love 💕 everyone 

I need to turn a new leaf 

I turned one over last month 

it was in the driveway 

can you eat mice? 
can you eat chipmunks?

how about the redheaded woodpecker? 
I had a huge pork chop tonight 

head back to New York tomorrow.
Anyone need any patriots clothing ? 
if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. 
 

see you all next football 🏈 season 2021. 
love you 😍 all 

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23 minutes ago, mead107 said:

Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys.  
 

I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. 
 

 

what day is this? 
I love good meat. 
I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat.  
I think mead has become a nut case. 

one fish 🐠 two fish 🐟 three 🎣 

I like boats 

I like my neighbors 

I just love love 💕 everyone 

I need to turn a new leaf 

I turned one over last month 

it was in the driveway 

can you eat mice? 
can you eat chipmunks?

how about the redheaded woodpecker? 
I had a huge pork chop tonight 

head back to New York tomorrow.
Anyone need any patriots clothing ? 
if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. 
 

see you all next football 🏈 season 2021. 
love you 😍 all 

 

Retirement is a mixed bag. It takes some getting used to. 

 

Go Bills! 

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5 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

Retirement is a mixed bag. It takes some getting used to. 

 

Go Bills! 

 

 

In in a position (fortunate or unfortunate?) where I expect to have to work til I drop. 

 

I guess the answer to whether it is fortunate or unfortunate depends on how long I live.

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I like the double entendres.  Keep up the  good work Mead.. Stuff like: Do you  mow your neighbor's  lawn? Did you have an Erector Set and did it have  erection drawings:

 

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3 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

My wife will retire some day, but only when she finds her “retirement job”. She wants to run a foundation, an admirable endeavor. She thinks she’s too far out of that world now, I disagree. I just want my old job back, before we moved from Florida. It’s not transferable, so I just find ways to spend my day. I wish I were more desirable in the market place. 

Where are you?  In Nashville  area?  You can always  be a lock operator.  Push those  buttons till you're  95!  It's  like  kindergarten, get cookies 🍪 and milk 🥛 😋 and a nap  too!

 

Shhhh, just don't  tell @BringBackFergy !

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It's like watching really bad stand-up comedy.  They think they're funny.  Someone told them they were funny.  But they suck.

 

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^^^ Shallow

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Posted (edited)

Losing it implies that he, at one point, HAD it.

 

On that point, we cannot accept the premise of the question.

 

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1 hour ago, mead107 said:

Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys.  
 

I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. 
 

 

what day is this? 
I love good meat. 
I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat.  
I think mead has become a nut case. 

one fish 🐠 two fish 🐟 three 🎣 

I like boats 

I like my neighbors 

I just love love 💕 everyone 

I need to turn a new leaf 

I turned one over last month 

it was in the driveway 

can you eat mice? 
can you eat chipmunks?

how about the redheaded woodpecker? 
I had a huge pork chop tonight 

head back to New York tomorrow.
Anyone need any patriots clothing ? 
if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. 
 

see you all next football 🏈 season 2021. 
love you 😍 all 

You forgot...""it's wine 🍷 time" 😁

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5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

We might need a pole. 

 

I’m thinking it needs to be at least six feet. 

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49 minutes ago, UConn James said:

Losing it implies that he, at one point, HAD it.

 

On that point, we cannot accept the premise of the question.

 

😉

 

I considered posting this very thought. But based on Mead's response, I thought it was a bit too harsh. Still, good line.

 

7 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I’m thinking it needs to be at least six feet. 

 

Isn't the standard length for figurative poles TEN feet? (And, yes, I get the six feet reference.)

 

Aside: I worked at Channel 5 in Boston in the 80's. Their slogan was "We give a 105%". It was there before I arrived. As is my habit I immediately complained. Not only does that sound like a radio slogan (FM 105), but any self-respecting moron knows the MINIMUM people claim to give is 110%! We weren't even giving what the normal ridiculous claim suggests. 

 

We kept the slogan. It was popular. Apparently people don't expect commercials to actually make logical sense.

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37 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

We might need a pole. 

 

I got yer pole riii heeeeeere!!!  Heyooooo!!

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2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I enjoy you Mead.  Don’t let these prick bags give you 💩 

 

 

I second that!

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7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

We might need a pole. 

Ethnicity should have nothing to do with the situation.  🧐

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14 hours ago, mead107 said:

Just killing time till the next 518 lunch when the guy that fires people all the time buys.  
 

I am on a fixed income and GE stock has tanked. 
 

 

what day is this? 
I love good meat. 
I'm going to do a Chinese meal this week. I hope it is huge. I could go for some good cat.  
I think mead has become a nut case. 

one fish 🐠 two fish 🐟 three 🎣 

I like boats 

I like my neighbors 

I just love love 💕 everyone 

I need to turn a new leaf 

I turned one over last month 

it was in the driveway 

can you eat mice? 
can you eat chipmunks?

how about the redheaded woodpecker? 
I had a huge pork chop tonight 

head back to New York tomorrow.
Anyone need any patriots clothing ? 
if I’m in funk next time I see or talk to any of you please help me pull my head out of my butt. 
 

see you all next football 🏈 season 2021. 
love you 😍 all 

You can get Covid from eating mice & Chipmunks.  They are cousins of bats!  :lol:

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