Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) Bible says we're supposed to love our neighbors, but mine go out of the way to make it difficult. New neighbors (like four months in the neighborhood new) call code enforcement on our pastureland for being overgrown. Not even adjacent to their property. Consequence? Using a scythe to cut it down (two acres) before COB tomorrow. Don't even know the woman, but I hate her already. Let's hear about your ***** neighbors. Edited August 7, 2019 by Joe in Winslow 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) The guy who wrote the Bible didn't have neighbors. My neighbors are Chinese family of 6 living in a 2 bedroom that drive Lyft and Uber all day long dad and kids. Someone said the mom owns a massage parlor... But I don't know if that's true or not. Edited August 7, 2019 by Boca BIlls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Yappy little dogs. Nobody likes a yappy little dog. One is one house to the right, and two are two houses to the left. We are pretty close together. I would never hurt a dog (as far as you know), but it’s come up a bit with the other neighbors. Dropped a hint here and there.....one’s getting a little more responsible. My Golden used to go up to the fence and woof back loudly. I could have snapped my fingers and stopped her.......but I gave them a taste of how pleasant OTHER people’s barking dogs are. 3 minutes ago, Boca BIlls said: The guy who wrote the Bible didn't have neighbors. My neighbors are Chinese family of 6 living in a 2 bedroom that drive Lyft and Uber all day long dad and kids. Someone said the mom owns a massage parlor... But I don't know if that's true or not. Asian massage parlor? Does she know.......oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Yeah... I wonder why they have a problem... Who would have figured? ? But... Anyway... I am on your side, we all support the same team(s) here, no matter how crappy they play. Tell them you are protecting the fireflies. A flagship species. That's why you don't see them any more, back east especially... Overmowing, too neat, too much light: https://www.firefly.org/how-you-can-help.html "Fireflies are disappearing all over the world, and it’s believed to be because of human encroachment on habitat and increased light pollution from development and traffic. But there are a few things you can do to help fireflies make a comeback in your area. None of these steps have been proven to work, mainly because scientists have only been studying firefly populations for a few years and data is still inconclusive. But signs point to human development, light pollution and toxic chemicals as likely culprits behind the dwindling of firefly populations. Follow these steps, and with luck your yard will once again sparkle on summer nights." Thank you, I am waving the fee. LoL... 6 minutes ago, Augie said: Yappy little dogs. Nobody likes a yappy little dog. One is one house to the right, and two are two houses to the left. We are pretty close together. I would never hurt a dog (as far as you know), but it’s come up a bit with the other neighbors. Dropped a hint here and there.....one’s getting a little more responsible. My Golden used to go up to the fence and woof back loudly. I could have snapped my fingers and stopped her.......but I gave them a taste of how pleasant OTHER people’s barking dogs are. Asian massage parlor? Does she know.......oh, never mind. How about happy little posters. Do people love yappy little forum posters? Just asking for a friend. They make me do the weirdest things! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 My next door neighbor to my right is a wonderful family from Zimbabwe. Love them. The dude to my left is a creepy dude who never moved out of his mom's house. She passed away a couple of years ago and his hording began. I can be in my garage and know that he has opened his garage door because of the smell of mice. Sounds weird, but I have smelled mouse infestations and I have never smelled anything like it. Effin gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, Boca BIlls said: The guy who wrote the Bible didn't have neighbors. My neighbors are Chinese family of 6 living in a 2 bedroom that drive Lyft and Uber all day long dad and kids. Someone said the mom owns a massage parlor... But I don't know if that's true or not. Does she know Robert Kraft, or not that high-end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: Bible says we're supposed to love our neighbors, but mine go out of the way to make it difficult. New neighbors (like four months in the neighborhood new) call code enforcement on our pastureland for being overgrown. Not even adjacent to their property. Consequence? Using a scythe to cut it down (two acres) before COB tomorrow. Don't even know the woman, but I hate her already. Let's hear about your ***** neighbors. Mowing down "pasture land" here in WNY counties will get you in a deep load of trouble...if horses..livestock etc are on the land and surviving off it...those "people" are in some serious trouble. Invest in no trespassing signs...AND Take them to your local court..doing what they did is nearly like hitting a Amish carriage horse with your jeep. P.S.-My neighbors are scared shirtless of me..but we still smile and wave. Good luck...me and my bride would love to get down south/fla panhandle..have a few horses out back..she loves riding.I'm More into patting and feeding them raw carrots. I never heard mister ed get called eddie???? 10 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: My next door neighbor to my right is a wonderful family from Zimbabwe. Love them. The dude to my left is a creepy dude who never moved out of his mom's house. She passed away a couple of years ago and his hording began. I can be in my garage and know that he has opened his garage door because of the smell of mice. Sounds weird, but I have smelled mouse infestations and I have never smelled anything like it. Effin gross. Didn't you beat the daylights out of your neighbor a few years ago? Domestic..he was sleeping with your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 No problems here. My neighbors are pretty cool by my standards. Were paying the neighbor girl to get out mail and watch our cat while were on vacation. They probably think im a degenerate because I'm shirtless with a beer most days during these warm months. However, the never called the police on my raging fires and music tastes on a late Friday night. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Years ago we lived across the street from a teenager who used to piss on the side of his house in the middle of the day. This same kid used to set off fireworks in the middle of the street. I mean fair enough but he would do it on other people's lawns and get all the debris all over it. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm pretty chill but it was just very inconsiderate of others what he was doing. He used to set fires in his backyard as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) I've got a dude next door to me. Won't mow his lawn. WAY overgrown. One quick phone call and now he's out there like Karl Childers whipping a slingblade (some folks call it a Sling-blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. Mmm hmm), around yelling something about "French fried taters." Mmmm hmmm ... I reckon. Only in South Jersey, I tell ya. Edited August 8, 2019 by Gugny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: .....They probably think im a degenerate because I'm shirtless with a beer most days during these warm months. However, the never called the police on my raging fires and music tastes on a late Friday night. They do nt but we definitely do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 My neighborhood has gotten old. I’m recently retired, and I’m surrounded by retired folks, except for the abandoned house next door. I live in an ok neighborhood, but the two grown sons who grew up next door won’t sell the house they inherited when their folks passed away, even though one lives 100 miles away, and the other lives 1500 miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: They don’t but we definitely do..... Every family needs a cousin Eddie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: They do nt but we definitely do..... Speak for yourself! (I was trying to keep it as my little secret....) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: Speak for yourself! (I was trying to keep it as my little secret....) Selfish bastard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, BuffaloBill said: Selfish bastard.... So we’ve met? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: Bible says we're supposed to love our neighbors, but mine go out of the way to make it difficult. New neighbors (like four months in the neighborhood new) call code enforcement on our pastureland for being overgrown. Not even adjacent to their property. Consequence? Using a scythe to cut it down (two acres) before COB tomorrow. Don't even know the woman, but I hate her already. Let's hear about your ***** neighbors. Careful. She may be in cahoots with San Diego who will be lying in wait to turn that scythe on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Misterbluesky said: Mowing down "pasture land" here in WNY counties will get you in a deep load of trouble...if horses..livestock etc are on the land and surviving off it...those "people" are in some serious trouble. Invest in no trespassing signs...AND Take them to your local court..doing what they did is nearly like hitting a Amish carriage horse with your jeep. P.S.-My neighbors are scared shirtless of me..but we still smile and wave. Good luck...me and my bride would love to get down south/fla panhandle..have a few horses out back..she loves riding.I'm More into patting and feeding them raw carrots. I never heard mister ed get called eddie???? Didn't you beat the daylights out of your neighbor a few years ago? Domestic..he was sleeping with your wife? LOL, holy shnikey, you friggin remember that? Yeah, I'd did but that was two houses ago back in 2005!!! I may have told the story here a couple of years ago, but the actual event was long before. The funny/sad thing is, she is still with that ***** bag in their ***** trailer park. They've now lasted longer than her and I! Good for her! PS: I have never felt so satisfied wearing handcuffs ? Edited August 8, 2019 by BUFFALOKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 My son mows the lawn most times. There's no clearly defined property line between ours and our neighbor's. 9.999999999 times out of 10, whoever mows "first" gets close enough. Seriously no big deal. My son didn't quite go over far enough ... by literally a foot, TOPS, when he mowed a month or two ago (we mow every 4-5 days in the summer). You'd think the neighbor would just hit the extra foot. We're talking about a 40 foot stretch of grass that's less than a foot wide. No. I got home and saw this strip of high grass. His asssshole, snobby, prick, Clarkson student son mowed and couldn't bother. I grabbed the mower and took the 11 SECONDS to mow the strip of grass. I didn't say anything and I won't. But that was a douche move. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: My son mows the lawn most times. There's no clearly defined property line between ours and our neighbor's. 9.999999999 times out of 10, whoever mows "first" gets close enough. Seriously no big deal. My son didn't quite go over far enough ... by literally a foot, TOPS, when he mowed a month or two ago (we mow every 4-5 days in the summer). You'd think the neighbor would just hit the extra foot. We're talking about a 40 foot stretch of grass that's less than a foot wide. No. I got home and saw this strip of high grass. His asssshole, snobby, prick, Clarkson student son mowed and couldn't bother. I grabbed the mower and took the 11 SECONDS to mow the strip of grass. I didn't say anything and I won't. But that was a douche move. My creepy neighbor moved a bunch of potted plants to divide a section of our lawns because I would mow his weed patch. The pots had plants in them for one season. Now they are weed pots and I spray his ***** with roundup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 We have 3 sets of floodlights around the house. Two are WAY UP, second story lights. I was somehow at the neighbors one day (extremely rare, but nice folks). He made a point of showing me how our lights shine in the window and annoy his wife when she’s at the breakfast table or watching TV. Hey, it’s how I light up my grill and one side of the back yard. I like it, so I want to SEE it! I looked into putting sleeves over the floodlights. Means replacing 3 fixtures. (I could just unscrew the bulbs in one and make it 2, as one I don’t even want on and that one doesn’t bother them.) Anyway, two bids, both well over $500 because of the 2nd floor fixtures. The fixtures are only about $40 at Home Depot. It would take about 20 minutes to do the 2 fixtures that bother them. I just turn my lights on much less often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 42 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: LOL, holy shnikey, you friggin remember that? Yeah, I'd did but that was two houses ago back in 2005!!! I may have told the story here a couple of years ago, but the actual event was long before. The funny/sad thing is, she is still with that ***** bag in their ***** trailer park. They've now lasted longer than her and I! Good for her! PS: I have never felt so satisfied wearing handcuffs ? I remember everything..including when gugny got himself in a car wreck.. His wife at the time..asked him if the car was heavily damaged instead of spending her worry on him. Johnny Hammersticks doesn't like popcorn thrown at him... I don't type much on here..I read and digest all of the takes.. Tells me a lot of the character of you characters. Grins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: My neighborhood has gotten old. I’m recently retired, and I’m surrounded by retired folks, except for the abandoned house next door. I live in an ok neighborhood, but the two grown sons who grew up next door won’t sell the house they inherited when their folks passed away, even though one lives 100 miles away, and the other lives 1500 miles away. Sounds like the house next to my sister-in-law and her husband. Story I heard was the kids bought it cheap off the mother in an attempt to flip it. They didn't get far though and now it sits empty for years. Window in the garage is busted though, so people can get in. There's kitchen cabinets still in boxes to be installed, mold growing on the walls, and about 8 inches of water in the basement. My in-laws want to buy it cheap to fix up for my mother-in-law to live in, but the current owners are not returning any phone calls or messages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said: Bible says we're supposed to love our neighbors, but mine go out of the way to make it difficult. New neighbors (like four months in the neighborhood new) call code enforcement on our pastureland for being overgrown. Not even adjacent to their property. Consequence? Using a scythe to cut it down (two acres) before COB tomorrow. Don't even know the woman, but I hate her already. Let's hear about your ***** neighbors. The bible also says if my brother dies that I have to bang his wife: "Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19) Say it ain't so, Joe. I want no piece of that!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 37 minutes ago, Gugny said: The bible also says if my brother dies that I have to bang his wife: "Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19) Say it ain't so, Joe. I want no piece of that!!! I never had a brother, but if I did I’d want to see his wife before making any promises. Does MY wife have any say in this? Hottie? “It’s the Word Of God. Honey!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Gugny said: The bible also says if my brother dies that I have to bang his wife: "Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19) Say it ain't so, Joe. I want no piece of that!!! Yes, it's called the kinsman redeemer. Interesting concept of you honestly look at it. 7 hours ago, Gugny said: I've got a dude next door to me. Won't mow his lawn. WAY overgrown. One quick phone call and now he's out there like Karl Childers whipping a slingblade (some folks call it a Sling-blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. Mmm hmm), around yelling something about "French fried taters." Mmmm hmmm ... I reckon. Only in South Jersey, I tell ya. Not his lawn, you fool. His pastureland. For horses. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Gugny said: The bible also says if my brother dies that I have to bang his wife: "Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19) Say it ain't so, Joe. I want no piece of that!!! That is Mosaic law and only applied to Jews. Not relevant to anyone else, anymore than blood sacrifice or various diet rules. The "love your neighbor" still applies though. Edited August 8, 2019 by sherpa 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, sherpa said: That is Mosaic law and only applied to Jews. Not relevant to anyone else, anymore than blood sacrifice or various diet rules. The "love your neighbor" still applies though. Kinsman redeemer is an interesting concept, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 We live on six acres in the woods and can't even see our neighbors. It's like heaven... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Gugny said: The bible also says if my brother dies that I have to bang his wife: "Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19) Say it ain't so, Joe. I want no piece of that!!! Leviticus 20:21If a man has marital relations with his brother’s wife, it is indecency. He has exposed his brother’s nakedness; they will be childless. 500 years ago these contradictory Bible passages set in motion events that shaped the world we live in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Leviticus 20:21If a man has marital relations with his brother’s wife, it is indecency. He has exposed his brother’s nakedness; they will be childless. 500 years ago these contradictory Bible passages set in motion events that shaped the world we live in Meaning his LIVING brother. But you knew that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: Meaning his LIVING brother. How do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Gugny said: How do you know? I've actually read it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, Joe in Winslow said: I've actually read it? I believe you! But how do you know what the author of this passage (the one that says banging your sister in law is a no-no) meant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatnot78 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: I believe you! But how do you know what the author of this passage (the one that says banging your sister in law is a no-no) meant? You can ask that same question to about 90% of the posts on this site. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, Whatnot78 said: You can ask that same question to about 90% of the posts on this site. But (hopefully) people don't shape their lives and make decisions and judge others based upon 90% of the posts on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatnot78 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: But (hopefully) people don't shape their lives and make decisions and judge others based upon 90% of the posts on this site. Agreed, but I do question that sometimes (not directed at you)... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Good fences make good neighbors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I believe you! But how do you know what the author of this passage (the one that says banging your sister in law is a no-no) meant? Context my man. Context. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: Context my man. Context. In what context does it make sense that a woman gets pregnant without *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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