BillsFanNC Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 If we were vampires and death was a jokeWe'd go out on the sidewalk and smokeAnd laugh at all the lovers and their plansI wouldn't feel the need to hold your handMaybe time running out is a giftI'll work hard 'til the end of my shiftAnd give you every second I can findAnd hope it isn't me who's left behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkreed Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhileBut try to understand, try to understandTry, try, try to understand, I'm a magic man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 23 minutes ago, nkreed said: "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhileBut try to understand, try to understandTry, try, try to understand, I'm a magic man" I wanna get high, soooooo hiiiighh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 (edited) Thank you, driver, for getting me here (too much, Magic Bus) You'll be an inspector, have no fear (too much, Magic Bus) I don't want to cause no fuss (too much, Magic Bus) But can I buy your Magic Bus? (too much, Magic Bus) Â Â Edited April 17, 2019 by DaBillsFanSince1973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 If you wanna be like Tiger WoodsPoking all the holes in the neighborhoodTell your wife how it's gonna beYour driver is community property Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 No don't give a dose to the one you love mostGive her some marmelade give her some toastYou can give her the willies or give her the bluesBut the dose that you give her will get back to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaineIf you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,Cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck Then they'll stone you and then they'll say "good luck" Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You think you're gonna take her away With your money and your cocaine Keep thinkin' that her mind is gonna change But I know everything is okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 When wanna get down, Down on the ground, COCAINE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) Flat on my back she goes downFor backstage pass, she goes downWith all of my friends, she goes downShe gives heart attack, she goes   She goes downShe goes downShe goes down, down down downAll night long  Edited April 17, 2019 by Reed83HOF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Sweet, sweet Connie, doin’ her act She had the whole show and that’s a natural fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Uncle Joe said: Sweet, sweet Connie, doin’ her act She had the whole show and that’s a natural fact Back in black I hit the sack  I've been to long I'm glad to be back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Welcome back Your dreams were your ticket out Welcome back to that same old place That you laughed about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune,Bird fly high by the light of the moon,Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Smokin' in the boys' roomSmokin' in the boys' roomNow, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rulesBut everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Well we can't salute ya can't find a flag If that don't suit ya that's a drag School's out for summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 The Sounds of Silence 10000 people maybe wrong  Hello darkness, my old friendI've come to talk with you againBecause a vision softly creepingLeft its seeds while I was sleepingAnd the vision that was planted in my brainStill remainsWithin the sound of silence  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 We all came out to Montreux On the Lake Geneva shoreline To make records with a mobile We didn't have much time Frank Zappa and the Mothers Were at the best place around But some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I met her in a club down in North Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack... Â Â ...I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At Citibank we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 In the year 2525, if man is still alive If woman can survive, they may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie Everything ExiledInIllinois says is a LIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Son, she said, have I got a little story for youWhat you thought was your daddy was nothin but a...While you were sittin home alone at age thirteenYour real daddy was dyin, sorry you didnt see him, but Im glad we talked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Well I never been to heavenBut I been to OklahomaWell they tell me I was born thereBut I really don't remember In Oklahoma, not ArizonaWhat does it matterWhat does it matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Ya know Shady's heart keeps tellin' him "You're not a kid at sixty-three" "Ya play around, ya lose your wife" "Ya play too long, you lose your life" He's got his pills to ease the pain Can't find a thing to ease the rain He'd love to try and settle down But everybody's leavin' town Some gotta win, some gotta lose Good time Shady's got the blues Good time Shady's got the blues Good time Shady's got the blues... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Aren't you the guy who used to set the paces Riding up in front of a hundred Faces I don't suppose you would remember me But I used to follow you back in '63 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Well, it was Back in Blind River in 1962 When I last saw you alive But we missed that shift On the long decline Long may you run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Ya know Shady's heart keeps tellin' him "You're not a kid at sixty-three" I'm still 61 dkhead       Yippie I yea  Ghost riders int he sky   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 There's a killer on the road His brain is squirming like a toad Take a long holiday Let your children play If you give this man a ride Sweet family will die Killer on the road, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You're the meanest old woman that I've ever have seen I guess if you say so I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right) Hit the road Jack and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Blood stains the ivories of my Daddy's baby grand Ain't seen daylight since we started this band No more, No more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Let's go back, let's go back Let's go way on, way back when I didn't even know you You couldn't have been too much more than ten (just a child) I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degrees But, it don't take too much high IQ's To see what you're doing to me  [From: The Blues Brothers]  "Now... You ain't going back on the road no more..."   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You need my love baby, oh so bad You're not the only one I've ever had And if I say I want to set you free Don't you know you'll be in misery They call me (Dr. love) They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. love) I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. love) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Rat tailed Jimmy is a second hand hoodHe deals out in HollywoodGot a '65 Chevy primered flamesTraded for some powdered goodsJigsaw Jimmy he's runnin' a gangBut I hear he's doin' okayGot a cozy little job sells the Mexican mobPackages of candy cane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Henry got to Mexico and turned his truck around Talkin' with the man who had it growin' from the ground Henry tasted, he got wasted, couldn't even see How he's gonna drive like that is not too clear to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 In the confusion, my uncle grabbed the gold, and we high-tailed it down to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 All the federales sayThey could have had him any dayThey only let him slip awayOut of kindness I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm goin' way down south, way down south, way down south to Mexico way! Alright! I'm goin' way down south, way down where I can be free! Ain't no one gonna find me babe! Ain't no hangman gonna, he ain't gonna put a rope around me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I don't speak Spanish all that well I'm out of cash, and I'm drunk as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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