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Niagara Bill Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 One Sunday a preacher decided to try something new in the service. He said, when I say 1 word I want all of you to sing a song that comes to mind. He said Cross, and everyone began singing the Old Rugged Cross. Good he said try, Grace, and they all began singing Amazing Grace. The pastor then said Sex....and there was silence, everyone looked at each other not knowing what to sing. Suddenly at an 87 year old woman stood and began singing, Thanks for the Memories. Budda bing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: Given the Browns jersey he should have watched football for one quarter, turned it off when it was over and then did the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 What's the difference between booze and weed? Five drunk guys will start a fight; five stoned guys will start a band. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Olympic Divers photoshopped onto toilets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punching Bag Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, T&C said: Lackawanna is wrong, should be what Cheektowaga has. And Niagara County should be what Lackawanna has due to Love Canal. Something is always off for anyone from Niagara Falls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Yogi: King of Malaprop! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Poojer Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Onion level stuff here! https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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That's No Moon Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 On 9/18/2020 at 9:38 PM, Limeaid said: Lackawanna is wrong, should be what Cheektowaga has. And Niagara County should be what Lackawanna has due to Love Canal. Something is always off for anyone from Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls is Fat Tony. Maybe Diamond Joe Quimby. 7 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: "But Alice, I brought you the meat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 PayDay! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niagara Bill Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Had a little mix up at the store today. A hot young clerk looked at me and said, strip down facing me. Apparently it was in reference to my credit card, Please send bail money 2 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Niagara Bill said: Had a little mix up at the store today. A hot young clerk looked at me and said, strip down facing me. Apparently it was in reference to my credit card, Please send bail money I had a similar situation. She instead told me “insert chip here” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Warcodered Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Foxx said: Documentary: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blokestradamus Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 3 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: Where did you find the BillsWire style guide? 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Foxx said: Funny. But it was a traffic accident, not the hurricane, that caused it... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sharks-on-power-lines-hurricane/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Avenger Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: The Minister of Silly Walks..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) On 9/25/2020 at 11:18 AM, Lurker said: Funny. But it was a traffic accident, not the hurricane, that caused it... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sharks-on-power-lines-hurricane/ can we get Snopes to check this one as well? Edited September 27, 2020 by Foxx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shamrock Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 3:04 AM, WhoTom said: Mr. Bean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 This is so wrong, I almost feel bad posting it: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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